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Submitted - Am I worthy enough for that big real mans cock? Fuck me behind my boyfriends back 👄 Gladly. You’re Alpha Cock catnip. I can’t get enough from a woman like you. You’re boyfriend doesn’t deserve you. You need real
“The man with the horse sized cock took his place behind her. I watched with depraved awe as his massive knob slowly stretched her tiny cunt slit and became lodged in the snug mouth of her pussy. "Oh, God, you’re huge! You’re tearin
patriarchalmisogynist: The natural order: the weak and pathetic on its knees in front of the strong; the frivolous and the ditzy submitting to the stable and rational Man; the useless serving and worshipping Mankind. Without Man you’re nothing.
cry-now-watch-him-die: Henry Rollins (video) “As bad as life gets, life is fucking awesome man- You’re all breathing and that’s the coolest man. And you have to go with that cause there’s nothing else to go with. That’s the only break
kenjitron: “Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?” “No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your
officialkirkhammett: JAMES: We’re gonna make a deal, alright? We play one more song, you give us the rest of your energy. [crowd cheers] You’re making a deal with a man who looks like this? [pause] Are you crazy? [crowd cheers louder] Yes. You are. Meta
A black man walks into a bar. A white man says, "No coloured people allowed in here!” The black man says, "I’m born black. When I'm freezing, I'm black. When I'm sick, I’m black. When I’m dead, I’m black. When YOU are born, you're pink. When
marveloki: Never-ending List of Story Arcs/Events I Love & Recommend↳ House of MWritten by Brian Michael Bendis; Art by Olivier Coipel Even when you get what you want, you’re still this horrible man. We’re not the next step. We’re not
Enough nonsense! You’re not less of a man if you like taking it in the ass. In fact, most of these boys don’t have what it takes to train for the hard fucking I dole out.It takes a real man to submit to me. Stay in chastity and enjoy yourself as you
My god, you’re crying. You’re actually crying! Can’t take the pain and frustration, huh? Well, it’s about time. I always told you that my goal was to make a grown man cry from the agony of orgasm denial, and I finally managed it! Come here babe,
Did you think that fucking stunt you pulled was funny, you bastard? Well you’re going fucking pay now my dear husband. By the time Jordan and his gays are through with you, you won’t know if you’re a man or a woman. I hope it
Well… it’s not bad, but of course it’s not good either, here’s the thing with comics man, the first issue is really, REALLY, important if you’re on board in the first issue then mostly you’re not gonna be “in” for the second one,
folgerscup: szasstam: If you’re good the churro man will visit your house while you sleep. REBLOG THIS AND YOU’LL GET A VISIT FROM CHURRO MAN TOP BRING YOU SWEET CRISPY DELICIOUS CHURROS
“I’m glad you made it, Sir. You’re Brian Miller? I understand you’re here because you’d like to enter one of our rooms so that you can live out your fantasy of fucking your own three daughters?” Lillian asked. This man didn’t want even the
folgerscup: szasstam:If you’re good the churro man will visit your house while you sleep. REBLOG THIS AND YOU’LL GET A VISIT FROM CHURRO MAN TOP BRING YOU SWEET CRISPY DELICIOUS CHURROS
topdaddylove: The incomparable Nick Capra ravishing yet another boy Some Men don’t need to be verbal, they just stare at you and you’re on you’re back, legs in the air. That being said, however, there is nothing hotter than a Man that knows how
e-cryptid: The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to
twistdmentality: The government’s man, he says you’re a danger to us. Not worth helping. Is he right? Are you anything but a weapon? I staked my crew’s life on the theory you’re a person, actual and whole.
gaypocalypse: officialbirdhouse: gaypocalypse: listen if you’re a woman who’s exclusively attracted to men or a man who’s exclusively attracted to women, you’re straight, you’re what the word straight exists to describe, i’m sorry to be
fullmetalquotes:Hawkeye: Alright Havoc, you’re in charge while I’m away.Havoc: I’m your man!Hawkeye: Don’t do anything stupid.Havoc: I’m kinda your man.Hawkeye: And keep the Colonel out of trouble.Havoc: You need another man.
grover3: aiwantcoffee: undiesboi2015: best way to get fucked…hard Well, if you’re going to let a man fuck you… ”let” ? When a pussy boy is around a Man, he does not “let” Him do anything. The Man does what He damn well pleases
auntiesuz: 1. Lose your ego. In this moment, you are a cocksucker; embrace it. You will choke, spit up, and be covered in throat slime. The Man you’re servicing may treat you roughly, even rudely. Accept it. You’re a cocksucker with only one function:
zamaron: a water sign (cancer mainly) man: *pushes you down a flight of steps, cheats on you with your grandpa, puts your credit score at 2, kills all your plants* you: this is like your fault and you’re wrong for it the water sign man: Oh my fucking
alphaderrickcage: Smell it faggot or I’ll beat the shit out of you for checking me out. I’m no homo man, smell the stink of my MAN socks, unwashed and worn for a week pig, and you’ll have no doubt about that. Is that a hard on you’re getting
niqabisinparis:Let’s get rid of this idea that a man “helps” with the household duty because that only reinforces the idea that it’s the woman’s born responsibility. You’re not helping. You’re doing your share of maintaining your home and
goddesscru: susiethemoderator: Well, isn’t this young man speaking the truth Now you know how easy it is to tear down a Black woman. And people will do it for next to nothing. But even the most contemptible Black man gets the “you’re just trying
edgy-egalitarian: pocketflugs: k9bf: trans guy: i feel dysphoriccis ally: ur literally the handsomest manly dude guy bro dude man i ever seen before in my life my guy dude! just because you’re biologically a woman doesnt mean you aren’t super manly
odinsblog:“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
titansdaughter: InStyle: But just imagine that you’re lying in bed with a girl. Then you’ll have to show that you’re a strong man. Kit: Wrong. I’ll just tell the girl to kill the spider. Women have more backbone than men anyway. (x)
trumpisaliar: “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.” - Lyndon B. Johnson
saturnineaqua: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: hey look it’s all well and good if you’re one of the “good white people” or if you’re a “good” man or a “good ally” to queers and everything but like just because YOU’RE not like that doesn’t
thecurbbb: That’s right honey. This isn’t just a mom-son vacation, this vacation is the beginning of our new life together, this is the vacation where you become a man. I know you’re only 5, but you’re cock just looks too good to pass up baby…
monsterchildrenmag: Stay Away from the Authorities, Buy Our KnifeKnives are one of the handiest pieces of hardware available to man, but if you’re walking around strapped like Uma in Kill Bill, you’re doing yourself zero favours. Instead, you should
hardmasterfist-sissytraining:Hardmasterfist Slaps your mouth with his Dick, to remind you of your place in this world. You have been lied to your entire life. Everyone wants to tell you to act like a man be a man, but the only problem is, you’re not
sissyrulez: Who do you think you’re fooling? Everyone knows you’re a Sissy. You couldn’t fuck me if you tried, not with that pathetic clitty. You never were really a man. You’ve always been a Sissy girl. It’s time to accept the truth. I want
e-cryptid:The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get
e-cryptid: e-cryptid: The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while
daddylonglegsx: Henry Rollins (video) “As bad as life gets, life is fucking awesome man- You’re all breathing and that’s the coolest man. And you have to go with that cause there’s nothing else to go with. That’s the only break you get.
patriarchs-demand:Riding the animals is what we’ve done for centuries. Think of it this way, whore…you’re not special…you’re doing what sluts have done for eons, and yet…you’re still necessary to man’s world, if for no other purpose than
labias: Girl to me: I wanna kiss you you’re so beautiful I love you a lot Me: omg I feel the same way :) Boy to me: I wanna kiss you you’re so beautiful I love you a lot Me: get in line lol Man I hate that bsLike how are dudes supposed to deal?
sunbuurst: k9bf: trans guy: i feel dysphoriccis ally: ur literally the handsomest manly dude guy bro dude man i ever seen before in my life my guy dude! just because you’re biologically a woman doesnt mean you aren’t super manly and handsome!! honestly
shootmeadub: mistyprime: mistyprime: When you tell your man you’re studying and get the “I see you courtside, have a nice life bitch!” text lol her friend in the back saying “tell him to fuck off”😂😂 damn it’s wild how her man
jesusmarychrist:I wish I had the article to back this up but…there was a Mexican man in court that had an interpreter.the judge said to the Mexican man, ” You’re in america! speak english!”the Mexican man said,….“ I can speak english but I
waterside95: This is what I brought you here for. This is what you’re going to be doing for the rest of the evening. Now get on your knees young man and start licking my dripping pussy. Tonight you’re my dirty little toy. Understand? Waterside matures.
lambitymoon: MAN YOUR TVS AND COMPUTERS, FOLKS! It’s almost time for Stevenbomb 2! Whether you’re new to the fray or endured the first one, read the board and gather all the things you’re gonna need! We need everyone present and ready!And I mean
alphaderrickcage:Smell it faggot or I’ll beat the shit out of you for checking me out. I’m no homo man, smell the stink of my MAN socks, unwashed and worn for a week pig, and you’ll have no doubt about that. Is that a hard on you’re getting
virility-swallower: domtopv2: A Man.Made to lead. Born strong and handsome. When you’re face to face with a Man, you will realize your submissive nature. You will off up your hole, your mouth, and do anything you can do to please Him. Look in the
denialcaps: My god, you’re crying. You’re actually crying! Can’t take the pain and frustration, huh? Well, it’s about time. I always told you that my goal was to make a grown man cry from the agony of orgasm denial, and I finally managed it!
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