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gimme-that-big-tranny-dick: nicolexder: gimme-that-big-tranny-dick: Aline Fenaroly In my room, you’re a cocks loving faggot,In the street, you can pretend to be a man.In your heart, you’re a sissy bitch
oldirv: You’re becoming quite the little man, aren’t you son, with all that hair in your armpits. Let Daddy have a sniff, see if I can tell the difference between how my little man smells and how my little boy used to smell. Mmmmmmmmm. No, still
alphagravy: The next time you go shopping for a new gun, ask yourself one question: Are you a man? If you answer in the affirmative, then you’re ready for a Torgue. You see, we at Torgue make guns for real men. Tough guys. Badasses. The kind of guys
exhibitionistatheart: This fuck face had the nerve to comment with his weak ass MAGA. UGH. GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE. And if you’re man enough to comment, you should be man enough to deal with my WRATH. But this fucker blocked me after his weak ass
cockinthecockhouse: guyscaughtgay: man-0-man: Reason #112 for working out - after you’re finished and head for the showers, you may be lucky enough to catch a horny stud stroking his big boner! This is so true Thx for the posting!
ineedahotwifenow: cuckold-place: Oh god you’re doing it. You’re really eating his cum of my pussy. This is so crazy but this is the best vacation ever. Can we come to the Jamaica every year? I loved Jamaica. I’ve never eaten another man’s cum
kateandjessica: I don’t understand women who refuse to swallow. Personally, I love the taste. I can’t get enough of most men’s cum. But even if you don’t, spitting out cum seems like a rejection of the man you’re with. I want every man I’m
Weep for yourself, my man, You’ll never be what is in your heart. Weep, little lion man, You’re not as brave as you were at the start.
Come clean, guy. No, not that you’re staring at my ass. I have no problem with that. But what you’re thinking about as you stare.I’ve been doing this long enough to know what kind of man someone is and how best to get tips. I know the tough guy.
Just thought you’d like to know that I’m apparently not going to be the only Spider Dork attending my Con next month(theblackestnightfalls)wHAT. aw man you’re gonna be in the same room as spider-man?? unfair Q-Q
Something is missing here… mmm…. i wonder what it is…???In case you’re wondering, there’s gonna be two Iron Man… Riri and Victor Von Doom… yup, they’re doing the superior spider-man thing again.
cocodahlia: daddys-fucktoys: insanebatpool13: thewhimsicalscatterbrain: “Ewww, you’re dating someone who used to be a man? That makes you gay!”Well, the person you’re dating used to be a child, so with your logic that makes you a pedophile
hol-hot-wholesome: You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post,
theconcealedweapon: Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man. All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money. It’s legal to speak. It’s legal to give someone money. Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the
“Carnal love: a practical man’s love. A love you can see, touch, and taste if you’re kinky. If you can’t hear it, you’re probably better suited to its more abstract form.” ― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
insanebatpool13: thewhimsicalscatterbrain: “Ewww, you’re dating someone who used to be a man? That makes you gay!”Well, the person you’re dating used to be a child, so with your logic that makes you a pedophile A-fucking-men
locoono121: stoplook: ::TO MY MAN (wherever you are), You’re gonna get EVERYTHING in me that you ever wanted plus more. We’re gonna be the greatest (and sexiest) couple to walk this earth. Let’s build this legacy!:: love!
101true101: Naked Dare: If a man is working the desk at your tanning salon pretend you fell asleep, make him come in and wake you up. If you’re a beginner lay in your stomach and just show your butt, if you’re naughty lay on your back with your
m4r1p0s4: disneyineveryway: paradise-by-your-dashboard-light: Person: you’re too old to be so obsessed with Disney Me: You can never be too old for Disney. From the man himself: “You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids
I just unlocked the The Grandmaster sticker on GetGlue 1792 others have also unlocked the The Grandmaster sticker on GetGlue.com You’re learning the story of martial-arts master Ip Man, the man who trained
sissygirliewynn: tiffanyanneeaston: You’re just about done dressing yourself when you walk by the window. Out of the corner of your eye you notice the hunky Landscape man trimming the neighbor’s hedge. He looks up and sees you. You…. 1. Scamper
salcyrus: lunaobliviate7: buttmanreturns: tacticalfury: #you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it irony man irony man WHY. THE PUNS. IT’S TOO MUCH.
sarcastic-clapping: featherinmycapandcheese: sarcastic-clapping: me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect….. person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong me: oh man the berenstain
squishableheadboobs replied to your post: voiceactresskurutta replied to your p… Oh man and the game infomercial. Someone shouts infomercial and you’re supposed to act like you’re into an infomercial and drop things in the silliest way.
mrsevilgenius: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: xekstrin: literally the perfect man if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re wrong If you are not in love with NPH you are clinically dead.
funniest10k: tranzient FRANK FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE I JUST… I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU. OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED. Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
flynazty: jehovahhthickness: misterrell: jehovahhthickness: Mood for 2018 with the right man. Sending vibes that this comes to pass for you with the right man You’re too sweet thx Head
midwest-mn-man: This the place I want to bring you. The place where your limbs don’t know what to do anymore. They’re grabbing, clinching, flailing, shaking…. and you’re alternately screaming or gasping for air. That’s when I know I’m doing
applewhiskeyandmilk: I wish we talked more about hypersexuality as a result of sexual abuse. how when you’re 8, and a man 50 years older than you tells you you’re such a pretty little girl while his hands are in your Winnie the pooh panties and
cry-now-watch-him-die: Henry Rollins (video) “As bad as life gets, life is fucking awesome man- You’re all breathing and that’s the coolest man. And you have to go with that cause there’s nothing else to go with. That’s the only break
fuku-shuu: “I remember you now, Captain.” “What?” “You visited our cabin a few times when I was little. And you always came with that old man - the one we’re up against now.” “I don’t know what you’re
imabaggins: One day, you’re going to have to make a choice. You’ll have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be. Whoever that man is, is going to change the world.
chickpeatramp: The whole “Haha bitch, I’m riding your man’s dick” form of female empowerment needs to go away forever. You’re not cute, you’re fucking deranged. Please go take your place upon the throne of unwanted, plebe dick on low self-esteem
mylifeisprettysad: big-goofus: Shout out to the chubby guys. The guys that jiggle, the guys that hate being shirtless at the pool or beach. The guys who have the dreaded man boobs. You’re all pretty rad! They’re not dreaded at all. Chubby guys are
therealmbelow: If you’re one of the ladies following my blog, and you’re trying to get your man to feed on seed… this is a great way to start. The straw helps, it really does.
qalbesaleem: The translation: “The most beautiful thing you can offer to your kids is to respect their mom” “Be a man for her not on her” “Nobody knows, but god knows” “You’re trying to be a strong man on
theconcealedweapon: Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.It’s legal to speak.It’s legal to give someone money.Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one
sarcastic-clapping: me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect….. person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong me: oh man the berenstain universe sure is wild……..
pepethefrog: leviathan-supersystem: thepeacockangel: Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy… [[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]] “you’re a good man”
skhole2use: You’re eighteen now little bro, you’re a fucking man but I’m gonna keep on fucking you like the faggot pussy you are!
domtopsir: The first time you realize you’re not like the young Men around you. Not only do you see a large cock dangling on the young Man’s body which is far larger limp that yours is erect, but you feel the overwhelming urge to drop to your knees
mengs-mullet: Man sometimes I really hate the mindset of WWE. If you’re pushing this divas revolution thing, shouldn’t PCB go up against Team BAD in this beat the clock deal? Also, if you’re pushing for a revolution in women’s wrestling, why
insanebatpool13: thewhimsicalscatterbrain: “Ewww, you’re dating someone who used to be a man? That makes you gay!”Well, the person you’re dating used to be a child, so with your logic that makes you a pedophile A-fucking-men 🙌🙌🙌🙌
“Yeah, I think you need to stay out of the sun while you’re wearing that suit, Sabrina. You could end up with some strange tan lines if you’re not careful,” said Mr. Crude.“Is that your way of trying to get me naked, old man?” she asked.“No.
anthonyrogers: satisfythecrave: just wanted to remind you all that this was a thing that happened. that’s it. nothing more. you’ve officially seen all of spider-man 3 by looking at this gif set. you’re welcome. #sooo the next time you’re whining
bnekkid83: When you’re feeling this comfortable about your nudity at the gym, then chances are you’re gonna step out of the locker room and say to yourself, “I’m gonna lift these heavy weights like I naturally mean it man”.
littleangellee: insanebatpool13: thewhimsicalscatterbrain: “Ewww, you’re dating someone who used to be a man? That makes you gay!”Well, the person you’re dating used to be a child, so with your logic that makes you a pedophile A-fucking-men
handgella10-4: chastitycuckinorlfl52: beccabellamy2:Your wife only wants one man cumming inside her, and I’m afraid you’re not that man, cuckold. After all, the man that fucks her better - that makes her cum harder - is the one that deserves to
onceuponsirsstarrynight: Reblog this if you’re a dominant man who thinks the only thing sexier than your absolute power over her is your willingness to out-work, out-hustle, and out-smart every other man on the planet. Reblog this if you think waking