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“Hello, Mr. Smith, I’ve heard that you’re the one who knows how to fuck young girls really good. Can you please show me?â€
lithefider: #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically
Yes, she’s a girl. Yes, you’re a “man”.But you’re white. It’s your natural place to be fucked in the ass.
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)Viola is now 18 years old, so there is the right time to teach her something about sex…At first, grandpa Richie thought that it would be good to read her something from the famous sex-education book “You’re
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)“Nooo, you’re to young to fuck me, Takashi! I’m interested only in the guys who are over 65!” said Tia to 54 years old man who wanted to jump her bones.“And what if I bring in my 46 years old friend to help
horror-movie-confessions: “I still secretly believe in Slender Man.” You’re not the only one…
hatefuckingforbeginners: You’re back again. You crave the panic. You love the fear. There are no substitutes.
Yes, babe…you’re legs are opened wide enough for him. Once the delivery guy arrives, all he has to do is walk up the stairs, drop his pants and then slide inside you. Yes, the thought of it makes me rock hard, as you can see!
hwlover: Nothing like a well-trained hubby using his tongue while you fuck your hung stud ……”tongue my clit little man….…. Mmmmm….you’re the best hubby ever….” You are a good little hubby…..The ultimate act of love for your hotwife
swingersdreams: swingersdreams: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: The sooner you let go of the quaint idea that you’re the only man that’s gonna fuck her, the happier you’ll be in your marriage. (via TumbleOn) (via TumbleOn)
danamorganvr: You’re the big man in the Cell Block and as a badass prison guard, you let these dangerous ladies know their place. Anna de Ville has been a troublemaker so you put her in your own special brand of isolation. The lacy lingerie and glass
need all of y’all to know that if you are a man who uses a stolen photo of a naked woman as your profile photo you are automatically incredibly creepy and should seriously reevaluate why you think it’s ok to steal naked photos of women and use them
capts-muthafucking-sidekick: cartnsncreal: I wonder, do gay people fantasize about going back in time or are they just like us where the present really is the best we’ve got? As a black gay man… the present is the best we’ve got.
marvelgifs: You’re a man looking at the world through a keyhole. You’ve spent your whole life trying to widen that keyhole… to see more, to know more. And now, on hearing that it can be widened, in ways you can’t imagine, you reject the possibility.
politicalsci: politicalsci: “My dream is to eradicate homelessness”. If you would like to donate to the Brixton Soup Kitchen Appeal you can through the following official [link] The Brixton Soup Kitchen can also be found on twitter [here]
semitics: sarcastic-socialist: mosespussy: mosespussy: If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will Consider it a Threat AND a Promise I’m a man and if I had a girlfriend I would be the most loving partner in existence,
foxintwilight: Later, it was said the man came from the north, from Ropers Gate Few minute witcher practice, experimenting and stuff If you played the game, yet didn’t read the books, you’re dead to me >:C but the games aren’t bad, of course
drejofvalenwood: actionables: okay butfuck your stereotypeslong hair is not “girly”the same way short hair is not “manly”hair has no genderhair is just hair&as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do ityou keep
in-ap-pro-pri-ate: alfacapple: ediebrit: this video saved my life “if you’re a man at night you gotta be a man in the morning” Yo she is DYING. I love it
whatshewontdo: faguserchicago: Why fags exist:It isn’t just a blowjob; it’s full body worship. 100% True. I will worship every inch of the man I’m serving. I don’t just wanna give you an orgasm, I want you to feel like you’re the most important
paddfoot: idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for
starkassembled: tardiscrash: wennichtanzenwill: Bed, Bath & Beyond, are you suggesting what I think you’re suggesting? Everyone ships it. Everyone. omfg. XD Mother of God. But in all srsness, I need the Cap and Iron Man cups. When I’m
lesbianturians: the thing that is absolutely heartrending about mcu foggy/matt is like….. foggy gets especially upset when he finds out that matt can read heartbeats. and it’s like, can you imagine finding out that the man you’re in love with knew
lasermeup: “That’s what happens when you’re the popular guy and your boyfriend is the “dangerous man” of the class year.” “ Are you trying to say we looked like that, Shouta?!” “ -snort- We still look like that, Hizashi.” [Background
dippincountryboy: eliseeemae: If you lay your hands on a woman, you’re the lowest kind of man. They don’t deserve to be called a man. Their balls need cut off and shoved up their ass.
thisishangingrockcomics: #justnonconfrontationalthings: when they get your order wrong somewhere but you’re so overly sympathetic to the plight of food service work you take the coffee that you did not want and thank them bc the thought of making
justknockyouup: Bro, if you have to ask our permission, then you’re not man enough to have us. Real guys just take the cunt they want. “Alright sis, I get the picture.” “Good, cause I don’t want you to be a bitch and embarrass me
melissavercos: INFINITY WAR – includes spoilersSPOILERS ARE AHEAD.I REPEAT. MAJOR SPOILERS ARE AHEAD UNDER THE CUT: (If you’re on mobile and don’t see the read more link, scroll like a mad man if you come across this. Cause it’s a long post,
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: You have to love the view here if you’re a man! I know I love the sensations of getting them to titty-fuck me, not to mention the yummy gift I get after as a reward :)
intelligentman4bimbogirls: finishing-school-for-girls: dominantmale: Caption sums it up well. Girls, be the change you want to see in the world. If you’re the girl he deserves, he is free to be the man you need.
hunkville: “Ooh, Billy, don’t do that! You’re a man, Bill. A real man! You shouldn’t my sucking on my dick!” Randy wheezes. Billy’s fingers are around the base of his one year younger brother’s fully erect cock as he’s wrapped his wet
buddhagrass:dusty-the-stoned-man: kenzie-kush: cupcakeforger: zurrg: freedomforwhales: You give this corporation your money, you’re the one paying for the abuse to continue. OH MY GOD IM SO SAD NOW I’M NEVER GOING TO FUCKING SEAWORLD EVER AGAIN.
pyreo: gender weirdos be like ‘if your chromosomes are XY you are a man that’s it, nothing changes it, you’re a man forever’ but then at the same time be like ‘if your son touches too many pink things he WILL become a girl instantly’
onthekneesnow: Using a Strap OnWhen you’re the one penetrating your man, instead of the other way around, it gives you a feeling of power. You get to provide the pleasure. Pegging also works well with power exchange and bondage, because you get to
10 PERSONAL FAVOURITE DISNEY SONGS —> [6] I’ll Make a Man Out of You ↳ “Let’s get down to business to defeat the Huns. Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met and you can bet before
did-you-kno: The man who sang ‘You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch’ in the classic TV cartoon was also the voice of Tony the Tiger for 53 years. Thurl Ravenscroft saw the Grinch job as an opportunity to ‘prove he could really sing’- but he was
marvelheroes: You’re a man looking at the world through a keyhole. You’ve spent your life trying to widen it. Your work saved the lives of thousands. What if I told you that reality is one of many?
bondageman007: Listen man, I’m sorry I had to truss you up here like this. I just can’t have you causing trouble downstairs in the apartment. You see, you’re the only person who knows about my plan to kidnap the hottie in Room 4B and we can’t
feminizationfantasymtf: iamsissysamantha: ACCEPT YOUR FATE SISSY BE WHO YOU ARE BE THE SLUTTY GURL YOU NEED TO BE You’re a man who wants to be a woman. You want this and so much more….. Become a woman and feminize your mind to the point of no
danamorganvr:You’re the big man in the Cell Block and as a badass prison guard, you let these dangerous ladies know their place. Anna de Ville has been a troublemaker so you put her in your own special brand of isolation. The lacy lingerie and glass
juniormelendez1: white50bitch: When you’re the only white person at a bar full of black men you know that at least one will end up fucking you in the alley. Need a man liked
lookingforfitdadorson: lookingforfitdadorson.tumblr.com Fuck, man…when I saw you in the gym showers…I never thought we’d end up in my own shower…you’re hot, man…love your nipples…this’ll get that cock hard…
by-the-firelight: “You have such perseverance, Bertie, you’re the bravest man I know. You’ll make a bloody good king.”The King’s Speech (2010) dir. Tom Hooper
haliderants:cardi-garden:bewareofdragon: saturnsocoolioyep:Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one “Oh, he did not just…”Yes, he did. Get the fuck outta here This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: The sooner you let go of the quaint idea that you’re the only man that’s gonna fuck her, the happy you’ll be in your marriage.
wantering-blog: Welcome to the Jungle: Floral Print for Men As the notorious Miranda Priestly of The Devil Wears Prada would say, “Florals for spring? Groundbreaking.” Okay, okay, we get it. You’re a man’s man, a guy’s guy, a bro’s bro
Will: Carlton, carlton, I understand that you’re scared, man, but the world can be a scary place. Just got to learn to deal with it. Carlton: Yeah, well, I found my way. Will: That’s not you, man. that’s them.
mrsshah: sub-mit: You were just an ordinary house wife, until the right man ravaged you. Now you’re the neighborhood cum dumpster! ou la la
kentmcfuller: blankslate-chalkoutline: kentmcfuller: do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man you’re* it’s*Btw.I am a man. oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh
brattyandbruised: fashxx: brattyandbruised: “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”-Katharine Hepburn @brattyandbruised how do you keep getting hotter and hotter 😫😫😫😻😻😻😻😻 Psh you’re silly, but super sweet 🌸
elliebeanz:hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the
k if you really wanna get nitty gritty about where ‘back door man’ came from, the original song was written by a black blues musician in the 60s named Howlin’ Wolf. Zeppelin and the Doors both make references to the original song…
ok I don’t care if you’re a man or a woman or non binary or none of the above - do not project your fantasies onto me or my partner I swear so many women think the fact that they’re sexually attracted to women means they can start sexual conversations