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the-absolute-funniest-posts: im-not-ofuckingkay: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M
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soimpotent: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.
bigboobbasement: “I can’t believe you planned this. Are you sure you’re okay with me fucking your boyfriend?““Oh absolutely! I want you to feel how amazing his cock is!”
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prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.
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kkdas: “Learn to live without self-concern. For this you must know your own true being as indomitable, fearless and ever-victorious. Once you know with absolute certainty that nothing can trouble you but your own imagination, you come to disregard
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whoopsrobots: roachpatrol: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you. fun fact: cats actually have very good
the-exercist: Doing something you enjoy will never be a waste of time! Will you be healthier if you eat “well” vs if you don’t? Of course. Can your diet and exercise routine work together in order to help you achieve even more? Absolutely! But
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anniespositivity:On some days you simply cannot set an intention like Today I will be productive or Today I will be kind. On some days all you can say is Today I will make it through. And that is absolutely okay. You are doing enough. You do not need
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lesbian-impa: roachpatrol: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you. fun fact: cats actually have very good
roachpatrol: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you. fun fact: cats actually have very good peripheral
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: tomhiddlestonsupportgroup: You’re in the film with Natalie Portman. You’re 6.3, she’s 5.3 and I’m curious because you can’t tell when you watch the movie, but are there special effects ?!
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mythologyofblue: “You always have this image of the perfect thing which you can never achieve but you never stop trying to achieve. At the core there’s this image, an interior image that you have of something that is absolutely perfect and that’s
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the-absolute-best-posts: juggernaat The problem with a history of depression and anxiety is that you can never know if you’re “just having one of those weeks” or if you’re sliding back down into those places you swore you’d never go again.
rosaqualin: I think the saddest thing ever is when you’re sitting in class, on the verge of tears, & absolutely noone seems to notice, & you can’t help but wonder if it is because you’ve totally fooled everyone into thinking you’re happy
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