youre me
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You’re going to love me when I’m angry…
You’re a big tits guy right? these big enough for you?
Hmu if you’re local and you want to fall in love/have some crazy good sex.
eakiffh: If you’re not swooning over Vex’s new set over at Gods Girls already then you should be doing so RIGHT NOW because holy wow is it amazing.
You know what? Fuck it.
hamlinton:When you realize you’re drunk
You're kinda weird, but funny. I like you, dude.
You're pretty bizarre... Like, in a good way. Because it's hilarious. Anyway, can I call you insert weird name here?
dirtyfoxes: Hey girl, you’re stunning! Hope you like my submission, I’d just woken up from a wet dream :3 Best submission evvverrr, guys look how amazing she looks! Follow her -http://onenakedsunday.tumblr.com/
Love, love, LOVE her! ponyrides: dancing in my skimpy red lingerie! thank you to a certain sexy someone for the lingerie. he has good taste, yeah? (link to video without weird side panels here: VIDEO) while you’re there, check out the other videos
maturesabine:Oh wow, thank you so much for that wonderful photo. Your penis is looking so sexy and inviting to ride on for hours. So thick and very hard. I’m missing this often. I’m masturbating and fantasising now, that’s a sexy moment you’re
hey, you’re not taking pictures up my skirt, are you senpai!?~
honeythe-elfqueen: bimbodollhouse: give it all to me, pretty please? With a body like that, you’re going to get everything I have, in every hole. xo
fearfulsymm3try: sillybabysio:Real talk is there a way to get @shylittlebaby to acknowledge my existence? Will do cute/embarrassing things. @shylittlebaby Send me a gif of you peeing on yourself.
You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die
storysurfer: Hey everybody, I’m working on a small project concerning the four Hogwarts houses, and I’d appreciate your help,if you’re willing. Here’s how: Please reblog this only if you are a Gryffindor only reblog once, or you’ll throw off
bl-ossomed: i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
The canvas that is me
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
thisishangingrockcomics: #justnonconfrontationalthings: when they get your order wrong somewhere but you’re so overly sympathetic to the plight of food service work you take the coffee that you did not want and thank them bc the thought of making
hotcheetoprincess: there is really nothing wrong with having never kissed anybody or having sex till you’re in your 20’s and i actually know so many girls who are in their 20’s and insecure about this which just tells me how normal it is
apolloette: When you’re the healer and people decide to be rude to you, forgetting that you control whether they live or die
shippingsabrieliam: What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version
moderately-whelmed: DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONEAND YOU DO ITAND THEN YOU’RE LIKE SHIT I FUCKED UP
widdershinsgirl: cleromancy: how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated Several times an hour.
lowerclass-uppercase: kjellbergpie: dearmyblank: Dear past self, You fucking idiot. Dear current self, You’re also a fucking idiot. Dear future self, Still a fucking idiot, aren’t you?
sparkleseal: when someone tries to kill you cause you’re the medic but you kill them first
personalperformance: You know you’re hung when even Magnum XL condoms are this tightly stretched around your cock, and I’m only at like, 85% hard here. Since a few of you seem to be interested, I figured I’d share this from my other blog.
ryoji-dearest: i read all your tags even if i don’t comment on them i read them and it makes me happy when people put EXTRA THINGS in their tags so if you’re ever wondering if someone read your tag i didand it made me happy
The type of girl that teases you all day long knowing you're going to fuck her into the mattress when you get home...
wanderlustsensuousaquarius: pearlmarley: my-tigerlily: pearlmarley:I sure hope I don’t have any trump supporters that follows me on tumblr 🤔 Same here. Unfollow if you are And if you’re a white person who says the “n” word After I posted
Please Pancake , don’t mind me … As long as you’re comfortable, it’s ok for me ! -.-’’
keepitgayyx: twenyonepilots: do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude currently
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
You're the type of girl I'd take out to eat with my parents. Then slip my hands under the table and play with you. To see if you can can keep quiet.
awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
downwitharistotle: parents: okay we’re heading out see you later me: bye *parents leave the house* me: time,,, to sin.
badndngirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
whycantibetherealme: Do you ever just need to be touched? Not even in a sexual way, just touched. A hug, a pat on the back, a squeeze of your hand. Just fucking anything to make you feel like you’re still real.
igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself
kingkitsu: smoothierox: ifollowbadblogs: “you’re an adult now” “you need to choose a career” “you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”
scryptixdoodles: scryptixdoodles: tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do
yarky: yarky: manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side its always me picking up the cats maybe im the bad boy
thingssthatmakemewet:Look 👏 at 👏 how 👏 handsome 👏 my 👏man 👏 is 👏 Excuse me while I drool all over these snaps @mossyoakmaster sent me 😍🤤 like hot DAMN 😍🤤🔥 You’re too kind babe! 🙈🙈🙈🥰🥰❤️😘😘😘
kingkitsu: smoothierox: ifollowbadblogs: “you’re an adult now” “you need to choose a career” “you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”
jasperzine: jasperzine: To field off any further questions, this is exactly what’s going on: When I started this project my work wasn’t particularly busy and I had three other co-workers working with me. Since the start of January, work has become
Don’t ever let yourself be pulled back into someone toxic just because you miss them.Don’t ever justify giving back into that person by saying you’re trying to find closure. You can find closure without them.Sometimes healing means letting things
When I refer to myself as fat, it’s not in a negative way. I’m fat that’s just one it is. I use those terms endearingly and for what it is. You’re not making me feel better about myself by telling me otherwise. Semantics and suger
Jen, is this you?
My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”? I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes. The best part is “who needs sleep you’re only
bullshitcockroach: when you hate a picture you’re drawing but you’ve spent too much time/effort on it to just scrap it
you're after my robot bee!
You already had me arrested >:(((le-catty-cat)but that was for a different reason entirely now you’re going to jail for being adorable
When you gotta go out but you’re leaving on the stuff you’ve just dressed up in.. those pictures are to come!
