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What girlfriends/boyfriends are good for. I want someone to iron my clothes. I hate ironing clothes. Apply now and let’s break up later.
Casca’s dream in her potato mode look like something you’ll see in a 90′s nickelodeon show, or more likely on MTV Oddities… It’s a piece of artSchierke is all likeMan they’re for a treat
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
askdofu: asktrafalguy: asktherubberman: asktrafalguy: asktherubberman: asktrafalguy: UNHAND ME YOU STRETCHED PIECE OF CONDOM I AM NOT A SACK OF POTATOES #StopLuffy2k14 STOP YELLING!! YOU’RE FREAKING OUT UCY, IDIOT!!! NO. what
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robinrealhood: no matter what you believe in, whether you’re religious or not, whether you have one god, twenty gods or no god i think we can all agree that potatoes in all their versatile forms are fuckin beautiful
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
thunderupton: can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves? “you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop. a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or
What have you got there, Ash? Habanero potato chips!!! They don’t look that hot! How bad could they be? Chomp! WAGHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH Maybe they’re a little hot after all
jordanreet: Trying to be healthier, then? –Nothing wrong with that, I just wouldn’t want you to think you’re not already gorgeous. There’s nothing wrong with eating potatoes and steak once in a while, though. Yeah. Guess I just chose my words
juicy-ger: sh4rki: You are not a potato, you are a human being with thoughts and feelings and you are beautiful. this is quite possibly the stupidest thing that Ihave seen on tumblr… NO SHIT YOU’RE NOT A FUCKING POTATO
manafromheaven: beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on reading A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
unfortunatelyunoriginal: if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence
The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. Moral of the story; it's about what you're made of. Not your circumstances.
notsufferingfrominsanity: beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
best-of-funny: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: a bug has infiltrated my bathroom I’ve decided to name it Jim Jim walks the not-so-red carpet you’re a star, Jim Jim edorses oral hygiene Jim doesn’t even
fairyneko: sheelovesher: First of all, you not about to be on here looking like an amazing piece of fruit I promise I’m a lumpy potato in person She a sweet potato, I swear.But also like a peach? So like a sweet poteach?
Because you shit out the French fries three hours later because your body can’t digest them properly because they’re not actually fUCKING POTATOES
a-sweetheart-being-40: vinnyvienna: zaveur: When you’re trying to not be a perv but nature keeps fucking with you! It’s hard…so hard! I definitely saw a veiny cock before I saw a sweet potato! 😂😂
muffintop-less: “The same boiling water that softens potatoes, hardens eggs. It’s all about what you’re made of, not your circumstances.” No matter what you might be going through, you have the power within yourself to not only withstand
