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crystalllized-tears: Being a person that always second guesses themselves is one of the worst things ever.One moment you’re content with life, then one thing can happen and you’re questioning absolutely everything you’re doing.It’s as if your
darlingdegausser: sexbiscuits: probablylostrightnow: PETA, you are the absolute worst. I keep thinking you can’t get any more offensive, and then you manage to surprise me. This is reprehensible bullshit. wow My little brother has autism. He
funandfashionable:Two necklaces I got from Suzy. I absolutely love them and can’t wait to wear them! You can visit Suzy’s Etsy shop here [X]
the-absolute-funniest-posts: knightofbowties: What if they made a Tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger. I WOULD WATCH THAT. “i can’t be with you because i can’t hold back the sherlock feels”
The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ogfoodnun: lyrical: LMAO ALL YALL CAN STOP TWERKING NOW IT’S DONE, WE HAVE A WINNER YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW im pretty sure she’s being electrocuted
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thatfunnyblog: Reblogging just for The Rock’s facial expressions. I can smell what the rock is cooking I can smell what the rock is cooking Reblogging because The Rock is my favourite Funny Stuff you like?
dingle-hopper: HOW ACCURATE IS THIS? I had to share this with you guys because I know most of you can relate (even all you high schoolers!). I was absolutely Ariel and Tiana in college lmao.
ultraspeedilymystudentlove: hotfantasycaptions:Hotfantasycaptions.tumblr.com Are you serious? You’ll let me fuck whoever I want a long as you can watch? Correct Absolutely.
bumsrmytning: That’s it Breed me… Good boy… Don’t hold back… Pump all that lovely thick jizz deep in my cunt.. Oh fuck yes I can feel every stream… I picked you because you’re such a big spunker you’re absolutely flooding my cunt… it’s
bumsrmytning: NO.. NO… NO You bastard you can’t cum inside me…. I’m NOT on the fucking pill… Oh fuck you’ve absolutely blasted me….
cravehiminallways212: missharpersworld: i know you can, Sir. ❤️ I’m absolutely sure I can…..💋
melodramatic-murmurs: if you tell me that i’m “being such a good girl” for you, i promise you can do absolutely anything to me
amateurs-doing-stuff: It’s ok. You can send them in. Also, anything sexy! If your confused about what I find sexy, send it in and we can go from there =) Absolutely
dirtylittlered: daddyeatsalot: I haven’t tasted you from behind yet.. I must say this looks absolutely divine. Next time I get my hands on you know this is coming @dirtylittlered I can’t wait till you get your hands on me @daddyeatsalot
megarchon: Women are scum, and should embrace that fact. Be an absolute slut, revel in your degradation. Fishhook yourself so me and my friends can cum and spit in your mouth. Remember, cunts: you can never be nasty enough.
cvasquez: ”Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!”
georgeromeros: Listen, and understand. That Terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop…EVER… until you are dead.
xxojessicarabbitsmind: there was a time I thought I could never get a flat tummy while sitting… Now I can see some abs while I sit.. I’ll continue to keep working to get absolutely shredded. You can do it too.
terminators: Listen, and understand! That Terminator is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
youre-my-kryptonite18: l0ng-live: The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything.
leatherdaddykate: thebrutalizer: Be sure to wash its’ face well after each time you use it as a urinal. As an added benefit, employing this method you can be sure the cunt absolutely despises it. i trust You to do this xxx
the-absolute-funniest-posts: kateordie: I made this comic entirely on computer, to see if I could! I guess I can? Neat! Hey, don’t be an asshole! When you reblog a piece of art and write “ugh I can’t believe this idiot, I hate this so much,”
lalalere: IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN ME OVER BY TAKING ME SHOPPING FOR ANIME MERCH YOu are absolutely right
Interviewer: You can absolutely hear all of Tumblr starting to ship you with their inserts for a lesbian love affair in college Nina: Yeah. I wonder who’s… they’ll probably wanna know who got cast. Interviewer: Maybe they’ll cast for you. A dream
looneylolita: pixie-heroine: holy crap! thank you so much looneylolita! its absolutely perfect and i can’t wait to frame this!!! Aww you’re very welcome, I’m so happy you like it! ;u; 💜
roleplay531: M… We absolutely need to get you one of these. We’d have to cover the entire house in tarps, but can you imagine the pleasure you’d get from this?
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: curvellas: xulaxicana: blexicana: Who says you can’t have a high GPA with a diploma while busing it open… I… Don’t… understand… ^^^ it absolutely is i can confirm 100% and there’s not a damn thing wrong with
curious-explorations:badsoccermom:Absolutely. First I’m going to make you cum hard in my mouth… Then I’ll get you hard again so you can fuck me like a bull for hours…Working on it Sir 😈
the-absolute-funniest-posts: fuckthehipsters: r-wrr: nerdloveandlolz: vegan-or-diee: devildoll: jerakeenc: WTF OVARIES. You can’t produce kittens. You don’t get to explode over this. i know i always reblog this but YOU GUYS. there’s a NOSE
hated-lover: I’m gonna choke you. Not to hurt you but so you can get that rushed feeling; the feeling of being absolutely dominated.
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chodetown: Anonymous asked: Have you ever considered drawing Virus and Trip ‘playing’ with Sei? Because I would absolutely die if you drew that (your art is so hot I can’t even) I hope this was the kind of playing you meant and not like
bby-caakes: The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow
bekkethatsall: curvellas: xulaxicana: blexicana: Who says you can’t have a high GPA with a diploma while busing it open… I… Don’t… understand… ^^^ it absolutely is i can confirm 100% and there’s not a damn thing wrong with it I fully
meljohnnyeng: This moment right here is one of my favourites. We can hear you struggling hard to manage all of the cock, but you just keep going because you need it so badly. It’s depraved and truly slurry… and absolutely beautiful because of it.
redheadedcnt: s-s-in: the-romantic-dominant: Shaken God I fucking love when you can’t handle it. Absolutely wiped the fuck out, shivering like I left you outside in a cold Midwest winter storm. How does it feel? How do you feel right fucking now?
feminismandhappiness: cosmic-noir: chauvinistsushi: midnavidalia: soimpotent: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see
goslowhand: Hey now sweetheart. Slow’s Best Babes | Archive You seem to be a little nervous. Paige my darling, you look absolutely ravishing. Why don’t you come sit with me and we’ll see what we can do about it 😉
high-on-chicks: Can I get you a drink darlin’? How about some absolutely amazing sex? Yeah… Why don’t you put your hands on the seat of your chair and I’ll show you! 😈
xo-sweetescape:If you think you can win me over by playing with my hair and kissing my neck… then you’re absolutely right. 💋
ashlivia: the-absolute-best-posts: skycream: Just look at all of their faces individually i cant even Omg stop i can’t not reblog this Jesus christ You can’t not reblog this
the-absolute-best-posts: skycream: Just look at all of their faces individually i cant even Omg stop i can’t not reblog this Jesus christ You can’t not reblog this
curvellas: xulaxicana: blexicana: Who says you can’t have a high GPA with a diploma while busing it open… I… Don’t… understand… ^^^ it absolutely is i can confirm 100% and there’s not a damn thing wrong with it