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diapertights: New content from my absolute favorite diaper girl! Â She has lots of new material and is even taking requests for what fellow diaper lovers want to see - obviously i suggested more diapers and tights - but you guys can tell her too! Â Follo
Btdubs, if you’re doing something with me, say, for example, a commission, please don’t disable asks and fanmail, or at the very least, give me your email or steam or skype so I can contact you because Tumblr’s communications are absolute fucking
When you absolutely, positively can’t get a moment’s privacy anywhere else…
Naughty Punk Girls Victoria, Katey, and Zoey in a club bathroom photoshootNote: Can’t tell you how much I find looks like this sexy. Particularly Zoey’s outfit. This was also loosely based on my background image for my alternative blog.Full ResolutionVict
small-penis-hangout: Yes you sure can baby. I absolutely love having pics taken of my little cock. The though of who they may show them to later is a big turn on.
orientalust: You definitely can be my Superman Asian superman. Let’s start making the comics. I would absolutely be a devout reader. :-)
O MY GLOB, this is one of my absolute most favorite scenes in all anime!!! I will never tire if this .gif! Can I get some supporters??!?
delicious-dom: Fastest way to a woman’s heart is this ! When she knows you absolutely love love love tasting her everyday , I still can’t get her taste out of my head.
the-absolute-best-gifs: missdontcare-x: You just can’t not reblog this.
r-a-i-j-i-n-s: “His heart is not beating, As long as i’m here I wont let you die so easily, I absolutely can’t let you die”
myredbike: That someone We all want someone who can satisfy our mind as well as our body. Having either one or the other never works out. You absolutely need to have both to make it work in the long term. Finding that someone is not easy. Maintaining
the-absolute-funniest-posts: gameleste: do you ever get that itch you just can’t scratch? Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
#239: Happy Neo Year!I made this not only just to celebrate, but to thank everyone who’s been supporting me thus far. From likes, comments, reblogs, and retweets, to throwing me a couple bucks on Patreon and spreading my work around. You guys are absolut
I do find any kind of gag so erotic. I somehow still feel like I have some control if I can speak. I know I could find the words to tell you to stop, and you absolutely would, so the gag lets me really feel like I have no control and no power. I have
blindwildcat: blindwildcat: I need to play a bit with my new software. Feel free to send some ideas into my askbox gonna close again tommorow! Updates: requests pretty much closedI still feel absolutely horrible so I’m gonna spend my evening sketching
superllama42: Bad art advice: “Stop drawing anime.” Good art advice: “Learn the basic fundamentals of realistic human anatomy so that you can use that knowledge to draw BETTER anime.” I had realized that this is what my art teachers really meant
Taemin: Please love EXO a lot! Kai: And love SHINee a lot, too! I’ve reblogged this before but I can never get over how ABSOLUTELY PRETTY their faces look here. I mean I’m so jelly of how cute they r. (-_-)
izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a
strawberrybih: If I gotta beg for ur attention you can keep it lmfao
I think I love you
alinabrina: sciencebyday: I need these where the fuck are these from? someone link me asap. I’m buying them immediately. or you can. 7 1/2. tell me where to get these beautiesssss <3 You absolutely need these babe!
jeza-red: nltm: nltm: I feel like all kids can be broken up into 2 groups: Dinosaur Kids and Space Kids Were you a dinosaur kid or a space kid I was a unicorn kid
camcron: Pig Noses at Woolly Yep. This is absolutely my work day.
elizabethrage: So proud of all my friends who absolutely NAILED IT at their Disney/Bobafett photoshoot yesterday!!! Can’t wait to join them all in the very near future!!! 💛💛💛💛💛 Photo by @yorkinabox #disney #Starwars #NerdyDozen #cosplay
"Don't Worry, I'll Warm You Back Up After~!"
flatchestedtraps:becomingabitchboy:slavefantasies:Total Tops who love to fuck and prefer that your bottom doesn’t touch or use his dick should reblog this and identify themselves as true Alpha Males Please do, so us bottom boys can find you! Absolutely!
fireemblemfancies: You most absolutely can I love Camilla so much and I would die for her just an fyi - Mod Velvet *This isn’t an edit or a screenshot, this is 3D fanart*
quimben: US Army Delta. When you absolutely, positively need dudes that can shoot motherfuckers in the nugget while running, call those D Boys.
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guiltyhipster: Okay picture the most stoic character you know Now picture them on the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disneyland while wearing Mickey Mouse ears and sitting next to the most happy-go-lucky character you know
ryuredwingsreturn: Can you imagine Monopoly night at the Pizza household? “JENNIFER YOU BUY BOARDWALK, NO CELLPHONE FOR A WEEK!”“DAD!!”
recursorsprite: If you watch the SU SDCC panel, at the beginning when Estelle (in character as Garnet) tells them to summon their weapons, you can actually see Deedee reach up to her forehead to summon her spear like Pearl would. It’s such a small
gio1x1: I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”
aminta:i may get a lot of things wrong in life but at least ill never be as wrong as this ❤how can you possibly watch the final 3 episodes of s5, watch him push through the desert with only her in mind, watch her confront a cartel boss for information
omgkatiesreviews: But first…. lemme take a selfie 😊💕 As you all can tell, I hate make up. So I hardly ever wear it 🙈💋 The ‘non-nude’ side of me 😋 Your beautiful lips look absolutely irresistible!! 😍💋💓
smallercomfort: shioribatch: dragonreine: analogwatch: prehensileslinkies: chehries: myurlistoolong: kaynime: gypseian: forwhenyouneedhope: I know this can seem like a really harsh lesson sometimes. But if you’re taking meds, you absolutely.
pilgrimkitty: sunnydaysmeltdarkthoughts: fogwithwheels: albotas: THIS JAPANESE BED DESK IS THE PERFECT INVENTION I absolutely hate laying on my belly while using a pillow for leverage to type on my computer, and I’m sure the majority of you reading
allthingsdirtyyyy:little-naughty-pisser:🌟 Happy New Year 🌟💦little-naughty-pisser💦Your blog just keeps giving 😍 Absolutely! I love you guys and the content I make for you. I can’t imagine where we’d be today, over a year after
largeloadf:little-naughty-pisser:allthingsdirtyyyy:little-naughty-pisser:🌟 Happy New Year 🌟💦little-naughty-pisser💦Your blog just keeps giving 😍Absolutely! I love you guys and the content I make for you. I can’t imagine where we’d
tanyateases: “I can’t cum from a blowjob” - Are you absolutely sure about that baby? Let’s see…
crapso: I love this scene so much because you can hear the exact second Hinata grabs Tsukishima’s hand and his fucking mischevious little laugh after.
whencartoonsruletheworld: pakabear: whencartoonsruletheworld: whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool there’s no way that’s real @pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation
lulz-time: Maybe if you weren’t wearing her babies as shoes.. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
virgin-loser-boy:Got this on here a long time ago, if you made it message me so I can give credit to you. Absolutely my favourite ever caption.
megillien: arriku: Levi and Mikasa, Commissioned by megillien Thank you so much once again! I really can’t express how much I appreciated all your attention to detail -not to mention how stunning the overall result turned out to be-! +Adding the
stefaniamodel:Just died and went to heaven! Thank you Dita for using me as a model and showing all bodies types in your lingerie <3 I also recently shot for Dita’s new line and absolutely can’t wait to share the pictures when they are released
terminal-seven: adrnired: the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life I need to know what happened after “you absolute fuck”
the-absolute-best-gifs: unimpressedcats: when your leg turns against you I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
aviculor: teentitans: xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: holothewolf-x: if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight Sorry Raven you absolute boring fuckhead, but I can’t respect your right to contribute to torture and slavery for the
the-absolute-best-gifs: Batman will never be a princess. BATMAN WILL NEVER BE A PRINCESS. SCREW YOU BATMAN CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
drtanner:husketeers:borisandtasha:When you get caught doing something embarrassing.. Tasha’s face omgYou can’t tell me that dogs don’t get embarrassed. You cannot.
jheselbraum: terminal-seven: adrnired: the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life I need to know what happened after “you absolute fuck” That they think tofu is specifically for them and
geneticallyalien: Can you spot the difference? ???
If I can't be my lame self around you I don't need nothing from you. Absolutely nothing
STEVEN HOLY FUCK YOU ABSOLUTE PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLLFUCKING ROCK THAT DRESS BABY YOU LOOK SO GOODI can totally relate to Sadie on this omfg IM SO GLAD CN IS ALSO SHOWING THIS TYPE OF STUFF GO DThat song is fabulous I need it godJenny’s comment of ‘oh
Hi Jack and the LoTK! I prefer to stay anon here on Tumblr but if you absolutely must call me a name, you can call me CeeCee or C. I’ve been a follower of our fearless Sir Knight since his literotica days! I’m 34, married, and just adopted a sweet
thelilliellama: drawbauchery: twxntrash: I don’t normally ship amedot or lapamedot but damn. There are two works for those ships that I absolutely adore. Something About Roommates and Girlfriends by The Lillie And literally anything by Drawbauchery
