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bigthickchubbydick: Wow, my goodness!!! This was submitted by follower and if you see this you absolutely should send me a message. I’d like to talk to you soon. :) Sir You can park it in my mouth Sir!
Yes absolutely! I can’t believe this wasn’t something I said, but thank you for saying it because it is so important. You never have to do something you don’t want to, that is your decision. And anyone who doesn’t respect your decisions is a piece
No no no, it’s a free public release. Anyone can play! (As long as you’re 18 of course)Supporting on Patreon just gets you early access to builds before they’re released to the public, and you’re helping support the team hard at workAt least
I can’t believe I went this far. You absolutely cannot tell your mother that you saw your Auntie naked, you understand? If I don’t, what’ll you give me. *sigh* Why am I not surprised. Does this pose give you any ideas? Thought so.
Are you absolutely certain about this? I just want to be sure you’re not biting off more than you can chew. This is all your bank account numbers with millions of dollars, nude photos of you … you realize how much the papers will want these?
myurlistoolong: kaynime: gypseian: forwhenyouneedhope: I know this can seem like a really harsh lesson sometimes. But if you’re taking meds, you absolutely. must. consult. your. doctor. if you want to stop. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. YES
ipukeglitterlikeaboss: cretinouschronicler: myurlistoolong: kaynime: gypseian: forwhenyouneedhope: I know this can seem like a really harsh lesson sometimes. But if you’re taking meds, you absolutely. must. consult. your. doctor. if you want
Confession: I had absolutely no idea who Patti LuPone was before she was in SU. When “Message Recieved” first aired I posted the credits so folks knew who the new voices were and everyone just lost their mind over the fact that she was Yellow
snaics: saltwatersapphy: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: snaics: wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw wee snaw snaw wee you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me
killbenedictcumberbatch: no ones saying you have to hate apple and stop buying their products forever if you’re a long time user but god aren’t you mad about this? arent you fed up with having to buy new parts just for your products to be usable?
nicole-cant-wait: nicole-cant-wait: nicole-cant-wait: I’m at work and really desperate This isn’t a game or anything by choice right now. The job I have, you absolutely cannot leave unless someone comes to relieve you for a moment so you can rush
swolerbear: swolerbear: swolerbear: There is a definite sentiment in social justice circles that you can never admit you’re wrong, but you absolutely should. Sometimes it’s tough, especially with how so many people try to push ideological purity,
nerdgasrnz: Any dumbass ever: dark-skinned girls can’t wear this hair/clothes color Me, graduated from 4th grade art class: Brown is a NEUTRAL color, it goes with ANYTHING, you stupid bitch. You cowardly racist motherfucker. You absolute buffoon.
bigal70: gigisatin: Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be yourself. So long as you’re not harming anyone else or doing anything illegal, then you absolutely SHOULD be yourself. Being anything other than who you truly are, is not easy to
did-you-kno: Because this is the best idea ever, the Kickstarter has already been fully funded! But if you know you absolutely MUST have one, you can still back the project and get your notebook at a discount :) Source
I can’t tell what’s creepier - the fact that the deer has human hands after running around like a deer or the fact that the deer and everything it did had absolutely no explanation. Edit: ok it did have some explanation but not really enough
twilightown: CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
the-husbando: twilightown: CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST NEED YOU BY MY SIDE This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic
that feel when you want to do a thing but have absolutely no skill or talent to do said thing.
irl-slyblue: #’cute porn’ you say…what bruh you implying sei with a dick in his mouth isn’t cute aobabe i think our definitions of cute are very different. you know what’s 100% without a doubt cute tho. sei with his face between an ass.
sanescientist: “Okay, Becki, you’ve seen my power and what I can do. Are you absolutely certain that you still want to go to the police?”“Yes… You… need… to… be… stopped.”“Really? You’re still resisting?! Okay…”“No, stop
untexting: untexting: Anxiety is refusing to eat the salt and vinegar chips you absolutely crave because you’re on a train and can’t bear the attention that follows obnoxious crunching. It’s not that loud, you say? Tell that to my brain. update:
gigisatin: Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be yourself. So long as you’re not harming anyone else or doing anything illegal, then you absolutely SHOULD be yourself. Being anything other than who you truly are, is not easy to live with
yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns
fuji09: did-you-kno: Because this is the best idea ever, the Kickstarter has already been fully funded! But if you know you absolutely MUST have one, you can still back the project and get your notebook at a discount :) Source I need this!
My housemate: sometimes I look at you and think ‘you’re an absolute fucking weirdo’ and other times I think ‘someone’s going to be lucky to have you as their wifey’I was making Mac and cheese for dinner 😂😂
marauders4evr: Here’s your stern and serious reminder that no matter what tumblr tries to tell you, if you are under the age of eighteen, you absolutely cannot take nudes of yourself. You can’t even take them and keep them on your phone. It counts
Who says you can’t reuse booze bottles? Phooey I say! Looks fabulous! #christmas #boozebottle #absolut #vodka
ambris-art: did-you-kno: Because this is the best idea ever, the Kickstarter has already been fully funded! But if you know you absolutely MUST have one, you can still back the project and get your notebook at a discount :) Source All of my
rooksandravens: derinthemadscientist: thepioden: animatedamerican: nentuaby: animatedamerican: asexualbrittaperry: ggiornojo: asexualbrittaperry: you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
littleraynoffire: did-you-kno: Because this is the best idea ever, the Kickstarter has already been fully funded! But if you know you absolutely MUST have one, you can still back the project and get your notebook at a discount :) Source
kidlightnings:as a fantasy writer you can absolutely just…throw away things you don’t like. it’s a fun worldbuilding exercise, actually. you have dragons and magic swords. you are allowed to get rid of ‘women are property’ and ‘being gay
deadlyspoons: TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!! nothing i have absolutely nothing u should be giving me stuff i have no money please donate
cravehiminallways212: Indeed…thanks for the CCs earlier. Missing you, love…💋 My pleasure ….. I give you absolutely everything I can. It was a true treat to be able to talk…. Thank you❤️
fan challenge | 2/10 male characters | Watanuki Kimihiro “There’s no living thing that doesn’t die. No matter how much we wish, people die. So I will too die. Someday, absolutely. But, until then…until I can meet Yuuko-san, for a long, long time,
“Okay, old man. You really need to give my panties back to me! I can feel your cum leaking out and about to run down my thighs!” exclaimed Sabrina.“I thought that’s what you wanted, young lady. Are you absolutely positive you want your panties
Thank you thank you thank you! I can’t say it enough and I absolutely love talking with you guys and reading all of your positive comments. I will continue to do my best to produce the highest quality images for motivation and inspiration. Love
mastergrog:musclejake69:You didn’t think He would be that big.But He was.And now He’s pulling you close. You can feel His dick thickening against the middle of your chest, and you know two things:1. You absolutely have to have Him inside you, on
milkee-way: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out of my
faunafauna: phoneus: personsonable: femminiello: kinktendo-shamecube: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the
booking-and-blogging replied to your post:Anything you absolutely want to see/predictions in…Can we perhaps double down on the gay?yes,yes this is good, I was actually slightly implying it with ‘partner feels’ but then we can TRIPLE down on
I love drawing RWBY shit but y fucking god is crescent rose an absolute BITCH to draw but you can’t not like….exclude it because it looks so fucking cool vfcbdhcebhdn my poor WRIST
vanilla-chastity: Before we go on our first date, you have to go to chastity boot camp, to learn what I require from you: Absolute obedience. Impeccable oral technique. A tightly caged cock. Acceptance you will never orgasm again. Then we can go out
sword-over-water: I know it’s warmer where you areAnd it’s safer by your sideBut right now I can’t be what you wantJust give it time A surprise visit from the one you love, a tackle hug.
alwaysherguardian: crazyredheadedladysback: When you absolutely love his cock!! 💋❤️ And when you do… We can tell… And when you do…. Everything feels awesome. Funny how the secret is…… LOVE.. 💋😆
Yin yoga is absolutely the most beneficial type of yoga. You can combine meditation with your physical yoga practice (something I find VERY difficult to do when I’m moving through multiple poses in a short time period, as with vinyasa/hatha yoga), and
It’s funny that so many people glorify skipping college classes.In school, you can get really far with hard work. You don’t have to be a genius to do well, you just have to care enough to try. Don’t skip class. Ever. Unless you absolutely have
naked-yogi: It’s funny that so many people glorify skipping college classes.In school, you can get really far with hard work. You don’t have to be a genius to do well, you just have to care enough to try. Don’t skip class. Ever. Unless you absolutely
