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A black man walks into a bar. A white man says, "No coloured people allowed in here!” The black man says, "I’m born black. When I'm freezing, I'm black. When I'm sick, I’m black. When I’m dead, I’m black. When YOU are born, you're pink. When
shitshilarious: Lucas if you tell anyone you are a dead man
luciferhasthebooty: etnah: hinder: it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you What if they fall asleep by accident though? then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk
wuyus: @creatorsofcolornet event seven: wardrobe명심해. 우리가 누군지 알게 되면 죽는다. Remember. Once they find out who you are, you’re dead.insp [1] [2]
cryings-not-a-safe-word: Thigh high stockings and heels. Good lord that’s a deadly combo. Woman you are making me weak. Somebody needs a spanking now for taking me down. Yeah, Kitten, you guessed it, it sure as fuck isn’t me. So hike up that
skwalkers:Do you even understand how people are gonna be like, “I can’t believe you put things in a fryer oil with your bare hands. It’s not safe.”
carolpelxtier: Glenn is out there risking his life for you and for everyone else and I’m still here, so I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. [Things are gonna get worse and then we’ll see.] Yeah, we will. Rick said what he said because
amandapops: What the fuck do you mean “What’s that?” It’s a pinky swear where the fuck are you from?
GLENN. WHAT’RE YOU DOING. ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
residentevil2remake: Armin Arlelt Big Mind
ofmicnmen: LYRICALLY Lupe is the best rapper dead or alive. And if you disagree, you’re wrong. I’m wrong then.
assvna: atane: Nigerian man is asked about Bobby Shmurda getting arrested. “I think if you are going to rap about getting drugs and selling the drugs a week ago, when the week is over, if you get locked up, it’s your fault.” I’m dead. Source (embed
blackaida: queenstravelingdarling: black-to-the-bones: Dead ass scary. Society taught men to behave like this. We need to do something. My God….if that’s how he is online…can you imagine face to face??? ^^
unfollowfriday: nazis: *would kill me if it had no consequences* me: fuck nazis people: wow theres something called FREEDOM OF SPEECH and them wanting you dead because of who you are should be respected me realizing how little people value my life:
pokemonsoulsilver: pokemonsoulsilver: i was a survivor of the shooting that took place 2/14/18. i am okay, but unfortunately many of my friends are dead or in critical condition. if you have someone you love, please tell them while theyre still here.
peterdarling: “You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway” - Walt Disney
Lonely Cricket
laur-rants:“Ana! How can this be? I thought you were dead…”“Reinhardt, I must say, you look well.” Their lines together are so heartwarming they slay me whenever I hear them.
pandycake: 30 day Anime Challenge/ Day O5 Anime character you feel you are most like: Black rock Shooter OVA: Dead Master / Yomi takanashi
hotelfive: if you think the kingdom hearts fandom was dead you are forgetting another one star fox
wtfstuck: you are walking in the woods. there is no one around and your phone is dead. from behind a tree you hear it. caramelldansen
mikoooka: a transparent portrait thing so now you can pretend that you and all of your friends are dead
definitelydope: there are people in this world that will literally rip you to pieces with words and when you’re dead on the floor they’ll still say “it’s just an opinion lol” and the worst part is they get away with it every single fucking
The fact that there are people out there that don’t like Ska makes me feel really uncomfortable.
accioron: No, you don’t know how it feels! Your parents are dead! You have no family!
asklelemonylenny: Lenny: If you do this to me…I swear to goth..After I catch it, you are so dead! -Lemony Lenny
writing-prompt-s: Everybody has the ability to bring another person back to life, at the cost of their own life. You are a suicidal celebrity who can’t stay dead because of fans constantly sacrificing their lives to resurrect you.
poise: poise: if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead coroners hate them! area teen revived yet again through the power of the water cycle
laur-rants: “Ana! How can this be? I thought you were dead…”“Reinhardt, I must say, you look well.” Their lines together are so heartwarming they slay me whenever I hear them.
rose-ebottles: Whether you’re a have not or a have I got a question Are you living dead or is this some kind of possession?
crushly: Why are we supposed to go school, college then a job and then to work like an animal till you’re dead? Is that really how you want to live your life??? That’s not really living to me…..
doomslock: You told me I was like the Dead SeaYou’ll never sink when you are with me
fuckyougadreel: alittleworldofimagination: Friend: “So what are you up to today” Me: “Oh you know” Deaded I will probably fake my death too.
thehpalliance: allhailtheweirdo: thehpalliance: thehpalliance: harry potter puns neville get old you just can’t go ron with them are you sirius? dead sirius
astralpossession: Lokai Braclet. The white bead containts water from Mt. Everest to symbolize that sometimes you are on top of the world, but you must remain humble. The black bead contains mud from the Dead Sea. Sometimes your at your lowest.. stay
miss-deadly-red: You are lucky tumblr you get to see my dorky smile face ;) not many get to see it!! Was a bts on my latest lady v London shooting :)
imagine-only-avengers: Natasha: Did you do anything fun Saturday night?Steve: Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so, no, not really.Natasha: Hum… That’s funny.Steve: What is funny?Natasha: The fact that you’re lying me. I
Captain - Aone is too shy with strangers !! Bokuto - (He’s tall !) Bokuto - Are you Hinata’s rival ? You’re tall, huh !Aone *nods nods*Bokuto - (Shit, he doesn’t talk at all !! Huh, maybe he isn’t Japanese ?! Russian ??? Huh ? He
schlafwandel: hrxily: i-twerkwithmarcel: i-twerkwithmarcel: in-tox-ication: piercethebandmerch: cantlivewithoutlyrics: March 2. This girl is already dead. I will forever Reblog this YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: You better keep quiet kitten. I dont want anyone to hear me having my way with your asshole. Just pretend you are sleeping.
pond-in-the-pandorica: Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good Luck.
thefitally: @yourfriendandre makes me look bright and sparkly!!!! (it’s been over a week since I’ve seen you are you dead plz respond) (at Isla Vista, California)
pigwid: Doctor Who meme / ten episodes: Your life could depend on this. Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink! Good luck.
smell-of-rain-20:We all think this. Then you wake up one day and your life is all behind you. All the ideas plans hopes and dreams are dead and buried.
crystalshades: Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm. This is so perfect I want to cry This is so relaxing to watch There could be a dead body under that snow and no one would ever know. oh, there you are Tumblr.
I seriously need more people to follow. A lot of the people I follow do not use tumblr anymore, which makes my dash very dead. Like this if you’d like me to check out your blog, or recommend me blogs that are similar to mine. :3
starshippies: flora-belle: f-reska: noutical: exquisitedistinctivedesire: you are absolutely incredible and perfect, i love you Harry Edward Milward Styles. and Marcel, don’t forget Marcel i find this adorable. Staph omg im dead
perfectbarbiegoddess: Lolly Ink and Bonnie Rotten If you fuck with these two… or fuck these two… you are so dead. And it’s so worth it.
qoldblooded: idontknowhatagangstawalkis: psycho-with-lipgloss: blackinblank: mariiashady: JUST STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND JUST STARE INTO HIS EYES FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AND IF YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET THEN GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LIFE WELL
closetedsapphicopinions: atheistic-aesthetica: youre-all-dead-to-me: I hope 2017 is the year straight ppl stop I hope 2017 is the year you realise how mentally ill you are honestly i feel this reblog if ur gay and mentally ill
conflictingheart: “Woman. Do not wait for a poet. You are already poetry.” A little spray paint and a dead wall can shake you up. Lessons learned in Bogotá.
butterflywingednight: thesxrtinghat: drarry-queen: quibblerlovegood: heychessikuh: wheelchair-warrior: i am the most obnoxious person i know no you are a saint for making this thank you THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN DEAD THIS IS
the-walkers-arent-dead: you are under arrest for being too damn bootylicious man where’s Patrick when you need him lol
![wuyus: @creatorsofcolornet event seven: wardrobe명심해. 우리가 누군지 알게 되면 죽는다. Remember. Once they find out who you are, you’re dead.insp [1] [2]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1dd5148dddd64fec3c6f577064758d7/2a5a2d6ea6b2b7ac-9c/s500x750/39a5532a9d55c7f35415d5d5e401077a76538172.gif)
![carolpelxtier: Glenn is out there risking his life for you and for everyone else and I’m still here, so I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. [Things are gonna get worse and then we’ll see.] Yeah, we will. Rick said what he said because](https://64.media.tumblr.com/56419518bd738cec0d5ec50a66d8300a/tumblr_nwuyioa1nN1tej6dvo2_250.gif)
