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greatdelusionengineer: But, Karen…Karen, honey. You are my wife. I am your husband, the father of your two kids. I am Tony and I am 45 years old. Karen, you’re freaking me out when you keep forgetting that and you start treating me like I’m
So be yourself (even if you’re weird)
chunsa-polansek: “Because I like you. Even though you’re weird and talk harshly, I like you. I know, I’m not your type – you’re not my type either. But, I still like you. I always want to see you. I feel miserable now… but I want to be faithful
love-the-family: - No Jake, no kissing!- But Mom, I want to …!- No, I’ve already told you, kissing makes it weird for me!- Are you serious?- Kissing makes it more, I dont know, emotionally!- You’re weird mom!- Do you want to do this or not?- Okay
adventuresof: …you’re losing your mind, goon Arttt
pbhorse: great art trade with my good friend shino! melon exchanges coat hangers with a lil doll kiss while she does laundry what a weird pony with a weird fetish my part posting soon filli you’re weird
erotic-nonfiction: I’m in a weird, kinda bummed out mood for not even a really good reason, if anyone wants to send me nice things, that would be the nicest. You all make my heart feel full ❤️ thank you so much for all the sweet messages!
d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you
jaydenw: Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
pchcrew: it’s weird to cuddle with someone you love… it’s like no matter what position you’re in, you can’t seem to get close enough.
slbtumblng:rayryan90:imperatorrex77:Can you figure this out? Fuck… I can read it😃 Brain, you’re weird… i like you. hehe weird brains i got X3
nerd-nugget: if you don’t enjoy jiggling your own boobs when you’re bored i think you’re weird
when you have absolutely no appetite and you didn’t eat anything but a few bites of chocolate yesterday and only had a hot chocolate today so you know you should really eat something but nothing sounds good and nothing agrees with you and everything
scribblekin: Satoshi…you need to reactI know you’re weirded out, but this isn’t the first time something has tried to grab Pikachu off your shoulder, you need to DO somethingOK, getting there…Satoshi you have arms, you can still do something
itechi: Lee if you want to be free from your suffering make up your mind , if you give up your dream you will suffer even more , you’re the kind of fool that can’t go on living ,if you’ve lost your ninja way you and i both …. have the surgery,lee !
winged-light: do you ever, like, think, about how so many people can’t sing in the shower because it would be embarrassing if anyone heard, and you can’t dance down the streets because people might think you’re weird, and you can’t make out with
Stop beating yourself up. You’re a work in progress, which means you get there a little bit at a time not all at once.
queenejanine: tarynel: tarynel: Name a celebrity that you’re ashamed to tell anyone you wanna fuck Something about Beenie Man that I like.. lol Taryne, please… Lady Gaga. I’d clap her weird ass cheeks tf up. Idk why but she do something
mewmewcrossing: It’s weird. You’re weird.
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
"You're weird."
did-you-kno: You can only remember 4 things at a time. Unless you’re repeating or memorizing new information, your working memory is limited. The reason people remember phone numbers is because the numbers are in 3 groups of 4 digits or less. Source
did-you-kno: Blowing your nose too hard makes you more congested. When you’re “stuffed up,” its because of swollen blood vessels, not excess snot. Hard blowing shoves mucus up into your sinuses and slows the drainage process. You should either
did-you-kno: You can train your brain to slow down time by noticing more details. Humans process the world in 3-second increments, and cramming more stimuli into those seconds makes time seem slower - the way everything slows down when you’re about
did-you-kno: The Weirdest Candy Ever MadeSome of these may look disgusting, but they’re arguably more interesting than chocolate and candy hearts (if you’re feeling festive). I’ve never heard of meatball gum before, but part of me feels a little
squashs: someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed* me: don’t make it weird
burnshiiit: Fucks with me on da Snapchat if you’re not weird (or if you’re weird in a good, cool, chill way) SN: juh-nel
lifetime-wanderlust:Me: *tells story about pic being in a file it wasn’t supposed to be in…*Em: Well, if it was me showing the pics it would be a random pic of a guy I saw on the tour that caught my fancy haha…Me: Well…you’re weird…and I’m…not?!Em:
fileformat: zimbabwe2003: When people say you’re not normal or you’re weird,they actually mean you’re not coherent to the social conditioning they conform to ,so they tell you, you are not being yourself or it’s just a phase because being yourself
hypnotic-flow:i don’t care that you’re weird. in fact, i encourage it. hell, I’ll be weird with you, the fuck..
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t drink alcohol because you have recovered from alcoholism you’re admired, but if you don’t drink and never have, you’re weird.
oldenoughtobeyourfather: Speaks for itself, doesn’t it? You’re weird. Big deal! Weird beats boring every day.
Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit.
If you're not weird,you're weird.
mydragonatemyhomework: You had sex when you’re 14? that’s your choice, you go glen coco, that is okay You don’t want to have sex till you are married? That takes guts and that is okay You have a fuck buddy in highschool? Not everyone likes commitment
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prollyright: Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.
You're laced inside my mind
nonchalante: Admit you were wrong. Apologize. Understand that you’re fallible. You make mistakes. You hurt people. Apologize. That’s growth; understanding you did something wrong and working towards making things right.
linhhpham: cardcaptorr: theheatofthesouth: Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good this post keeps me
hypnotic-flow: i don’t care that you’re weird. in fact, i encourage it. hell, I’ll be weird with you, the fuck..
holybikinisbatman:clowniconography:clowniconography:being ace isnt tragic or weird, being ace doesnt mean you’re “missing out” on anything. being ace/realizing im ace is probably the best thing thats ever happened to mei made this post
virginvibe: nerd-nugget: if you don’t enjoy jiggling your own boobs when you’re bored i think you’re weird I really love the aesthetic of big boobs and little hands, and it’s so unfortunate that I have the opposite… So thank god for gifs
hduece: foreversaba: grandnutin: dietloafers: gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9 Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So
