youre me
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find youre me on porn pin board
youre me clips
onelittlekingdom: Hi Mr. JD, first time submitting but I’ve been following your blog for a while now. I’m dressing up today for a little friend coming over, so I thought I’d share my outfit. Hope you’re having a great day ♡Good morning to you
borderlinedeerling: love it when you’re doing Just Fine™ and suddenly your brain is like “you could chug all your pills right now and kill yourself” like thank yoouuu edgelord
bobosweet: What if the person you think is too cool to talk to thinks that you’re too cool to talk to
vaginatrainer: When he pulls down his pants and you’re not sure if you can handle it
box316: im literally so sorry if you’re my friend and i don’t talk to you often
Make me you’re one and only
babypithair: sammygetthesalt: if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands i’ll clap later
When you’re reading a slow burn fic and the new chapter is marked NSFW
gyarukocchi: bubblysuggestion: you’re someone’s dream person can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then
zenja-soba: When you’re clearly underleveled for a boss but you attempt it anyway:
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
You know you're a Feedee/Fatty when...
You know you're fucked up when..
knownsub: I thought I would send you something a little bit different. :) I hope you’re having a great year so far! - wordsmatty This is awesome :) it’s always nice to get a submission from a lovely blog. Looking very smart too :) post this for
wordsmatty: knownsub: I thought I would send you something a little bit different. :) I hope you’re having a great year so far! - wordsmatty This is awesome :) it’s always nice to get a submission from a lovely blog. Looking very smart too :)
regirocknroll: when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
thekingofwinter: takohai: glitteringknight: “Your highness” is gender neutral. So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns. That’ll work. alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord” please
disorder:when you’re having a family dinner and everyone starts asking you what your future plans are
you're in my veins, you fuck
fuckyeahimnaked: Guys! Guys, look at my awesome belt buckle! (You’re not looking at my belt buckle, are you…) Happy Topless Tuesday. I was naked in a tree today. Reed is the best college and I am glad to be back in school.
littlekingcorona: When you’re about to leave your room but you hear guests over at your house yup lol
When you think you're special
busket: my tumblr still hasn’t updated this is like watching a horror movie where you fucking know the killer is jsut around the corner and you’re just fucking waiting for the murder
fuglypudding: do you ever realise you’re a really boring person and just
wow /wow/ are you seriously that fucking dumb
You know what, I may get super embarrassed about the Fili/Kili stuff I put up, but the ship’s helped me make friends with some really cool people. I’m super thankful for that. Also, whenever I see people I’m friends with like those
buffyprescott: when your ship is going through some angst but you’re chilling because you love the drama
joshifereverlark: ayaisamazing: It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or plain, tall or short, or have things all over your face, because what truly matters is what’s inside you. this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post
asianobsessed: Do you ever start writing a message to someone and rewrite it like five times and then just delete it and go away because you’re too nervous to interact with them
just-laff: never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
pokedexterslaboratory: When you’re up late on Skype or Tumblr and your friends tell you to stop But I’m shipping shippers and I still need tejk;nsdgk;dsfngdfj;kndfkjndfk;df ISDKfgjh
dragoneyes: trzynastyksiezyc: talkdowntowhitepeople: idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the
marymacdonald: social anxiety is realizing you’re lonely, not wanting to be lonely, being handed and opportunity not to be lonely, and still choosing to be lonely because despite every previous indicator that you would be welcome to join in on other
marymacdonald: social anxiety is realizing you’re lonely, not wanting to be lonely, being handed an opportunity not to be lonely, and still choosing to be lonely because despite every previous indicator that you would be welcome to join in on other
if you're waiting for me to take a hint
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
when you randomly remember a good time with someone you're no longer close to
breenwolf: when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping
redemancy:breenwolf:when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping#i’m so sorry about some of the things my eyeballs have read
coluring: the struggle when you just ate but you’re still hungry
When you look sweet and innocent but you're actually a disgusting little slut.
Hey, did you guys know there was an Attack on Titan chapter released this month? Like there has been for the last seventy-some months?Wild, right?Who could have possibly guessed and made time for posts about such unexpected content?Not me, obviously.
Ummmm, so if any of you fools want to send me some nekkid pics I would gladly masturbate to them.
Have you ever been so horny you're mad about it
jeimelannister:when you’re watching something and you realize where the plot is going
okidoki-artichoki: encourage: lubricates: jolyene: “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying
threefeline: did-you-kno: The Ruggie is a pressure-sensitive alarm clock that won’t shut off until you’re standing on it. Source
darshanapathak: Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
When 18 year old boys are hitting on you and you’re making old men uncomfortable
You're now legally obligated to fight me IRL
kazimirskontrol: Took me a long time to decide whether I wanted to post this or not, but I’m not getting any younger! (P.S. These are my favourite boxers. Say what you want about the picture, but these are the comfiest damn animal print cockholders
mac-senpai: jugo-de-mango: browngirlblues: jugo-de-mango: browngirlblues come cuddle with me On my way For real !!!! Haha yea me too 👽 ^who dis?
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
