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“And you’re absolutely sure you can get me that much weed? It’s bad enough that I’m about to suck my little brother’s cock, but if you’re tricking me into it, I don’t know what I’ll do. Either way, you can&r
yourbadgrrl: Don’t you dare move. You can only move when the feather is absolutely soaked.And no sound either, little one.Are you really sure you can win this game?
aoifster: More of the muzzle from here: https://aoifster.tumblr.com/post/155087004007/you-can-be-quiet-or-you-can-be-kept-quiet I absolutely adore this thing. It’s the perfect combination of restrictive and humiliating, and the thought of someone
ambisextrouass: Absolutely love this position. She’s got full access to your cock and you can control the depth but she can still fuck you silly!
curioussubmissive: little-lilah-grace: Yes everyone can hear you… Yes everyone can see you… *squeaks* absolutely He would have to hold me up, my knees would be weak!
eroslane: Absolutely delicious! I can tell you exactly what she likes and set up a rendezvous, the rest is up to you. My wife won’t even know come take take a look here for details of how you can seduce my wife El desayuno esta servido mi amor
mistressgloria: absolute-filth: “I need a new fuck toy and I think you will do nicely; how do you like my strap-on, can you imagine the joy of having it slipping inside your tight ass…I can. And if you are a really good boi, I might just let you
embarrassedboys: bondageisfun: “You can’t do this to me. You can’t drive through town with me like this. I don’t want my friends to see me bound like this.” “You’re absolutely right. I have to apologize. It just wouldn’t be
my40plusplusfetish:eroslane: I can tell you what she likes and what to say and do, the rest my friend is up to you. You Can Seduce My Wife She is absolutely perfect!
mistressmollyspet: mistressmolly99: mistressmollyspet: cuckhusb: straponsluts: Follow and message me if you imagine to be the girl in this picture. Yes Miss. I can hear you whispering this in my ear MM xxx Absolutely!!!!!! ~ xxx I can’t wait
punkjade: “If you want to be a singer or a performer or absolutely anything in the world that you want to do, I think you should never give up, you should never let anyone put you down and tell you you can’t do it, because if you believe in yourself
allamateurpussy: Look what arrived this morning!! I can categorically tell you all that both the @sugarpussies smell absolutely incredible!!! If you buy some too I can definitely tell you that you won’t be disappointed! Go follow @sugarpussies and get
scapponess: —LOVE BUG— She’s here to devour your love. Think you can give her all she needs? What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment! She’s a completed commission, but you can go ahead and grab her if you like! Updated links for
baguettesandbananas: What i DON’T Do: -Sex Pregnant -Inflation -Hardcore Gore -Vore FAQ: -Will you do only RWBY? Absolutely not! You can ask me anything! -Do you do only NSFW? No, you can ask SFW as well! -How about Backgrounds? You
hypnosischarmer1998: Total Obedience Do you think you can focus? Do you think you can keep focus on my words completely and not letting anything else distract you and making sure, absolutely sure, that you are here with me focused?Good Slave that’s
bimainehusband:partygirl31:4mysexyhotwife:All you can eat! You know I Absolutely Love eating Pussy @Partygirl31❤️❤️For as long as you can’t take it @bimainehusband
dashisgone: Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable. There’s absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs
cravehiminallways212: sumisa-lily: You’re ABSOLUTELY sure we can’t go to jail for this, right @cravehiminallways212? You do know there are no absolutes in this world, right, @sumisa-lily…? Now, then–are you still in??? Yes, I’m aware
bootsonmyfeet: the-absolute-funniest-posts: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Yep I never believed you could. Depending on how much you cutaway unnecessary luxuries, you can only barely survive.
girdlelover59: emmadavies2000slut: hgillmore: Very pretty Nicole! Thank you for sharing! Nicole is absolute stunning & very very sexy Absolutely gorgeous gurl! yes you can
the-absolute-funniest-posts: heyfunniest: excuse me you have a spine and ribs and gravity you can’t just…i… Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
oliverwxod: R.I.P Stan Lee. You were an absolute legend and inspiration, thank you. ‘The only advice anybody can give is, if you wanna be a writer, keep writing. And read all you can, read everything.’ – Stan Lee
vague-vixen:Kagome’s family: Oh boy! Can we come see you perform?Kagome: Yeah, sure.Inuyasha: Can I come?Kagome: Absolutely not! What if people see you?Inuyasha: *inwardly* I show you to all MY friends. :(
kenjibound: minxyjunkie: dazzler68: Absolutely massive tits! Very beautiful girl. ughhh, that knowing look after. She totally understands how dazed you are. She can look at them and still be able to think- you can’t. Nnnoo…I….I…can’t…
ponury-grajek: Psst, hey, kids, do you like crying while reading a fanfiction? Then I can recommend you this absolutely amazing story Blue by @hollypunkers if you haven’t read it yet ❤ I absolutely love it with all my heart and my today’s little
fnchen: If you ever wanted to see an amazing pair of boobs in chains, here you go! Reblog if you can’t wait for my boobs to become so huge they absolutely burst these chains! I still need help financing my boob surgery so I can grow these babies
aninferiorslut: bpdwhoresub: She absolutely hates this. While she’s screaming and crying, you can see the light going out in her eyes. You can feel her self hatred. You can watch the moment she breaks. if the whore feel pleasure the way is wrong!!!!
toospooky4kittens: My corset came today! I absolutely love it, can’t wait til halloween >:3 You’re absolutely gorgeous you know that right?
dashaque: Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable. There’s absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs
transarsonist:bookpillows:all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here. Au contraire! You can absolutely get
mxrrymxdmxgician: Bayonetta: I absolutely despise angels, nothing you can do or say can change my mind *Pit flies in and lands and greets Bayonetta with the purest smile* Pit: Hi! Are you one of the new fighters? My name’s Pit! Nice to meet you! Are
the-absolute-funniest-posts: absolutely-endless: here’s a picture of dori speaking whale for your blog i didn’t realize how much me and my blog needed this until i saw it lmfao you can’t not reblog this Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your
the-absolute-funniest-posts: minawakitten: i like yes YEAH BUT LIKE EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR JUNK …how many people are in the room with you when you have a bath several. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
dominantsuperiorstud: agoodsub86: Perfect. Top has total and absolute control over the bottom. Slapping demonstrates a Doms position and power. “I can make it harder for you to breathe. I can smack you and not get in trouble. I can control you and
purplebuddhaproject: “I know for an absolute honest-to-goodness fact that life can kick you to pieces, break you into a thousand little shards, and that you can get up again and mend yourself. I promise.” — Nick Lake (via purplebuddhaquotes)
pancakeke: superb-fox: pancakeke: oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc You can wreak absolute havoc as a person too if you’re rowdy enough but as a goose I would never feel remorse
daily-esprit-descalier:Find a partner who can be their absolute rawest self, in private or public. Find a partner who inspires you, pushes you, picks you up when you stumble. Find a partner who can sit you down and point blank tell you you’re being
the-absolute-best-posts: underthecarolinamoon: “If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh
tallcalmone: 👡 Can you hear it? Can you hear her sexy little nipples calling my name? I can and she looks absolutely de-licious!
dammitkitty: lzo: gamgee: you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it who eats whole kiwis?? who the absolute fuck eats kiwi skin
emmareif: Can someone come be my girlfriend so we can watch Netflix till 3am and cuddle and tease each other and laugh till we cry and I’ll bring you flowers and make you dinner and tell you how perfect you are and how I’d do absolutely anything
thecorporatewhore: You, my dear Dori, are absolutely divine! Do you know how to can (or can you learn quickly)?
Pink Is The New BlackPink Is The New BlackWhy wear virtually all black if you are going to rock some insanely loud, pink running shoes to the gym? It absolutely baffles us. You have two perfectly good options. Either, you can wear all black, or you can
vanilla-chastity: Can you imagine how intense it would be if I let you have an orgasm now, after all these years of relentless teasing and absolute denial? You’d probably have a heart attack. Can’t risk that, can we?