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artcorrart: “You’re fucking kidding me! I’m not touching that tiny thing. You can sit over there and watch me take care of the doggers who remembered to bring their cocks.”
pussyfreevirgin: As a lot of boys from my generation, i’m in love with Emma Watson since i was a kid, as i grew up with Harry Potter and she is less than 2 years older than me. If you’re between 20 and 30 years old, i bet you love her too. Everyone
pregnantgirly: “You’re really asking me for a sperm donation?” Her best friend laughs, raising an eyebrow as he sits on her couch while she’s pacing around nervously, biting her lip as she nods slightly. “You know that I want kids and… I
dgchristie: Images from “FAG,” my first zine, 2013. I had an idea that, if you’re gonna call me dirty names, you should be just as prepared to say such things to the kid version of me, because I was just as much a fag then as now. I wanted there
sopranomonroe: 8riana: cryptictheorist413: hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift: highwind-valor: serena-sling: if u don’t reblog this… You’re lying. ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD #I shipped this so #i was confused and
skatank: veesdumpingrounds: Wild kids and Monster parents ! :)Finally !!if you’re interested in buying originals, they’re all up on my shop :)http://veeshop.tictail.com/ (there’s also stickers on there ^^)follow me on my other places ! :)instagram https
bimbodreams: bimboisbetter: “Are you kidding me? Master tells you to make him something for dessert, and you bring him store-bought cupcakes? You’ve got to learn your place around here - forget your old life, you’re a bimboslave now, just
some loneliness all mixed with curacao blue: thedisneyfiles: Are you kidding me? Please tell me that you’re just a...
missdiamondmod: allthingshyper: the-many-fandoms-girl: If you don’t love that skeleton you’re wrong SKULLY WAS THE ACTUAL SHIT OKAY I watched this all the time as a kid Its been too long. Someone tell me what the movie is!
maxie987: Ok, that’s it. If I really have to make every move this is no longer a date - this is baby sitting, and you’re going to pay me for it. You think I’m kidding? Well let’s see if you feel the same when I’m taping up your Pampers!
sjsaberfan: saberghatz: »”You’re in with the cool guys now, kid.” Thanks to everyone who stopped by the stream!! It was great to have you there!! ^D^ Look at all three of these dorks together ughghh.<33 — Art by me ~Saber
danielkanhai: how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic
unclefather: person doing a tedtalk: live the life you want to live.me: you know what? they’re right.me in the mcdonalds drive thru: i want a Cheese Burger. And make it a meal. i’m not kidding
ageofortons: You know what John, I gotta say, from the bottom of my heart, I really do respect you. But at the end of the day, you’re still the same jacked up, punk kid from Boston, Mass who has no business being in the same ring as me. Simply put,
dadsdirtythoughts3: “Ugh, Daddy…your little boy needs it back in me. Please Daddy!!! It feels so empty.” moaned little Jeffy “Haven’t you had enough kid? You’re starting to make Dad’s cock sore and you’ve already been granted two of
“Now you’re going to respect me..you’r gonna be my pussy while your momma is at work kid. And just to send you a message not to say a fucking word about this, I’m going to fuck your cunt til it bleeds.”
ryokuryus: “How pathetic… to think that I, Piccolo Daimao, of all people… sacrificing myself to protect a little kid… disgraceful. It’s because of you and your dad, you two must have rubbed off on me. Gohan… you’re the first person who
cottoncanyon: Hey followers. If you’re below the age of 18 I urge you not to follow me. However, I get it. Kids have sexuality and have the need to express it someway. I had my first sexual encounter at 12 so I get it. However I don’t care what you
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was
im-the-batmann: storm-hawke: surprisedentistry: Caption:Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t
blueboxstrawberryswing: PETER: The kid wanted to shoot you in the head. Lucky for you I was able to pull it off-center a bit. You’re gonna hold this over my head for a long time, aren’t you? BROYLES: Somehow, you’ll make it up to me. Dedicated
aromanticharuka: are you kidding me rn you’re a 3000 year old spirit who wears a school jacket like it’s a flowing epic hero cape you literally run around with that thing slung over your shoulders and that’s 100% you and you think it looks amazing
galaxys4: son… we looked on your computer when you were at school and found your porn folder. we need to talk. YOOOOO THOSE WOMEN WERE FINE AS HELL MY MAN U GOT GREAT TASTE, but we also found your anime folder. elfen lied? are you kidding me? you’re
kellykhaleesikennedy: adjectivebear: finnisthebalance: ffspunk: sarah-serendipity-other-things: sushinfood: oh my GOODNESS I wasn’t ready ARE YOU KIDDING ME “Dog you’re so dirty do you never bathe?!” “Fine, I’ll do it for you”
black-butterfleyes: sleepyoswald: hiddleston-me-all-night-long: allons-y-sweeties: superwholockalypse: merlinweasley: How tall are you? ARE YOU KIDDING ME Yeah! Same height as Hermione :) SCARLETT FUCK YES I love how they’re all character
therothwoman: imaginarycircus: thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I
demetri469a: lovntspoon: “And because I know you secretly want them to know your gay.” Actually I look forward to being outed. I am out to some close friends. Source:Katyvanaimee OMG are you kidding me baby please don’t all my God you’re going
enemy-of-the-planet: tree-gasm: hxllowbody: tree-gasm let me wear their vest nd we took platonic gf pics we’re those queer punk kids yr parents warned u not to talk to you’re both gorgeous!
lookninjas: therothwoman: imaginarycircus: thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days
knerdy-knitter: scullysjournal: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
storm-hawke: surprisedentistry: Caption:Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t have any friends.’‘Mom,
punk-drunklove: hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk.“ don’t tell me what
mandatory-feminization: Hey! think im cute enough to go on here?@trinketmoonpettle Are you kidding me? More than cute enough! You’re adorable! Everything about you is perfect! I’m so happy to have such wonderful followers!
irwimmings: Fourth of July - Fall Out Boy // Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? - Arctic Monkeys // Make You Mine - Family of the Year // I Lived - OneRepublic // Riptide - Vance Joy // The Kids Aren’t Alright - Fall Out Boy // Holy Ground
monicaice: I can hear you say, “you’re in touch with reality”“Baby,” I say, “are you kidding me?”
redcheekdays: lancastrien-deactivated20160903: Don’t be dead. #DON’T BE NICE TO ME KID #DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE IN SO MUCH PAIN #DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW CLOSE I CAME TO LOSING YOU (via gyzym)
cpliso: “Gosh, you weren’t kidding, your brother is hung like a horse!” “Yep, and if you’re nice to me, I’ll show you how to climb into that saddle!”
orangeasaurus: sick-kids-are-cool: I’m sorry if you’re going to ask what’s wrong, and I reply I don’t feel good. I’d rather you say okay and move on than ” you never feel good” YEAH I’M FUCKING AWARE OF THAT. THANKS FOR TELLING ME.
shauni-poynter: McFly on the wall top 5 moments | in no particular order. Episode one:Tom and Harry’s banter.Tom: You not had any lunch mate, you’re not starving?Harry: Are you kidding me? I’ve eaten three pastries, a bag of nuts.Tom: Mate, you’ve
redneckharleyquinn: mossyoakmaster: If this is his way of saying go ahead spank me then jokes on you shithead I grew up with Legos just shuffle you’re feet and you’ll never step on one 😏 your ass is still getting spanked This kid is going places
pale-like-ice: I can hear you say, “you’re in touch with reality”“Baby,” I say, “are you kidding me?”
kultcity: mulengachola: thottweiler: sappling: please turn on the audio for this PLS IM AM ALWAYS THE BOY IN THE GREY WHENEVER THIS HAPPENED Grey hoody is me 😂😭 you know you’re old when you feel for the teacher and think the kids are just
colorfulrussianfireworks: derptasticmuffins: colorfulrussianfireworks: A stick, and a horrible sense of fashion. ARE YOU KIDDING ME ITALY IS THE MOST FASHIONALBE BITCH AROUND UGH YOU’RE RIGHT. THAT BLUE AND RED COMBO UGH GIVING ME ORGASMS. WHAT
tessen replied to your post: anonymous asked:OKAY I am going t… IS SOMEONE REALLY COMPLAINING THAT YOU’RE TOO HAPPY ARE YOU KIDDING ME this is the funniest thing I have seen all day. ITS HILARIOUS, THEY ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD AND ALL
hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk." don’t tell me what to
betaflower replied to your post:hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:UNDER THE SEA… I HEARD DISNEY SONGS WILL THE MULAN SOUNDTRACK BE INCLUDED How can you look me in the eye and say you’re not expecting us to belt out ‘ill make a man
askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: Those creeps had better have been staring because you’re so beautiful!!!!! Wait no, I don’t want them to stare at you, uhh…Sapphire: Hush now Hon, it dosen’t bother me any more, but as a kid it really got to me and I
pale-like-ice: I can hear you say, “you’re in touch with reality” “Baby,” I say, “are you kidding me?”
yeehawlw:me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf
toooldforthissh–stuff: smoothcollegedudemsu: golddust777: Are you kidding me this is the best video I’ve ever seen I’m not crying you’re crying I’ve reblogged this before but it always makes me HAPPY!
