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brolinapproved: rawdibunu: phantasmsystem: armadillo: its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager oh my god No it doesn’t don’t put this kind of pressure on people?? you can absolutely fuck up in your teen years
history1970s: desidere: thislovestoogoodtolast: captcrieff: Can you guess who? Fuck you !!! im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle this is absolutely terrifying it sent chills down my spine
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: bokunohime: maniclaughter: illhavenumberthinplease: yoga-body: 00eyecandy: UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do. ^you my friend have just opened
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: pleatedjeans: 20 Images That Prove Kids Are Freaking Weird can you believe that one chick actually turned black over the course of a year? thats a solid effort. YOU GO GIRL LIVE YOUR DREAMS!
plantbucky:there’s this stereotype that girls are only into comics and nerd culture to get guys, and you know, i think that’s absolutely true. i am definitely here to get guys, specifically steve rogers, do you know where I can find him?
insertionfan: gettingstuffed: I absolutely love the sounds in this. So wet, so sloppy… you can tell just how into it she is not just by her moans, but the sound of her pussy as his fist slides around in her juices. Are you horny when I masturbate
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uterally: for-redheads: Rossetti Series by Donna Lee Stevens This is beautiful, but THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE HARP, WTF. HOW CAN YOU BE SO IGNORANT????
cleophatracominatya: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!! Do you hear me?! Men or women you have every right to say no to sex! Your body, your choice. This is the issue with these ignorant ass celebrities. They have a platform in which they can drop jewels on the
frogmp3:content-froggregator:Those of you without your glasses on may be asking: “why are there fruit gummies on this leaf?”The answer: these are some absolutely stunning Glass Frogs! You can see straight through these little dudes’
lovelessapocalypse: colosseux: of-monsters-and-enigmas: bertholdtxfubar: Here you can see the developing friendship of Eren and Reiner you have absolutely no idea how much this literally breaks my heart S TO P NONONONONONONONONO
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elmolincoln: You know I don’t think I ever verbalized what this whole thing is about. Since I am just a regular person you really would never notice and since I am really just like your lady next door, the absolute variety I can offer is quite limited.
zetagaymer: euo: “Tell you what. Truth is, sometimes I miss you so bad I can hardly stand it.” Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee Fuck this movie. It was absolutely terrible.
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muffintop-less: I know this has absolutely nothing to do with fitness.. but it is a girl problem and most of you are ladies… so I’m sure you can relate!! So today I’m walking through H&M.. and suddenly I spot this super cute, simple, black-lace
blackfemalepresident: white ppl arguing with black people about racism: your grammar is absolutely atrocious how can i find you credible when you cant even properly utilize basic syntax and subject verb agreement?
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mynaughtyindulgence: I can not tell you how much I love this image. I went back and forth on posting the color or black and white version, but I absolutely love the feel of this one. I hope you all enjoy it just as much as I do. Feel free to repost and
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woahbeau: after 26.2 miles, she still looks just as beautiful. congratulations on another marathon mum, you’re absolutely amazing and I can’t imagine life without you. we had a guardian angel protecting our family today. the bombs went off a minute
hannahlyzethis: mccookypants: the-absolute-funniest-posts: fuckthehipsters: r-wrr: nerdloveandlolz: vegan-or-diee: devildoll: jerakeenc: WTF OVARIES. You can’t produce kittens. You don’t get to explode over this. i know i always reblog this
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curiouserandcuriouserfuckdoll: While I absolutely love reblogs, I do not appreciate seeing my pics or vids on other pages without credits. I can’t say what happened in this instance but I ask you all to keep credits intact wherever you might reblog
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: “hey /b/ can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?” Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
zaroldd: #onebigdisappointment trended on twitter how disrespectful can this fandom get? to be doing a stadium tour around the world in only their 3rd year of being a band is absolutely huge and no matter how disappointed you are you shouldn’t
the-mirror-sunflower-owo:I got bored, so I decided to draw Kate, from Aim for the stars by @moringmark :>I absolutely love the comic and can’t wait for another pages.Hope you like it. ^^ Thank you for drawing Kate, Esti! :D
silverliningshg: Almost time baby. Hollywood: Speechless. All I can say is you had better be well rested. I am going to absolutely wear you out.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: misterjuantastic: i love how you can see him going from “wh-“ to “goofy you piece of shit”
erin-hart:Who knows about Sally Hemings? She was Thomas Jefferson’s slave. Called his “mistress,” but how can you be a mistress when you were a slave, a child, and could not consent? Had absolutely no choice?She bore him 6, perhaps as
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panthurr: purite: fawun: crystallisedacid: brown-wavyhair: Dan? still can’t believe he’s gossip girl. there is absolutely no point in watching any more of the box set I got for Christmas fuck you omg why would you ruin the show for everyone…
the-absolute-best-posts: j0hhnn: This will always be my favorite picture.Her smile is so genuine and I can feel her from ten thousand miles away.She reminds me of you and how you used to look at me.
vablonde4fun: Happy Thursday! I absolutely adore daddy fucking me…he is the only one that can get me cumming like this! You think you could get me to do this? 💦♠️ #vablonde4fun
vablonde4fun: Happy Saturday again! Here is another video of my bull fucking me from behind. As you can see, I am cumming and squirting after just a few strokes. His cock felt absolutely wonderful as he plowed my pussy! I hope you enjoy! #vablonde4fun
guyoflechery: Hey, everyone! I hope you like my first post. This is me from the other day. I couldn’t hold my three-day load in anymore. It may not look like it, but on the inside, I was writhing in absolute pleasure. You can probably tell by the cumshot
