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The man with the horse sized cock took his place behind my wife. I watched with depraved awe as his massive knob slowly stretched her tiny cunt slit and became lodged in the snug mouth of her pussy. “Oh, God, you’re huge! You’re tearing
Man, I love naked girls frolicking. Does it count as “frolicking” if they’re getting work done? Are they available to do my house?(And hey, if you like the image, go to the site and join. I’m doing my part for internet
the-zubat: tangarang: vinegod: A dog person by not even emily person 1: why didn’t you tell me you were a WEREWOLF????person 2: on our first date i said i was a “dog person”person 1: …… man you’re right…. @dateawerewolfsuggestion
You were in denial when you first saw the footage: it’s not her you told yourself, after all you could only see half her face. And then it registers - that soft gentle moan fills the air and it is unmistakably her’s. You’re watching another man
The incredible, edible, fingerable, cum-on-her-faceable Tanner Mayes. Caption preserved from original source because it’s perfect. bikinispanties: Daddy, do you like this bikini. The man said they’re called, fuck me bikinis.
You’re doing that wrong old man…
manly-brutes: dippinfan: Visit the archives the next time you’re test-firing the heat seeking moisture missile… http://www.dippinfan.tumblr.com/archive manly-brutes.tumblr.com
man-0-man: Reason #445 for working out - after you’re finished and head for the locker room, you may get to see a tall, lean stud with a huge, fat dick toweling off!
man-0-man: Reason #112 for working out - after you’re finished and head for the showers, you may be lucky enough to catch a horny stud stroking his big boner!
the-fandoms-are-cool: oswinsoswald: #iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOU’RE FAULT! IF YOU
You’re an extremely lucky man. You know how many guys have had wives hire me for their birthday? Exactly none. I mean, I’ve been with married men before, but a guy who got his wife to pay for me? You’re quite the progressive couple. A woman paying
The man said girls you’re so heavy !
the-lianking: tombruise: congenitaldisease: 19-year-old Michael Sandford, a British man living in the U.S., was arrested on 19 June, 2016, after attempting to steal a gun from an officer while attending a Donald Trump rally. He explained that
nickleerie: 8-18-19 || I flat colored an old drawing tonight because I’m still… tired. Can you believe they’re BOTH the grim reaper???Kravitz is tall man. Barry is… average short man.Please don’t tag as kin/me/id/etc.
“You’re very astute, Parker,” Ms. Lorna said. “But you’re not entirely right. I am one of the few who only got partially Bimbofied. My body is the result of the man’s attempt, but my mind was able to revert back to its original state.”“Wow,
the-last-hair-bender: theothersideofthechair: Man: Hi can I get a haircut? Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour. Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available. Me: No one is available right now. It’s going
the-secret-mind: Marvel Comics Presents… Wolverine AND SPIDER MAN ! AND WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHO THEY’RE UP AGAINST…!
man, i learned so much from tango and cash. like, i learned that just because you’re a by the book kind of cop you can get along with a loose canon. that robert z’dar will fight you in the middle of a thudnerstorm while transformers and shit are
grapeyguts: warchief: apparently otherkin who identify as machines are called machinekin not very inventive if you ask me kinformers would be cooler kinformers: more then meets the eye (not because they can transform, its because they think they’re
rainbowserval: ramblingjackalope replied to your post: ramblingjackalope replied to your post: and the… Ugh, that’s terrible, rude, and awfully close-minded of them. ): I’m sorry they’re saying that to you. -hugs if that’s all right-
the-last-teabender: talesofascrewup: uniquely-khaotic: accras: A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago. Cute but I woulda lost it 😂 Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re
man, can you believe today we’re finally going to meet that Gem we first saw in Lion’s mane over a year and a half ago? I’m so excited!
the-ocean-in-one-drop: pope2chainz: mama-macabre: If you’re not familiar with this man, you should be: -Donates 90% of his salary; is considered poor because of it. -Legalized marijuana. -Legalized abortion. -Legalized gay marriage. -Open to Syrian
You’re face to face, with the man who sold the world
man-with-the-skeleton-arms: unrecht: The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with
man-with-the-skeleton-arms: unrecht: The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with @themustanglover It’s actually you I think about.But fucking a Big Daddy. Literally that thing’s
the-modern-courtesan: He’s the boy you’re trying to impress…..the man that walked in on the two of you in the bathroom at the mall doesn’t do anything to stop him but he waits and then you hear him….”I got next on this little one”…..and
Man, shout out to all the white people who follow this blog who don't take my incendiary rants about racist white people as a personal affront. Because you know that you're not one of those racist white people, so my words don't apply to you. You're just
inso-uciant: richassness: 90s babies we’re getting old i don’t want to talk about it 90s babies: we’re getting oldmy 80s baby ass:
you-mean-like-girl-yaoi: TAMAKI SUOH IS THE BEST PERSON FOR REACTION GIFS NO MATTER WHAT EMOTION YOU’RE FEELING THIS MAN MAKES A PERFECT GIF FOR IT
the-iant: Me and my man think you’re super hot! 😘 my man is one the left I’m on right with a buttplug lol
The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little. That’s how it starts man. That’s how it fucking starts.
the-amazing-bambi-man: We we want to help you raise money [for the Worldwide Orphans Foundation] and so we have a stack of cards right here and there are different dances on them because you’re an excellent dancer from what I’ve researched. - Ellen
the-oncoming-croat: C’mon guys, you’re acting like you’ve never seen a mostly naked man before. Calm your little kitty selves.
the-absolute-best-gifs: tacticalfury: #you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it Irony man Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-demon-of-potatos: i-am-a-fish: the-demon-of-potatos: i-am-a-fish: *punches you in the face but like, gently cuz we’re bros man, I would never want you to get hurt* *punches back[also lightly] which slowly turns into a gentle caress as we
the-deviations: firegrowshigher: slutofbabylon: The powers that be do not want me to have a good night. Man, let’s say you’re at a party, yeah? And there are people at the party that prefer cake, and people at the party who prefer pie, so
“You’re a queen,” he told me. “Never let a man half fuck you.” I was stuck. I swallowed hard, trying to get rid of the huge lump in my throat that wouldn’t allow me to speak past the throbbing in my sensitive bud. “You held on to that body
You saved my life over and over. Man, you sacrifice everything for me, don’t you think I’d do the same for you? You’re my big brother, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you. x
“You look happy, young lady!” Mr. Crude said as Sabrina walked down the steps.“I’m happy to see you, old man,” she replied. “I’ve got something for you that I’m pretty sure you’re going to like. Actually, I know you’ll like it. You
You know she's the one when she's the reason why you're becoming a better man.
the-last-hair-bender: thisisntgoodbi: “But when you get married, will you choose to be with a man or a woman?” Idk aunt Sally, if I get married as many times as you have I can probably mix it up. Somebody call the pain clinic cause you’re gonna
the-absolute-best-gifs: theanchorholdswithinmysoul: If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog.
man i can’t watch poketubers who curse, and i don’t mean like the occasional f-bomb, cause who doesn’ti mean like when you’re watching the video and 8 out of their 10 words in a sentence is just cursing and you can count like 100 curses and slurs
the-absolute-funniest-posts: tacticalfury: #you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it irony man
the-last-hair-bender: theothersideofthechair: Man: Hi can I get a haircut? Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour. Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available. Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to
man-in-a-pickle replied to your post: anonymous asked:No granny anal ne…how do you vote if you’re a paetron btwEvery week I make an update post. You and the rest of the patrons comment about who you want see along with voting up(or down) the
Yo just a heads up if you continue to be rude, overly annoying and proceed to ignore what I say, I’ll block your ass. So if you still wanna see my cute ass, think about what you’re saying and don’t message me 10 times a day with the same
the-fandoms-are-cool: monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez: keepingupwithcastiel: ofcourseit-sinyourheadharry: okayamelia: lalalying: ja-mbles: conquerorwurm: If you’re ever sad or in need of a distraction, please watch this video of a man making
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