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myeroticbunny: “Baby, this is way more than we talked about. Are you absolutely sure you want to be here for this? Just look at him Honey. Can you handle it? Can you handle what he’s going to do to me?â€Dirty wives out of control; http://www.amazon
The Thrill: When there’s real GIRTH involved, watching it go in is half the fun. The Pleasure: You’ve finally taken it all, adjusted to it and then fucked like crazy. Amazement: Watching all of that come out. You absolutely can’t
“You’re dead !” Bigger, sexier and infinitely stronger, an ABSOLUTE WOMAN can do almost whatever she wants. Her colossal strength allows her to lift several tons of weight, she can build or destroy an entire city with her bare hands
When Kim gives you the look that says “cum do me darling,” you absolutely can’t say no. She looks like a duchess from another era, and she’ll take you back in time with her amazing seduction and oral skills. Don’t let this
weliveandbreathewords: “You absolutely can’t tell anyone,” said Isabelle.“Not even Jace?”“Especially not Jace!”“All right.” Clary heard the stiffness in her own voice. “I guess I didn’t realize
Manuel Ferrara, ladies and gentlemen. See, Now I know their freakin’ names! Well, just the ones that can turn a lady’s legs to jelly.
I hear you pleading, I understand how much it hurts, but the rules are the rules, just like for everyone else: if you cum, you’re fired.I can’t do this? I absolutely can. I own the club. I decide who dances at it. Listen, you’re trying to appeal
gabzilla-z: lesbianhana: Hinata as the physically strongest member of Team 8 is probably canon. Actually canon. It is 100% true. ‘Dang Shino I can’t open this jar go get Hinata.’ ‘This is too heavy for us to lift. HINATA CAN YOU COME HERE
kurenaiclub: Hinata to sasuke: my byakugan can see everything. It can see your heart beat. It can see as, with every breath you take, your body slows down. I may not be the one to kill you but I will be the one to watch you die. Naruto, watching from
shirohomura replied to your post Asking anon because im too embarrassed Can you…I can’t believe you would actually consider drawing handholding you absolute monster.I’M SORRY~
small-penis-hangout: the-small-penis-hangout: Yes you absolutely can. Hell I would be heart broken if you didn’t. Be sure to check out my replacement blog for this one http://the-small-penis-hangout.tumblr.com and give it some ❤❤❤❤. Same great
incorrect48quotes:Kojimako: Oh my god I did itKomiharu: Yes you did!Kojimako: I can do anything!Komiharu: Yes you can!Kojimako: I’m getting a motorcycleKomiharu: You absolutely are not!
Can we all just take the time to stop and appreciate how absolutely drop dead sexually handsome and gorgeous Kai is. Those big flawless lips. That perfect collarbone and great hair. That hand. Those seductive eyes. Kai is porn and the cause of Sexual
thebiologyofpurpose: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out
carbink: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out of my pocket*
asexualbrittaperry: ggiornojo: asexualbrittaperry: you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like
milkee-way: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out of my
ambeer6: milkee-way: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
winterayars: talentedjuli: zzsleeps: this cat controls my life You can’t make me do that. My understanding is, quite the contrary, he absolutely can. They might as well have just put up a “Do you want to save?” screen instead of letting me walk
asexualbrittaperry: ggiornojo: asexualbrittaperry: you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds
larkstonguesinaspicpart1:coughloop:larkstonguesinaspicpart1:Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey
cheeseanonioncrisps: trans-mom: So many people think they’re incapable of cooking but like, you absolutely can cook. Everyone can. It’s a learned skill that takes time and attempt to get better at it. “I can’t even cook eggs” buddy as simple
youincolor: the-absolute-funniest-posts: “Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x) CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE WAY CHRIS AND ZACHARY LOOK AT EACH OTHER. I SHIP THIS SO HARD. WATCH THE VIDEO.
On ask answers? If so, maybe it’s just an iOS thing or something because you absolutely can’t on the mobile app that I have. Believe me, I’ve tried. You can tag text posts, you cannot tag asks As far as I know, you can’t even
ekjohnston:hearthburn:moonshinecybins:lgbtrobed: - A luxury you can’t live without?- A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee.- That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere.- …I like nice socks? [id: gifs of larry king
the-absolute-best-posts: ask-usedkirby: “Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But Money Can Buy You A Baby Goat, Which Is A Ball Of Happiness” ~Phillard Von Chester Have fun looking at baby goats and hope your day gets better!
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trans-mom:So many people think they’re incapable of cooking but like, you absolutely can cook. Everyone can. It’s a learned skill that takes time and attempt to get better at it. “I can’t even cook eggs” buddy as simple as
dreamcollector04:mrz73:googleme420:Nope, you can keep it! You all better get down here and take this back. We are delicate little southern belles…who absolutely can’t drive in this shit. 😄 🤣🤣🤣Now that is true entertainment for
chaozrael: Awww. “Neutrum.org” gave me these super awesome pictures they took. xD You can actually see Lockdowns eyes on this one if you zoom in (xD That damn cool helm!) Damn… and our armor looks SO shiny! I love those pictures…More Transformers
koch43: Thank you for all your kind and love for my failed of the 4 posters, my limited vocabulary can’t express how grateful im, thank you. And, I got some asks are about these sketches :D They were eliminated in the poster voting, but I personal
koch43: Poster Ink, Megatron (20150713)Megatron with Art Nouveau style background, sketch and ink by me.|∀ﾟ) One day these inks will be colouring, I can’t give you an exact date, but I guarantee they will be finish.
herzspalter: rorby: Commission for @herzspalter I can’t get over how perfect this is, thank you so much again! The light, the shading, their expressions and body language, the overall colors, the outlines - everything is gorgeous, absolutely marvelous.
What is one common food that you absolutely will not eat?
grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out of my pocket* “mikey
grimeclown: watchgirl5: thebiologyofpurpose: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold
furrychest: So I’ve been asked for a face photo by many people and I’d never posted one before, but I figured it was time you see the guy behind the blog. I’ve been told I live up to my blog name well. Just now saw this and I absolutely need
meme-loving-stuck: milkee-way: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something
creativeanchorage:afunnyfeminist:doomstar:angelsaxis:Here’s the article.You ABSOLUTELY CAN trust COVID data coming out of your state tho, generally speaking. The feds punted responsibility in managing this crisis to the states early on, so most
ponydoodles:you absolutely can! i love her so much
doomstar:angelsaxis:Here’s the article.You ABSOLUTELY CAN trust COVID data coming out of your state tho, generally speaking. The feds punted responsibility in managing this crisis to the states early on, so most states managed to develop individual,
tw0headedboy-deactivated2020070:trans-mom:So many people think they’re incapable of cooking but like, you absolutely can cook. Everyone can. It’s a learned skill that takes time and attempt to get better at it. “I can’t even cook
Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer
queenstravelingdarling: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something
lovedarkness1: idonotraisecain: lovedarkness1: riotdandelion: @ all the muslim girls scared of cosplaying because you think you cant pull of characters while wearing a hijab: You absolutely can! Have y'all seen the Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)
One of the most frustrating things in the world is watching a film you absolutely love with people who just don’t get it at all and start getting all fidgety and texting and UUUUGH.
stillesgeschrei: “You can change yourself and you can change the situation but you absolutely cannot change other people. Only they can do that.” — Joanna Trollope (via perfeqt)
thoughtkick: “You can change yourself and you can change the situation but you absolutely cannot change other people. Only they can do that.” — Joanna Trollope
skindeeptales:Double mastectomy floral tattoo“The response to this piece is incredible. Tattooing is a beautiful and absolutely viable option for concealing or altering scars. When coupled with an artist you’ve researched and feel connected to…
you know what’s the worst. being out in public w no bra and noticing girls/women stare at you hatefully because they happened to notice you’re not wearing a bra. the absolute worst. can’t tell you how many people with breasts I’ve
