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jhonnyspot: “Are you sure you’re okay? I only ask cause it looks like you’re really struggling to hold it the same way my 3-year old daughter really struggles to hold it before wetting her Pampers” (Listening to her compare my stamina to her
ladieswhospank: cougarzcave: Cougars Cave http://cougarzcave.tumblr.com “Don’t try to tell me you’re too old for a spanking when you misbehave. Get my hairbrush right now. You’re going over my knee for a bare bottom spanking.”
futures-for-discovering: Some of the old hands here know what you’re in for. The rest of you? You’re due an education.
kaitoukicl: kaworufanclub: lotr4lyfe: Seriously though you’re single because all you care about is anime and that means you’re still 5 years old. dang maybe lord of the rings for life is onto something
mikalopsia: wordsmatty: Wait, I’m 32…fuck, am I old? You’re so old. Old as balls. Well, they are also 32. LoL
How to care for your favorite RP Blogs, A guide for Non-RPers
adriofthedead:Just what is it with some folks on Tumblr and the growing sentiment against users who are over 20 years old? idfgiand god help you if you’re 25+ with a blog because then you’re straight up assumed to be some kind of sexual predator or
kuroodod: Collab between - myself and http://www.furaffinity.net/user/artz —— Being an eevee can be tough. You’re shorter than most your buds till you evolve. Even if you’re close to 30 years old. But that never stops Artz from enjoying some size
masterlovehurts: Modern Slut Tip:You’re getting older, but you’re still a milf and you’ve finally landed a husband, but he has a nineteen-year-old daughter from a previous marriage who lives with him?It’s important to bust out your biggest strap-on
masterlovehurts: “You’re- You’re fucking my daughter in the ass!” she shouted when she walked in and spotted her boyfriend with her nineteen-year-old daughter bent over the couch. “I thought you two would never start to get along! Oh my God!
wittlesissybaby: “That’s right, I said ‘get over my knees!’ You wanna keep taking your diaper off? Fine. You’re gonna get a nice good spanking the old fashioned way, and you’re not gonna have a diaper to provide any cushion for the hell
sbstianstan: Quasi, take it from an old spectator. Life’s not a spectator sport. If watchin’ is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without you. - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
screnwriter-old-deactivated2021:enemies to lovers prompts that make me believe in love when you’re in denial about your feelings for your enemy (you refuse to admit the truth) so the antagonist tortures your enemy, threatening to kill them as you’re
chrisynova: thesongbirds: fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible. This was beautiful to read
wolfstravelsinmind:mrmattegrey:18+ only folks, if you’re under 18 I will report you for following me. Sorry…there are situations that you’re not ready for…there are situations that even 45 year olds aren’t mature enough to process.
allteachersaresluts: “It doesn’t matter how old you are or how dumpy your bottom is. If you’re a teacher in pantyhose and high heels, you’re automatically every boy’s fantasy.”
fagbrielreyes: myosotis-tageteserecta: j-uwu-ish: j-uwu-ish: “You’re the only (x) year old I would date” is a warning sign “I feel bad about dating you because you’re so young” is a warning sign “But because it’s US I know it’s
GEMMA: They need to do that. Show respect.TARA: Oh, please.GEMMA: Don’t just toss that off. You’ve earned that, sweetheart. You’re not just some croweater. You’re Jax Teller’s old lady, and that means something. In this clubhouse, and in this
kaworufanclub: lotr4lyfe: Seriously though you’re single because all you care about is anime and that means you’re still 5 years old. dang maybe lord of the rings for life is onto something
excalibelle: autistic-knight-errant: ‘My three year old cousin is autistic and you’re nothing like him!’ Well there’s an easy explanation for that. You see, he is a toddler and I am an adult. ‘My adult cousin is autistic and you’re nothing
nayaxwrites:My Brother’s CoachMethod Man as Davis CarterWARNING: SMUT, 21+, FINGERING, ORAL SEX, AGE GAP. You’re a 23 year old cheerleader at NCCU. You’re also a senior and will be graduating in a few months. You were ready to start your life as
the-treble: captain-snark: it’s no wonder slytherins are all like ‘fuck the rest of you’ like fred and george weasley booed at an 11 year old who got sorted into Slytherin. like fuckin imagine you’re 11 and at HOGWARTS and you’re a fucking
necroluste: I hate stupid metalheads that think just because you’re mostly into a determined type of metal, you must follow a dress code, and like act you’re ”evil”, specially black metal fans. I also hate that old metalheads that think just
What Greta and all those little girls are doing isn't "saving the world" you stupid fucks. They're not even old to vote. They have no power. They are begging you to act. THEIR WORDS ARE A CALL TO ACTION BUT YOU'RE ALL TOO BUSY NOMINATING THEM FOR PRIZES
cheatingonaloser: “My husband couldn’t dream of fucking me like you do. You’re so much fucking bigger than that tiny dick old man baby. You’re so much better than he is.”
thesongbirds: fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
fake-mermaid: niggaquisha: unative: OH MICKEY YOU’RE SO FINE YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY, HEY HEY HEY MICKEY i cant believe this movie is 13 years old already omg what omg
pas-se: mind-fucks: fake-mermaid: niggaquisha: unative: OH MICKEY YOU’RE SO FINE YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY, HEY HEY HEY MICKEY i cant believe this movie is 13 years old already omg what omg Bring it on this is the shit Ye
“I think this tree is too small, old man! We need to get a taller tree,” Sabrina told Mr. Crude.“Only if you’re prepared to decorate it, young lady… and take it all down, too,” he replied.“You’re such a grinch!”“What? You don’t
“Alright, young lady! What do you think you’re doing outside in your undies?” asked Mr. Crude.“I’m getting your attention, old man! And once I’ve got it, I’ll set this umbrella down so nobody can see what you’re doing to me,” replied
unclefather: 4stringsarecool: unclefather: Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr Personally I actually don’t mind the new tumblr it seems nice c: That’s because you’re a fake fan who doesn’t appreciate their old work.
kyleehenke: Being in your 20s is like being in your teens again only you don’t have to go to school and you’re suddenly allowed to buy houses and have babies and you’re like what the hell I’m like 3 years old how is it legal to do any of this
latebrafactum: Just because you’re my husband’s old college roommate spending the night doesn’t mean you have the right to… … oh God!… Shit!… YES! That’s it bitch. Fuck my hard cock! You’re gonna’ be my whore the rest of the night!
simpl-i: fake-mermaid: niggaquisha: unative: OH MICKEY YOU’RE SO FINE YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY, HEY HEY HEY MICKEY i cant believe this movie is 13 years old already omg what omg i always thought he was so hot hahah
escapades-with-mcb: As the old Gravity Falls legend goes… whether you’re naughty OR nice, a jolly little triangle will break into your house and eat all your food (and leave you spiders and nightmares if you’re lucky)
