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“Dad, you’ve celebrated with your brothers a bit too much today. Come on, it’s late, you’re drunk, let me drive.”“Mmmmm maybe later babygirl, but I don’t want to go home to your Mom right now..’“Oh my God Daddy, what are you doing? No!
The morning after Girls Night Out: “Oh, no. Not again… I must stop drinking Tequila. Where am I? Where are my clothes? Who are you? How am I going to explain this bruise to my husband?”
nudeandnaughtyflashing: Friday nights are perfect for going out to clubs or parties and making sure you flash as many people as possible every part of you. You can always use the excuse you were drunk. Of course Kendra Lust does not need an excuse to
slutzmotivation: you were going to a halloween costume party as a slutty chick. as soon as everyone got a bit drunk,you were playing a truth or dare game. one of your friends picked truth and said that he thinks you are girly. another friend agreed with
extraneousredux: Another one I sent Foxy. Husband: “Are you serious?!” Me: “Yeah. It’s a cute little fox. It’s fucking adorable. Shut up.” Husband: “You’re so cute when you’re drunk.” Me: “You only think that when
wbacchus: reasonablesacrifice: sheldonjames: bowie-coyote: YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. Oh the comments lmfao.
wetset: © Wet Set Sophie has already drunk three cups of water and you are falling behind! Filling up her fourth glass, Sophie tells you that you better catch up with her or she’ll have won this holding contest just through you not being able to keep
korrasamigayshit: Asami: come on I wasn’t that drunk Korra: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important Asami, tearing up: because you are
incorrect48quotes:Maachun: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk.Milky: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important!Maachun, tearing up: Because you are!
fyeahkimryeowook: “@haeminbook: When you work or study hard, do not get in the mood of ‘feeling like you are working hard’. You have to work hard, not get drunk from the “feeling” of working hard and only pretend to ‘work hard’. Nothing
occupymysigmoidcolon: daniezar: stevefuckingjuarez: Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch. LMAO You are just awful
seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
No, not your fault. Which isn’t to say being drunk and dressed like a huge cock tease wasn’t a contributing factor. There are a lot of sides to any story. Never just one. Everyone should remember that. Oh and in case you are going
I don’t get it… nice hair, nice tits, nice hips… she’s hot. Wtf is wrong with whom ever made this meme???? Are you telling if you had THAT riding your cock you wouldn’t enjoy it? You don’t deserve a penis….
dontcallmenubs: unknownbearing: ithinkitsallama: hi human you are friend i like you smile smile human smile i love you Swiggity swag the friendship stag James Potter got drunk and very friendly xD!
willowdove: tackykawa: me trying to hit a 5000 word count like Pinocchio should go into politics Politics? No. You can’t get elected by saying that many words, people will think you are smarter than them. You have to be as drunk as them, not
bright-as-the-morningstar: 2.3Lucifer: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk Chloe: You tried colour my whole face with a highlighter because you said I was important Lucifer, tearing up: But you are.
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
justmovinguncomfortablyslow: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing accurate
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latosblog:sometimes it feels good to cry. even if you’re alone and kinda drunk. idk who you are, but i love you.
welikemen:whitemalefeet: Fuck you, I’m gonna get drunk and sit here while you lick my feet like the f***** you are. ;) 🛐 nice feet
insertcleverusernamehere: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing Kills me
gummijay: His is the creamy mess. Mine is the clear mess. I got it on my pillow. He is SOOO hot. You know who you are. I want you to come play again. Woof sexy fucker with the nice cock. I look cum drunk but it’s actually from the bright flash.
whiskeystainedeyes: Pre shower pics :) I’d like to say thank you to those who have taken the time to message or reblog me. :) you are all gems and lovely lovely people. Also I’m drunk. Happy Sunday. Love you! X Red
domtopv2: Started out that you lost a bet and had to kiss your buddies feet. Everyone was kinda drunk, so you started kissing everyone’s feet. Then the guys started taking turns spanking you, as you are on your knees. Pulling down your pants revealing
vincentvangoth: You don’t know how drunk you are until you’re pretty much like
overlypolitebisexual:“driving stoned is safer than driving drunk” so??? you still shouldn’t fucking do it?? do not drive if you are under the influence of any sort of substance you’re putting other people at risk
vintage-drunk: constantly-hidden: dandelion-mind13: this breaks my heart. Because I have done exactly this. You see people looking, so you smile, but it almost hurts too much, so within an instant its gone again, and you are back to thinking about
saviorxlights said: YOU DID YOU — ARE YOU KIDDING OH GOD WHENN!?!?!?WAS I DRUNK?!
megadaddyissues: A fag who tries to hang with real Men is only one drunk night away from being raped. You can beg, plead, deny it and resist them but they know what you are and the time will come when they’re going to put you in your place and dash
signedfury: peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids This is why I can’t with toddlers. When they’re tired, they will go the fuck to sleep wherever they want and you are powerless to stop them.
raylenelailee: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing Omg yes
sassafras-nouilles: You really only understand how drunk/high you are when you’re peeing i dont think ive ever related so much to a post…
comedycentral: What’s red, angry and prone to screaming? If you said, “My drunk father dressed as Santa Claus,” you are not only wrong, you should go see a psychiatrist. It’s the Angry Ginger Kid and he’s on the Tosh.0 season premiere Web Redemption
die-thylamide: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing this is the realest text post on tumblr
msquaredadrianne: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing YOOOOO I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME AYYYYY LMAAAAO
I love drunk girls in bathrooms so much, like they’re just so nice, they tell you how pretty you are and become your bff for like those two minutes that you’re standing there.
gay-forest-spirit-liberation: dontcallmenubs: unknownbearing: ithinkitsallama: hi human you are friend i like you smile smile human smile i love you Swiggity swag the friendship stag James Potter got drunk and very friendly ~
inhiddendoorways: if you say “fuck the police” because you drove drunk or made an irresponsible decision & you are mad that there were consequences, then no, fuck you. If by “fuck the police” you mean fuck police brutality, racial profiling,
thelittlesluts: You’re drunk again are you? But not because of alcohol but because of the loads of cum that have been spattered all over your face and into your mouth. You look at the line of men still jerking off their cocks and you get so excited.
y0udontgetluckytwice: YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD. FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR.
wifesharingfun: Fucking your drunk wife Ou boy! Do me and my wife have the treat for you! I bet you are ready to spice things up in the bedroom, especially this Valentine’s day! We’re putting on a show for you! Find us here, if you’d like. Follow
