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assholes-and-feets: Let me lick you’re asshole & you’re feets, and i’m the happiest man alive! ♡
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: xekstrin: literally the perfect man if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong
That moment when you’re lis tending to the radio and you hear that a man from the UK wants to marry…of all things…curry chicken. And in case you were wondering…no. That was not a a typo. You read that correctly. Curry. Chicken.
chrisevanssource: I’m so happy. I feel like I leak gratitude. That’s why I was getting goosebumps backstage. Not because I think I’m “The Man”, it’s ‘cause you’re so thankful, you’re just so thankful.
straightmenrock2: Wow, dad, you followed me all the way to the gym? Ok, I’ll show you what a Real Man looks like, now you get to kneel and admit to me you’re a weak, worthless fag.
actionables: okay but fuck your stereotypes long hair is not “girly” the same way short hair is not “manly” hair has no gender hair is just hair &as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do it you keep on doing you
promptsandpoetries: OTP Prompt of the Day:Person A: You’re telling me, that during the 5 minutes that I used the loo, you’ve managed to break four of this man’s fingers just because he gives you ‘bad vibes’??Person B: What? I don’t like him.Person
scottbonercz: Today we woke up and somebody said: let’s make some Sensual Morning. Man, it was the best decision this week. Yes, you’re right - we’re still alive but we make our fuck-photo-stories less often. I believe I’ll be able to show you
dannyrandy: i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’
hotcelebspot: alfred-borden: Look at yourself, Jordan. You’re sick! You’re a sick man.The Wolf of Wall Street 2016 | Dir.Martin Scorsese Margot Robbie Leaked Sex Pics
uncensoredpleasure: What pisses you off and turns you on at the same time more, cuck? The fact that he’s riding your man’s cock raw? Knowing he’s doing it on your bed while you’re at work? The way your hubby moans helplessly, practically begging
faggotryngendersissification: You’re a pathetic excuse for a man. The only thing you’re good for is making real men cum. So do it. Live your destiny. F.A.G.S.
a-broken-hearted-girls-blog:The ten commandments of sucking cock 🌸1. Lose your ego. In this moment, you are a cocksucker; embrace it. You will choke, spit up, and be covered in throat slime. The Man you’re servicing may treat you roughly, even rudely.
gentlyusedleaf: the difficulty curve in pocket camp is insane like one second you’re bored with how simple it is and then suddenly you’re willing to kill a man for some cotton
callmechaos: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: xekstrin: literally the perfect man if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong When I grow up I want to be Neil Patrick Harris.
rider-waite: illbeoutback: If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech. But if you try and protest the murder of a black man,
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: It’s about to go too far. You’re a girl in a man’s world, and you’ve seen a lot of it. It’s not new to you: the unwanted touches, the hurtful, frightening whispers, and the constant anticipation of helplessness
fleshgoblin: gentlyusedleaf: the difficulty curve in pocket camp is insane like one second you’re bored with how simple it is and then suddenly you’re willing to kill a man for some cotton It’s called a paywall, not a difficulty curve
capacity: yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229: you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the
suicunesrider: theconcealedweapon: Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man. All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money. It’s legal to speak. It’s legal to give someone money. Even if they actually complete the job, you’re
zechery: elreyputo: surprisebitch: trap3z3: when you’re at a family gathering having a good time but you feel the existential crisis about to hit ya i’m the person who ducked I’m the mom who didn’t do nothing I’m the man in the vest
sissymotivational: Suck cock everyday be the tool for other men, if a man says his horny then give anything he want you’re mouth or you’re ass.
groovygaysex:Gay sex comes naturally to gay men. There may be a lot of fear the first time, but once you find yourself in the arms of another man and feel his hard cock against your body you will feel that you’re exactly where you belong. After
thefrenchsir:a-broken-hearted-girls-blog:The ten commandments of sucking cock 🌸1. Lose your ego. In this moment, you are a cocksucker; embrace it. You will choke, spit up, and be covered in throat slime. The Man you’re servicing may treat you roughly,
deforest: I just do things I really enjoy. I enjoy acting. When I’m driving to the studio, I sing in the car. I love my work and my wife and my kids and my friends. And I think, “You’re a lucky man, Gregory Peck, a damn lucky man.”
comewhatmayklaine: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are
cutegirlsruletheworld: “Well, that’s a cute outfit, young lady!”“I thought you’d like the shorts, old man. They’re about as tiny as I can go without not wearing any,” replied Sabrina.“Yes, I noticed. Too bad you’re wearing something
“Sabrina? Is that you? Are you trying to hide from me, young lady?”She sheepishly lowered her Ray Bans and peered over the top of the frames. “I was, but probably not for the reason you’re thinking, old man.”“Do tell, Sabrina!” he said.“It’s
As Sabrina worked it for the camera, Mr. Crude asked, “What are you thinking about that’s got you smiling so much, young lady?”“You, old man,” she replied. “You and the things we do when we’re alone.”
adultstars-sfw:Katy Rose Katy stood at the end of the couch and told her husband, “Look, Mr. Crude is coming over to fuck me. If he says you’re welcome to stay and watch, you can. It would probably help you if you saw how a real man treats a woman
Sabrina smiled at Mr. Crude as he walked around the front of the car to open her door for her.“Such a gentleman you are, old man,” she said.“Even when I goose you while you’re getting out of the car?” he asked.Sabrina giggled
ducttapekittydoll:the-english-bounder:“We need reality, Melissa. You didn’t mind planning this last night did you? Well then, we gotta make your old man think that you’re in danger. I think the chain and padlock is a nice touch and I’ve seen you
i-have-good-taste-in-reblogging: pinociette: #You’re an idiot Dean Winchester. The crap is not you. The crap is obscuring you. It’s obscuring the man who can hunt down and gank just about anything, and used to be able to take pride in that prowess.
domnator: You’re gonna remember me for the rest of your life. Be jacking off to me popping this cherry when you’re an old fucking man.
so I just sent this via fb to someone I have a suppaah crush on “hey man if you’re ever in the nova/dc area, you should hit me up and we should hang out or something” ps they live 5evah away (aka like 3 hours)
niqabisinparis: Imagine being in Islamic divorce court and the judge asks you for the reason and you’re like “your honor, he was unable to satisfy me in the bedroom. I bear witness in front of all of you. This man is incompetent.” Islamic law is
56blogsstillcrazy: “It’s a nod to Trayvon, no question. Trayvon Martin and people like him. People like Jordan Davis, a kid who was shot because of the perception that he was a danger. When you’re a black man in a hoodie all of a sudden you’re
