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If your parties don’t look like this then you’re probably missing something…(Maybe you should invite Julie Skyhigh next time ;) )
If you’re a young girl and you’re visiting Torbe in order to get you pussy pounded it’s polite to invite also your sister…(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)
If you’re a young girl and you’re visiting Torbe in order to get you pussy pounded it’s polite to invite also your sister…(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)
When you’re having your dinner and you are wondering what are those drops on the floor…not knowing it’s actually your grandpa’s cum dripping from the pussy of your handmaiden.
Grandpas: “Hello, we just noticed that you’re here all alone. Don’t you need any help? Girl: Oh, thank you for your interest, gentlemen. You can actually apply a sunscreen on my body. (…) Hmmm. You’re doing it in a very pleasing way!
Grandpa Yamada suggested to Nozomo that they could have sex together and she was like “don’t act like you’re even able to fuck me, you old geezer” and sticked her tongue out at him. But the tricky grandpa took advantage of that situation and
itsallgoodtogo: “Are you sure I’m not too fat? Please tell me the truth. “Oh no mom, you’re fine. You’re a little meaty but I’d fuck you for sure.” Find horny willing grannies here!
Most older ladies don’t think they’re still sexy. We want to change that. If you’re 55 , girls, we’d all love to see you…
“ Old photo in Africa, O-Unit’s Sylf and B-unit’s Emma and Jace on an elephant. “
At first, she was like “no, you’re too old to be my lover” but then…(Source: NDRA-023)
″So, you can’t sleep because you’re too horny? Oh girl, I know a way how to help you!”(Source: PPPD-508)
“Well, I was told you’re really great mechanic and you know how to handle your tools. So, show me that tool between your legs, please!”
yaoi-blcd: Old Xian update of [19 Days], translated by Yaoi-BLCD. IF YOU USE OUR TRANSLATIONS YOU MUST CREDIT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!!!!!! (OLD XIAN). DO NOT USE FOR ANY PRINT/ PUBLICATIONS/ FOR PROFIT REASONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR!!!!!
″Oh, were you just masturbating? Don’t be embaressed because of that! You’re an adult woman now and it’s natural that your body has its needs. I will help you satisfy them, is it OK for you?” (Source: VENU-712)
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)Viola is now 18 years old, so there is the right time to teach her something about sex…At first, grandpa Richie thought that it would be good to read her something from the famous sex-education book “You’re
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)Viola is now 18 years old, so there is the right time to teach her something about sex…At first, grandpa Richie thought that it would be good to read her something from the famous sex-education book “You’re
Oh, no! Grandpa Yamada, it’s good you’re fucking young girls but you shouldn’t pull out before cumming! This is not the way how to stop aging of Japanese population - it’s necessary to always cum inside and make girls pregnant! (Source: SDMU-686)
thedominantdaddyblog: You’ve been a very bad boy. You’re never too old to learn how to give an Old Fashioned Hairbrush Spanking
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)“Nooo, you’re to young to fuck me, Takashi! I’m interested only in the guys who are over 65!” said Tia to 54 years old man who wanted to jump her bones.“And what if I bring in my 46 years old friend to help
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)“Nooo, you’re to young to fuck me, Takashi! I’m interested only in the guys who are over 65!” said Tia to 54 years old man who wanted to jump her bones.“And what if I bring in my 46 years old friend to help
When you forget to close the curtain when you’re showering and your uncle gets too horny seeing you…
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Susan Wayland; stop getting old.
yourdadfucksme: If you’re old enough to look at porn, you’re old enough to suck my dick.
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AU - The Wolf’s Cub “What are you singing to her, Doctor?” “I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”
You’re probably better off waiting, Steven
supcl4ra: you’re my s a t e l l i t e so you might or might not have noticed how i had a feels explosion after update #140 of 19 days this afternoon hehe… well, the intense emotions provoked by this new chapter lead to the creation of a fanmix (which
strictly-fandoms: do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
oiltipped: some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened! me, a 22yr old:
-nostalgist: Why do people feel the need to tell you that you’re going to regret your tattoos when you’re old? I hope when you’re old, you regret not having a tattoo like the rest of the old people around you.
killette: “How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.
: If you’re old enough to use the internet unsupervised, then you’re old enough to learn how to avoid content that upsets you. Adult fans and content creators are NOT your babysitters.
juanleona:churrobboy:when your mom walks in on my bros and I Sally, you’re not on birth control are you?Uh…uh…no.Good. I don’t want to see your brothers pulling out either. If you’re old enough to fuck, you’re old enough to have babies,
leepacey: When men – producers – say, ‘You’re old,’ to me that is the most laughable fucking ridiculous thing a moron could ever say. By the time you’re 28 you’re expired, you’re playing mommy roles. We’re not the ones putting ourselves
you can tell if someone is super obese irl if they refer to you with the following words in internet fights:
You’re stone monolithic, baby.
crrocs: pros to having kids: you get to name them whatever you want they’ll be alive when you die they’ll take care of you when you’re old cons to having kids: the emo phase THEY’RE SO EXPENSIVE LIKE JESUS they’ll be 12 they’ll cry a lot
if you’re old enough to harass people online, you’re old enough to face the consequences.
HEY ’90S KIDS, YOU’RE OLD: COPING WITH THE NEW GENERATION GAP
tanae-briana: alexbelvocal: bellygangstaboo: A tale in 4 pictures. You’re doing amazing sweetie Tamron Hall looks exactly the same way she did when I was 8 yrs old and used to wake up and watch the news before school. Crazy!
robovacation: adorable-master: skittlemask: This is one of my favorite parts Sebastian you’re 1000+ years old. It’s time to get over your midlife crisis and face the fact that you’re old. kill that little shit sebastian
milfson: - Thanks for sticking up for me today and protect me from those bastards in the Park. It was very dangerous, three of them were armed, but you’re not scared. My hero. I am very grateful to you …You’re a real man.I was grateful to this
Some people say they are “too old” for hickeys. What? You’re too old for passion and rough sex?
... You're always babbling
we think the dog is sad because she’s already blind and so old she’s going deaf as well she can’t hear us say she’s a good dog
prisonhannibal:you literally aren’t old in your twenties idk who decided that but it’s bullshit. youre not even an adult until youre 18, what, do you have a 4-5 year window to (legally) do shit you couldn’t even do before and then you’re old and
jimintxt:if you’re a minor don’t fucking date adults. it’s not safe no matter what anyone says or how you feel about them. don’t fucking do it. wait until you’re old enough to not be so blatantly taken advantage of. their intentions are not
“you’re old enough to pay for your own things”
kernalmustache: condensedbloodmilk: onlinegf: why are 15 year olds so angry healthcare
jaclcfrost: 18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.
you’re welcome
faeriedust: being a woman is a constant trap. when you are old you are thrown away. but being young isn’t enough because you’re only one woman. you can be pretty but you’re not the only pretty girl in the world. he will cheat. you must be eternally
you know you’re old when people think of Don Patch first before thinking of Ristar
You make me laugh and you’re one of my favorite people to see on here, so have an old Garnet doodle with the insane curls I always give her :,) <3 thanks for being amazing and you! (by @bella-aubri)
bibrownboy: myyoungfadedchubbychaser: bibrownboy: bigxgirlsxlovexsex fucking me with the dildo until I cum nice timing with the Old Spice jingle You win!!! You’re awesome for noticing that because I didn’t at first, and it’s great! You’re
bimasternoah2: https://sellfy.com/p/mz2P/ Hot and sexy Giant Feet are the center of attention and you are an old senior citizen who has forked over tons of cash to look at his powerful dirty feet. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re exempt