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If you’re going on business trip, it’s always good to travel along with your secretary. She will help you with all your needs…
“Oh, hello Hiroto… I’m just in the middle of something…But it’s great you’re here! Can you please give me a hand with her? She’s my favourite student and I want to reward her for her study achievements but these young girls are
“Hello, Mr. Smith, I’ve heard that you’re the one who knows how to fuck young girls really good. Can you please show me?â€
Everything turns hot in a sauna! Especially if you’re Spanish babe Carolina Abril and you meet a dirty grandpa there :)Â
If you’re a rich grandpa who employs a young French maid you can look forward to lot of French kissing and love-making :)
What to do if you’re a young horny girl who wants fuck badly but you cannot get your unexperienced boyfriend’s cock hard? The best solution is to call his chubby dad for help!
dominiquelarue: You were the best dad I ever had. You chose a substance over the relationship we shared. You were my everything. I would kill to have my old daddy back. I don’t think you realize how your absence is killing me especially when you’re
stephiejo90:“Ummmm big brother….now do agree I’m old enough to help out when you’re horny?” My lil sis was old enough to help me out when i was horny!!
amovible: margaerypendragons: I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
nerdwegian: gamerpassion: redfromvoid: My room for old ass games. I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves. I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.” But
redfromvoid: My room for old ass games. I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves. I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.” But whatever, I own my own house
bimbodreams: bimboisbetter: “Are you kidding me? Master tells you to make him something for dessert, and you bring him store-bought cupcakes? You’ve got to learn your place around here - forget your old life, you’re a bimboslave now, just
“If for one minute you think you’re better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn’t
incorrect48quotes:Myao: So, no slip ‘n’ slide?Yuihan: Aren’t you a little too old for that?Myao: I mean, you can go home if you’re not having fun.Myao: Do you want me to walk you out?
Happy 27th Birthday, Alex! Do you still feel younger than you thought you would by now? Or, darling, have you started feeling old yet? Don’t worry, I’m sure that you’re still breaking hearts with the efficiency that only youth can harness.
aztechnology: aztechnology: there’s a lot of heinous tropes out there but can we agree that “1000 year old woman looks like an eternal 10-year-old” is probably one of the fucking worst you’re right! i’m a fool!
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman: i love old ladies i’m at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognize each other and very sincerely one goes “holy shit you’re still alive!!” and the other says “i’m gonna outlive my husband
trashfirefallon: When you make old fashion steel cut oats with real maple syrup and brown sugar and pour milk over it and you get transported to 1700s new england and you’re just a farm hand eating a meal you know will keep you full until dusk
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: why do people defend snapelike “i understand i’m at least 30 years old and you’re a 12 year old boy with dead parents, but your dad and his friends were mean to me in highschool so i’m going to take that out on
bcrude: “Do you like my outfit, old man?” asked Sabrina.“You know me… I like you no matter what you’re wearing,” replied Mr. Crude.“Yeah, I know you! You like me if I’m not wearing anything at all!”“Well, that, too. But to answer
temiree: This is Brigg, an old character of a semi-distant friend of mine! I felt compelled to make fanart for some reason. There’s only one super old art piece left of Brigg online so I mostly had to go off memory for him. X) I hope you’re doing
8bitrevolver: My room for old ass games. I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves. I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.” But whatever, I own my own house
misterjerms: redfromvoid: My room for old ass games. I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves. I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.” But whatever, I own
aromanticharuka: are you kidding me rn you’re a 3000 year old spirit who wears a school jacket like it’s a flowing epic hero cape you literally run around with that thing slung over your shoulders and that’s 100% you and you think it looks amazing
cobwebkitten: send me a number 🖤 1. are you religious? 2. what animal do you think you’re most like? 3. how do you take your coffee? 4. how old were you when you had your first kiss? 5. museum date or aquarium date? 6. do you have any tattoos or
diapersxx: At 17 you never imagined you would be going to bed in pampers. The girl you’re babysitting thought she was way too old to wear diapers at bedtime. You told her you used to pee the bed and had to wear diapers at night too, to help her
aconissa: you’re perfectly within your rights to hate a ship. we’re not 8 years olds, we’re mature enough to be past the love-everything-happy-fun-times stage. but it’s not okay to harass people for liking a ship, to post hate in that ship’s
politelyexplicit:politelyexplicit:molicious05:😂OMG 🤣🤣@radpeachfirevoid ummm you’re not quite that old right? Update…. @radpeachfirevoid is in fact that old 🤷♀️🤣🤣
sissypussy-galore: I am 22 years old! This is my sissy clit ;) As hard as it gets! Aww, poor little faggot. At least you get it, you have pantyhose on, you know you’re inferior, you accept your inferiority, you know your place. That’s good, dominants
lyonside: stormqueen280: australianpikachu: j6: chuzzus: It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009… I can’t believe all these bops were released in the same year We’re old JFC, I’m old. You know, popwise, 2009 was a very good vintage.
thefuuuucomics: “Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1” oh my GOD
allteensrelate: xxno11: allteensrelate: follow us for all your favorite relatable posts, from teens for teens! how do we know you’re not a bunch of creepy 40 year olds? could a bunch of 40 year olds do this? Checkmate.
delicious-loki-charms: You better not shout You better not cry You better not pout I’m telling you why You’re 11 years old and you have an iPhone, you little shit.
jealousgf: Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this: 1. First impression:2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh:5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature:7. Have I ever had a crush on you:8. You’re my:9. Should you
crittercentral:Lab bunnies need a good home. They’re only babies (6 months old) and since they’re no longer “useful” they need homes or will be euthanized. Please spread this around! And if you’re in the area PLEASE consider adopting or fostering!!!
champzagne: when you’re hanging out with old ppl and something weird happens and you’re like pLEASE DONT DIE ON ME
jackson-falahee: Of course I want to get married. You do? Yes! I want us to have kids and a house and a dog and grow old and die within a week of each other. But I want to say “yes” because we’re in a good place, not because you’re afraid that
domnator: You’re gonna remember me for the rest of your life. Be jacking off to me popping this cherry when you’re an old fucking man.
marsincharge: demonic-lionfish: marsincharge: You’re not an adult at 16 bc tbh, you’re BARELY an adult at 18. Adults citing ages of consent to justify being attracted to 16 year olds are always going to be trash. If teens are hooking up, they
automata-systemata-hydromata: gcnsey: quarantine is just having to confront your old hyperfixations as they resurface one by one like you’re scott pilgrim and they’re each one of ramona’s exes It seems you might be losing your fight against a Scott
katara: if you’re targetting 17 year olds in high school its only because they’re “easy” to begin with its not like you want to do anything besides fuck them its unlikely romance is involved
14inches: piercingjaimesveil: 30 year old men don’t laugh this way. Sorry Vic, you’re not fooling me. I know you’re only 17. aM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS CRYGIN BECAUSE MIKE TURNS AROUND LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AND HIS INITIAL REACTION IS TO CLAP HIS FUCKING
busybuckybeaver: 2013v2: Inna, Vanna, and Valentina from the old Galitsin-News site. I like this, except for the shoes. If you’re wearing shoes, you’re not naked, and that’s a fact. In my opinion, naked is better. Unlike a rather large number
doodles4days: Quartz Sisters!Re-make of an ancient comic from my last art blog. If you still have the original or followed my old blog, you’re qualified for a veterans discount.Buy me a Coffee
champzagne:when you’re hanging out with old ppl and something weird happens and you’re like pLEASE DONT DIE ON ME
that feeling at 2am when you’re about to go the bed but Rhapsody of Fire pops out in the playlist and you’re a shitty 14 yr old again
cobwebcutie: send me a number 🖤1. are you religious?2. what animal do you think you’re most like?3. how do you take your coffee?4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?5. museum date or aquarium date?6. do you have any tattoos or piercings?
frantzfandom: notsuperstitious: You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
