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You need to be put in your place after an evening of walking on your hind legs and talking to me like you’re people
Hey you, seen the cool stuff you’re missing out on in my private blog? This is way better with sound, hearing me moan makes everything better
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sextathlon: “Hi love! Hope you’re well. I’m trying to grow my butt with squats! Haha hope you like it :) xoxo"Oh my Lord, you look amazing!
*thinks about their actual first ever SU nsfw art*wow that was so fucking furry of me - I should try it again sometime
Guess who’s getting her snapchat set back up!If you guessed me, you’re right
trytobegoodforme: You’re gonna be a good girl and gag and drool for me like a pitiful little plaything aren’t you?
a lot of personal blogs, full of non porn are following me and I feel like your dirty secret… I like it.
If you need help with your boner and if you‘re into ass fucking you should watch my new video
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
sharkosupreme:Someone: stop saying you’re sorry so much Me, someone with little to no control over my anxious impulses: 🙂
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a
duskyhuedladysatan: girlwholovesturtles: gaymermell: do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for
melon-official: slightmayhem: attentiondeficitstarscream: if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting
disastertiffic: disastertiffic: Saying “I’m back on my bullshit” is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit you’re talking about unless you’ve made it obvious before or while saying
Right that’s it the work day is finally over I’m outta here! have a great weekend everyone and for those who are only just starting their day or half way through I hope you have a good friday and before you know it you’re on your way home to start
classically-curvaceous: I just wanted to send a little thank you for always being such a sweetheart. :) Ohhhh you babe! You’re delicious Wordsmatty :D Thank you for being awesome!
lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: That’s no moon…wait, yes it is. :) Happy Starrings Thursday. -wordsmatty Well, You took care of the quote for me! Quite perfectly. I guess all that’s left to do is lay back and admire… and drool a little. ; ) You’re
hentaiyarou: Audio requests I’m sitting on (thought I should acknowledge them since some are kind of old. So sorry if you’re one of the people who asked for something loud ages ago. It’s simply not possible to feel safe being noisy in a college
frankenperry: planning a scenario in your head for your characters is so much fun but then you actually get to drawin it and suddenly all your talent vanishes so you’re just Originally posted by slothula this is me 100%…..
Now you can drink it or you can nurse it, it don’t matter how you worship as long as you’re down on your knees.
vextape:Now you can drink it or you can nurse it, it don’t matter how you worship as long as you’re down on your knees.
If you’re needy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap, clap*
ionlylovebooks: “I Really Wanna Talk to You Because You’re Perfect But I Have A Slight Feeling I’m Annoying Based On Small Meaningless Indications” A book by me
moliqua: have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you feel like it wouldn’t make a difference whether you were there or not
ifyoucarryonthisway: the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s
bluehairedspidey: twelveclara: u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it
dirtgirl1999: how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know
shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like
Disrespect me and you’re dead to me.
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
inkskinned: do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top
drovie: afkland: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.
whateveryourfantasyis: lyonnnss: clarknokent: kauaii94: when you realize you’re becoming an adult Fuck this shit stressed me out. 😔
deanwinchesterheartscastiel: Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip
lollipop-2014: themarginistoosmall: “I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”Well The most me post ever
imjustonekid: psychoholic: buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis. You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.
angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct
plaga-the-patchwork-frankenstein: dantesbooty: true pain is when you play a video game but you want to play another video game but you don’t want to stop playing the game you’re currently playing Fuck…I know this so hard
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles
You’re painfully disheartening, but I’m even worse for hoping that things would turn out differently every time I open my mouth. My entire life has been a complete misunderstanding to those around me, but in the end I’m always going
ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me i don’t even put
the-aspect-of-oblivion: saturgay: masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating.
When you’re going through pics and notice you match a pic from one of your tags lol …. ugh can’t wait to match a mini me
magicul: do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
guidedsurrender: You think that because I call you baby it means you’re something small, sweet and precious. Something to be protected and cared for. Well, baby, here’s some news for you. The plan was never to protect you from myself.
The "You're entitled to your opinion, but I'm right" squad
zerstorend: do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you
Love yourself. You come first. Fuck everybody else. Love yourself. You are the greatest, and that’s why you’re able to be the best you can be every day, and wake up to do the greatest, create great things. Conceit is not self love, my friend, but
You make me laugh and you’re one of my favorite people to see on here, so have an old Garnet doodle with the insane curls I always give her :,) <3 thanks for being amazing and you! (by @bella-aubri)
mellarkish: Do you ever have that feeling when you’re really happy then you remember you have something important or stressful going on and you just
social-justice-jesus: i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and youre already like yes this pleases me it is mine
seaquitsong: dancinghomestuckforever: the bad part about being an introvert is that you feel like you get left out of everything but at the same time you’re not sure you wanted to go out and do the thing anyway…
Why you, why you, why you checkin’ if you’re over it? - 🍑mami
