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“Oh, Mr. Novak! You’re so old and you are telling me that you have never nailed a redhead girl in your whole life? I think we can’t let it be like that!â€
“Grandpa, why are you telling me that you’re not interested in fucking me? I know you’re lying since I can feel your hard cock!â€
Grandpa Shigeo was like: “OMG, what are you doing? You’re just 62! You’re too young to know how to please a woman! Let me do it!â€
huffiestrikes: Go ahead and try and hit me if you’re able. Can’t you see that my relationship is stable? I can see you hate the way we intermingle, But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single, And you’re not gonna stop what we made
adomsmind: Just a reminder: You’re not too fat to be a sub. You’re not too short to be a dom. You’re not too old to be a little. Your life, disabilities, race, religion or past don’t mean you don’t belong here.
If you blush like a 14-years-old dork, you’re a 14-years-old dork.@seddm‘s post about it pretty much put an end to all of our fears of Marco somehow being still a 30-years-old or something, but I just wanted an excuse to post the dork being a
realfr-nds: DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING
gayvinwoo: (sorry the timing might be off cause its 4 gifs) Happy Birthday you idiotic fish how old are you now 3? 12? WOW 22/23 already [you’re getting old] Even though it might not seem like it, I’ve always loved you from the bottom of my heart.
readingwritingraptures:rars:can’t believe there are really people out there like “i will block you if you spam likes” can you IMAGINE not knowing love? if you spam like MY blog, we’re instantly best friends. we’re old buddies. we’re childhood
borderline-tex: I’m curious about something. Like/reblog this post if you’re otherkin and you’re 25 years old or older. Because 25+ otherkin exist and we’re amazing and mature I’m not otherkin or over 25 but I just wanna boost this, to show
therobotmonster: professordiggsy: cydonian-mystery: theyoungerwhatelydaughter: twistedbutchknight: When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his
scotchtapeofficial: paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: If you’re 14, please don’t hit on 20 year olds. lotta people saying “yeah but also 20 year olds also shouldnt hit on 14 year olds!” yeah, 20 year olds know that, and the 20 year olds who
whenwomenarebigger: “I thought you would be resigned by now, but it seems you’re still clinging to the idea you’ll eventually grow back to your old self. Well, i’m going to tell you how it’s going to be : You are small, and you’re going
bcrude: “I really like this weather, especially for December! How ‘bout you, old man?”“Anything that gets you to bare your skin is great with me, young lady.”“I should’ve known you’d say something like that. You’re just a horny old
tadomakis: ❝ There’s an old saying my late grandma taught me. When you’re ten, they call you a prodigy. When you’re fifteen, they call you a genius. Once you hit twenty, you’re just an ordinary person. About three years until I’m ordinary… ❞
I’m so aNGR4Y AT THIS PIERCING IF YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO GET A PIERCING LIKE THIS YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO NOT NEED LOCK BACKS I JUST WANT TO TAKE MY PIERCING OUT SO I CAN SLEEP
They only wants you when you’re 17, when you’re 24 you’re not fun.
inso-uciant: richassness: 90s babies we’re getting old i don’t want to talk about it 90s babies: we’re getting oldmy 80s baby ass:
alswearengen: I’m so happy you’re joining this family. You’re already a great mom; you’re gonna be a great old lady.
captain-snark: it’s no wonder slytherins are all like ‘fuck the rest of you’ like fred and george weasley booed at an 11 year old who got sorted into Slytherin. like fuckin imagine you’re 11 and at HOGWARTS and you’re a fucking WIZARD and you’re
jee-q: Your 20’s hurt. It’s like you know you’re young enough to not have it all, but too old to not have it yet. You’re so stressed because you wish you could hit reset but you know u can’t because you’re so curious as to what the future
envycamacho: inchesndfalling: seppppy: kingsized: Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss
hybrid-reality: kingsized: Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like
veganweedsoup: don’t you wish you could just hold your twelve year old self in your arms and say “you’re beautiful and perfect and your body is perfect and your obsession with boobs is not going to go away so you might as well embrace it kid, you’re
fuckyeahbodypositivity: ad-busting: OMG you’re getting old. You’re turning 40! You better not get fat as well, or you’re done for. Hint: Both things are beautiful and natural. Fuck advertisements like the one above which perpetuate the opposite
the-ace-of-stars: vimmuse: He just moved here from 1943. “If you’re from 1943, then why aren’t you old?” “Oh my god, Bruce, you can’t just ask people why they’re not old!”
intergalactic-dorks: Its so strange to spend all your teenage years thinking you’re the ugliest creature in the world. An absolute swamp goblin, if you will. But then you stumble upon old teen photos when you’re 20 only to realise that you were
pukingrainb0ws: envycamacho: inchesndfalling: seppppy: kingsized: Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you
lady-stella: This old man hit on a group of young teenage girls in front of me. I prepared to defend them and one went, “you’re disgusting and too old to treat someone half your age this way. You’re harassing us. Fuck off ” I’m so proud of
satindolls: Summer Movie List — 6 / ? → Cat on a Hot Tin Roof [1958] “Life ain’t just a bunch of high spots. You’re a thirty-year-old kid. Soon you’ll be a fifty-year-old kid, pretendin’ you’re hearin’ cheers when there ain’t
burst-of-giggles: inchesndfalling: seppppy: kingsized: Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might
ever think you’re over some shit that happened to you but you realize as soon as it gets brought up, all the emotions/stress are still fresh as ever? hard to feel like you’re growing when old things from the past still get you upset
“That’s all you’re getting?” asked Mr. Crude. “I thought you wanted some snacks.”Sabrina smiled and replied, “You’re my snack, old man.”“If that’s true, why did you get a Diet Coke?”“You know how hot I get when I’m with you!
“I really like this weather, especially for December! How ‘bout you, old man?”“Anything that gets you to bare your skin is great with me, young lady.”“I should’ve known you’d say something like that. You’re just a horny old man, aren’t
becausemisogyny: You’re never too old to decide that you’re just a piece of meat for men. I bet you were pretty when you were younger, but now you’re just going to be a torture puppet.
enigmaticpink:I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re
minsulies:the toxic mentality that was forced upon us that once you turn 20 you’re already old and can’t do anything with your life. whoever thinks that they’re too late to live life, they’re not! there’s still so much time and so many things
penseesduchoeur: fuck you if life haven’t taught you how to say you’re sorry when you’re wrong. fuck you even if you are old enough. sorry
trusimplicity: The 12 year old girl that silenced the world for 6 minutes. Just watch it. I don’t care what you’re doing. If you’re listening to music, turn it off. If you’re talking to someone, shut up. Just watch it. You are what you do,
be-the-one-to-guide-me: seppppy: kingsized: Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your
sparrowsofthenight: realfr-nds: DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS
It’s such a unique feeling when you think about characters you’re attached to even if you’re not attached to the fandom. Like they’ll always be with you and you have fond memories with them, like they’re an old friend you’re happy to see.
rewrote: My mom looked at me the other day and said to me, “You’re 16 years old. You should be asking me for boy advice. You should be running to me crying because some asshole broke your heart. You should be telling me about drama that you’re
my-understanddings: Austin Robert Carlile. You’re now 25 years old. You were born, one generation ago. Your existence, has made mine easier. You are truly my inspiration. You are the reason I am alive and well right now. You’re the reason I no longer
edgegirls: Holly & Brittney Brittney: Oh, you’re our big sister’s boyfriend? You’re kinda cute. My name’s Brittney, and this is Holly. Holly: How old are we? Old enough! *giggle* Seguir leyendo
aureatestarlight:Folks with this whole “you’re old once you hit 25” mentality are just buying into a repackaged “you need to have your life figured out by 18 and if you’re not successful by 22 you’re a failure”
judgemebymyurldoyou: Did it ever occur to you that the music you’re listening to now you’ll hear again in 30 years on some oldies station in the car with your kid and you’ll remember listening to your favorite band on your old computer in your old
littlefallensoldier99: You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope. I hope you’ll make it to the day you’re 28 years old.Halsey Fuck it. I got to 29 years old.Can’t say I’ll see 30 tho…
everybodyilovedies: the-ace-of-stars: vimmuse: He just moved here from 1943. “If you’re from 1943, then why aren’t you old?” “Oh my god, Bruce, you can’t just ask people why they’re not old!” yes yes yes yes!!
orangeorc: exxxoticwomen: Beauty of booty “I’m so glad you’re done playing with all those old books…” said your wife, Talia. “Cauldrons and crystal balls are fun and all… but seriously, you’re too old to take all this Harry Potter nonsense
iwanttobeafirefly: funbacta: iwanttobeafirefly: I could buy the soul of each and every one of you. Hardly, let’s say you’re 80, and you’re a “rad” 80 year old using tumblr (because if you’re using the word rad, you must be 80). You started
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