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“Oh, hi bro! You just back from your stint working in Europe?â€â€œYou remember Jake and Steve - my buddies from the debate team?â€â€œYeah, we get that a lot these days! Us little nerds finally decided to ‘get into shape’. Researching the Should
verysissycaptions: Wearing a thong under your jeans to your high school football team was a huge mistake. A group of senior nerds took a picture of you and your visible thong. They blackmailed you into coming over to one of their houses after the game.
foiblesandfuckups: jockhypnoslave: First step into jocking you …. Soon you will lose those glasses and rejoin your jock bros They’d bumped into him in the street, chatted to him, flattered him, even sounded like they knew nerd stuff. Then they’d
lixpex: It was the first online casino that let you gamble with your own IQ points, cashing them in for pounds of muscle mass. The ad copy was aimed at high-intelligence nerds - they made it sound way too easy to win big muscle and still keep your intell
A Brief PrayerDwayne, Oh Lord, Discoverer of the sacred Chronivac and Brandon, Master of the Discord, and Listener of our Prayers.Before I pump my muscles in your names, I thank you humbly for your gifts that have transformed my diminutive and offputting
Pop Quiz Hot Shot: A sizzling hot virgin girly-boi is sitting on your bed telling you she’ll fuck and suck you all week, but only if you dress up and do the same for her next week. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!
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Leave it to me to update late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Season's Greetings, you nerds! I hope the holidays have been treating all of you well! These losers will be back next year to resume their shenanigans and I’ve also got a bunch of projects planned for
porn-gifs: Tying you to your bed and making you suck my cock all day
dailyizombie: Liv I’m fine. You saved me. All that sociopath swimming through your system, and you still found your way through. This brain It’s not who you are.
yoursluttymom: When your bullies jumped you after school and stole your cell phone, they got their first look at that huge titted urban model mom of yours. “Why you got such perverted pics of your own mom on your phone, you fucking black nerd? Maybe
Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being a complete muggle and switched to wizardry, he could look like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re
You brush your teeth and I’ll wack the bush
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magiclairium: some nerd: hey you play on PC? me: yeah some nerd: lemme see your rig me: some nerd: holy shit
stevita:missbluestocking:stevita i know you’re the “gentle coaxing” type but this fauxmercial from parks and rec makes me think of you PUT IT IN YOUR BODY OR YOU’RE A NERD
drinking-tea-at-midnight: paintedrocket: dreamyluigi-discourse: corrin-anti: mlm-archives: anti-robin: saint-lucine: trademarktrans: maki-r0ll: 1-800-give-me-teeth: your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar
nekocrispy: Astrid Patreon voted and supported illustration for the month of February Astrid, a punk bully who blocks your way to the restroom and thinks you’re a nerd, what do you do? No text edit here ______ Support me on Patreon hello <3
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akluthe: Anytime, AnytimeUh oh, Call of Duty got the Predator. Your move, Battlefield.Like what you read? Visit Nerd Rage for more! Comic updated weekly. And don’t forget to like Nerd Rage on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Battlefield, you’re
glenn-griffon: ichbinvelociraptor: So I found a thing You know you’re a nerd when you can understand exactly what this is saying and still laugh your ass off. ….omg xD
notsoconventionaldesires: You and your boyfriend were attending your Frat party. This was your boyfriend’s first party since he joined college 2 years back. Your boyfriend was a bit of a nerd with an introverted personality. Few hours into the party,
shepardofthenormandy:that’s itthat’s the dragon age seriesa gang of nerds follow you around thedas and they bicker like children and you love them to bits because they’re nerds but they’re your nerds
nerd-peridot: “You should go show your dad. He’s gonna freak out!“ (Transparent baby Steven courtesy of @artemispanthar)
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nerds-are-cool: prettyboysintheimpala: caramasons: when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead or worse expelled
Bro you got bitches and your a nerd 😱Your the best But I don’t give a fuck I gotta get a A on this test 🅰➕ Revenge of the nerds #basednerds
qweety: pump-ka-boo: syntheticimagination: Some transparent Goodras based on different kinds of nudibranchs for you and your nerd blog. (free for noncommercial use) @qweety you like nudes right I’M LAUGH
sissyslutcaps: In high school you were the biggest loser ever. Everyone made fun of you, even the nerds and a few teachers. Until one day a group of senior boys told you they knew how to make you popular. You let them dress up your tiny wimpy body in
tocifer: braginskey: but what if your favorite character found your blog and then confronted you about it “i’m not your husband”
braidsandbruisedknees: pleasurabledistractions: braidsandbruisedknees: You know you’re a nerd when you have a Star Trek robe 😬😬😬 Live long and prosper babe 😘 Imma Vulcan kiss you so hard 😇 Your parents walk in to us sitting on your
pencilscratchins:tfw your nerd younger brother wants to date the same hot buff family friend you want to, even though youre way cooler, and your parents & uncle don’t even help smh (semi-continuation of this bit)
homo-j-simpson: you think youre a nerd cuz you play dungeons and dragons?? well, the REAL nerds cant even find people to play dnd with
medicine-nerd: cusswordsayer: fatwink: weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. the robber will be so blown
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rooo-oot: whynotwrybread: hqsecretsanta: From: root To: whynotwrybread Message: merry christmas and happy new years to you!! I hope your holidays are filled happiness and volleyball nerds :> OHH MY GOD. Thank you so much I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT GOSH
Your nerd level is strong when you already know who painted this and what is actually wrong for this era. (A woman would never knight a man in this time, the painting was painted after this era)
girthyencounters:You awoke from an afternoon nap and emerged from the tent to find an empty camp. Your girlfriend and the others must have gone for a hike. You walked up the trail toward to river and heard some voices. You stopped and looked through the
nerd-class: When you can’t access tumblr and your internet is slow.
the truly only bad thing about teaching 6am is waking up 4:30am and sprinting to your car because you think zombie walkers will fucking kill you and in the process spill your mug of tea on yourself as you reach the safety of your car fuck fuCK FUCK FUCK
tweak0002: When you are a slave for cock and your nerd friend has a big one
pinkie-pride: matching icons for you and your nerd-ass twin
fomoriii: so everyone understands the concept of having a type as in ‘type of person im attacted to’ but whats your type as in ‘type of person attracted to me’ mines trainwrecks and repressed nerds
perriedust: don’t need you // for that person who broke your heart and you know you will just fine without them boy - little mix // leave (get out) - jojo // better in time - leona lewis // love shoulda brought you home - toni braxton // like a
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
thefarfire: jr-abraxas: ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
aureat: pornopuffgirls: if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your cum up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child indie
popxxxpunk: I made this a while ago, these are some of my fav bands. Like and reblog if you see your fav band
suckmyasshemmings:do you ever completely zone out and start fantasizing about cute little scenarios involving you and your fave that have absolutely no chance of happening and then you snap out of it and realize how much of a giant fucking loser you are
nataliaquerida:ourheartsarewildcreatures:Avoid people who:mess with your head.can’t and won’t apologise sincerely.expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you.intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.5.
the-stridoctor: psyducked: neuksei:neuksei: If you have blackheads on your nose: Mix together half a spoon of honey and half a spoon of cinnamon. Put enough of the mixture to cover your nose and then massage for 3 mins. Wash it off with warm water
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
yruos:Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
cindyestockdale: Amazing. Breathtaking. Beautiful. #gratitude @atticuspoetry for your #beautiful #words. You are #gifted and we are #blessed you share your innermost #treasures
a-boy-cutting: Depression in summer is weird. It’s not dark and brooding, for me - it’s white and hazy and confusing. You feel very absent from everyone and everything and all the light seems a little too bright for your tired eyes.
pencilscratchins: tfw your nerd younger brother wants to date the same hot buff family friend you want to, even though youre way cooler, and your parents & uncle don’t even help smh (semi-continuation of this bit)
