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miaman: can you imagine the next time someone asks you if you’re planning on having kidsand you say “no”and they give that knowing smile and say “you will change your mind, someday”suddenly a time portal opens up and like 60-year-old version
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman: i love old ladies i’m at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognize each other and very sincerely one goes “holy shit you’re still alive!!” and the other says “i’m gonna outlive my husband
pain-threedaysgrace: SO, YOU’RE 13 YEARS OLD AND YOU READ THE WORD “ASEXUAL” ON TUMBLR AND NOW YOU THINK YOU ARE ASEXUAL?? That’s amazing, i’m happy for you, it’s wonderful that you found the word so early, there are so many people who spent
amovible: margaerypendragons: I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
nathamazing: adelexvang: I promise this video will make you smile. It will make you laugh. It’ll be worth your time. It’ll make you wish to never grow up. This video will let you know that you’re never too old for anything. Just watch it and
heavenescence: buttsexatmywindow: so my ten year old mother just walked into my room and said if you’re gay say what and i was like what and he closed his eyes and whispered so gay your ten year old mother
flutterjedi: weallhavegunsforhands: ch4in: nakedhermione: this is so perfect omg. This is adorable, and the fact that a six year old known the difference between you’re and your. Blows my mind. The fact that a six year old knows the difference
phemiec: policymic: Watch: 9-year-old Japanese girl can absolutely shred Stop what you’re doing and pay attention – Li-sa-x is in the building. No, she’s not Malcolm X’s lost Japanese grandchild. She’s a regular 9-year-old who happens to
fx43: davidjones78j: southernsideofme: bo-zel: roguemechanic: bo-zel: roguemechanic: takesabeating: guns-garlic-and-glory: I am old as dirt. Me too Wow, didnt know I was that old.. I don’t remember any of these… Because you’re young..
thehighbloodprince: I owe you a YOOGE thanks. You really did a number on that old loser. Without you, I never could have gotten the nomination. […] Aww, you’re feeling left out, aren’t you? Well, that’s just perfect. After all, I’ve only
bigbadsirandhislittlered: babyprincessa12: bigbadsirandhislittlered: babyprincessa12: alphadaddydom: coupleinlondon: Want me to pump my 40 year old seed into that 19 year old pussy little girl? Oh, you’re not on birth control. Perfect. 😈~Daddy
awwww-cute: Even at 18 years old, you’re never too old for a basket of dryer fresh towels
“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know
cherry-fizzy: dat-ensayne: I’m 20 years old and I’m already a bitter old man that hates the world and everyone in it. You’re not the only one.
readytake2: petermorwood: aber-flyingtiger: micdotcom: Watch: This 92-year-old World War II pilot owned the skies in her old spitfire plane Damned good show. The absolutely best and slightly choked-up bit for me: “Okay, Joy, when you’re
writing-prompt-s: You open your eyes to a hospital room full of people you don’t recognize. You’ve just been informed that you’re 10 years old and you’ve been in a coma. The life you lived was a dream. All 20 years of it.
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lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: revisiting book series from childhood is so weird when you’re significantly older than the protagonist. as an 8 year old kid i was like “wow he’s 13 thats so old and mature” but now im like…..what
sugarkisslove: emlestrange: artichoke-blooms: Everyone: You’re too old for Disney moviesMe: Most perfect bad lip reading ever. Never too old for Disney
folkman86: friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman: i love old ladies i’m at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognize each other and very sincerely one goes “holy shit you’re still alive!!” and the other says “i’m gonna outlive
weeklybrawl: when people say it’s problematic for a 37-year-old and a 32-year-old to date when people act like your gf is still 12 and not a grown-ass woman when people imply you’re closer to your gf’s mother in age than your gf when people reach
upallnightogetloki: cannedmuffins: 8bitrevolver: My room for old ass games. I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves. I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.”
edieparkersmoking: tyleroakley: getsby: watch this old woman trying pop rocks please You’re never too old to be trippin’ out of your fucking mind. im so happy I can’t believe this oh my god
“Do you like my outfit, old man?” asked Sabrina.“You know me… I like you no matter what you’re wearing,” replied Mr. Crude.“Yeah, I know you! You like me if I’m not wearing anything at all!”“Well, that, too. But to answer your
“Don’t be such a tease, young lady! If you’re going to do it, do it right!” said Mr. Crude.Sabrina paused for a moment and said, “Now you know what it’s like when you just barely touch me, old man!”“Yeah, but you love it! Plus, you know
Sabrina looked at Mr. Crude and asked, “What do you mean, old man?”“I mean, from the waist up, you look like you’re ready to go out, but from the waist down, you look like you want to stay inside and play. So, which is it, young lady?”Sabrina
justnabingaround: “you’re so immature” said the 14 year old to the 13 year old
lolsofunny: you better watch out you better not cry better not pout i’m telling you why you’re 10 years old and have an iPhone you little shit
basically-fer-oohz: but you’re watching old videos from your honeymoon and you come across this one of niall threatening to come pick you up and throw you in the pool if you didn’t come in with him
tyleroakley: getsby: watch this old woman trying pop rocks please You’re never too old to be trippin’ out of your fucking mind. this is the greatest thing ever though
hopefulmisanthrope:l3iii:So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr. Old friends senior blog sanctuary @fairyneko
exceptionallyyordinaryy: old folks are always telling stories starting with things like “back in the 40’s when I was a youngster”, WELL, when we’re old, we get to say “you know, back in the 12”
animeinagalaxyfaraway: gamerpassion: redfromvoid: My room for old ass games. I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves. I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.”
mullofkintyre: musicmoose: lifeissimplein11thdimension: Never gets old No. You’re right… It never gets old. lol
exemplaire-vixxen: 🐺Come in the evening, or come in the morning; Come when you’re looked for, or come without warning. Kisses and welcome you’ll find here before you, And the oftener you come here the more I’ll adore you!“ - Old Irish Sentiment💋🍀
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I kind of hate how as a kid you have it wired in to you to WANT to be able to drink coffee so bad but then when you’re an adult you wish you didn’t NEED coffee just to be able to finish a sentence in the morning
klanced: matt: mom!!!!!!!!!!!!! katie HIT me! colleen: … matt. you’re twelve years old. matt: yeah, but katie is FREAKISHLY strong for a four-year-old.
speakforthepapertigers: euphoniumnerd: mahleriana: Hi i am seven years old and i lauGhED FOREVER The longer you look the worse it gets
obediencekink-rev4: mommiesgirl02: Never do this when you’re 12 years old and spending the night in your super strict old fashion aunt that does not allow girls to wear pants OR jeans and also happens to be a preacher, lol. There is a story
training-your-property: You’re not the first to be bound to the old sawhorse, plaything. And you won’t be the last.In time, you’ll learn what the others have. My word is all you need to listen to. It will shape the rest of your life. You