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“You said it was time for bed, big brother, so I got in my PJs! Mom and Dad might get you to babysit me, but I’m not a kid anymore. They’re overprotective, but how about how I show you how much of an adult I really am? I know you’r
“You’re fucking kidding me, right? You know that I’m your sister, don’t you? There’s no fucking way I’m going to jerk you off just because you’re ‘really horny and can’t get a girlfriend’. That&r
kitsloan: “What the he’ll? Oh are you kidding me! Did you wet your pants again? What did I tell you about this? I don’t care where you’re going or who you’re gonna be with, you need to wear diapers or this is what happens. Ugh. Clean up this
juanleona: fillherupandknockherup: I just gave birth to your last kid you put inside me. Now you’re cumming again even though I told you I’m not on birth control… I’m about to cum knowing your hot seed is now swarming inside me, looking for
1of2dads: fagsworshipstraights: This wasted young straight guy (he reminds me of Telly from the movie KIDS) loves using his fag’s eager mouth. If you’re an Alpha wanting the best service from your fags, then do what this kid does here: talk to
maslanydaily: “There are definitely obstacles to being an actor as a kid. For me, that was bad acting habits. As a kid, you do something and then an adult says, ‘That’s good,’ and then you do it again. You’re rewarded and then that’s
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: You’re never aggressive, you’re a liar. And no. NoOooooo I can’t handle you, how do you expect me to handle more than one child?! If I can handle you, you can handle two kids I’m am less hard work that you,
Your dick size? Really? You think you’re going to get me to go home with you by telling me about your dick size? What is it with men who think what women want is someone to ram them a few times, burst, and fall asleep? Oh, don’t kid yourself. I know
So you want to “help me carry my stuff back to my van.” Kid, I’m worn out after a long concert. I’m not in the mood to play games. If you’re hoping I’ll take you backstage and let you jump my bones, just say it.That’s better. Listen, you’re
uncensoredpleasure: “Are you kidding?”“No, I want you to fuck me in front of the window. I want anyone who passes by to see you fucking me while you’re cuck boyfriend’s at work….”
hairynotbeary: you’re right kid you’re almost as hairy as me down there now
lnnea: ricesandaloo: lnnea: My mum uses a picture of me as her bookmark you’re like fucking 12 gtfo of tumblr son I don’t know if you know this but parents sometimes take pictures of their kids when their young and keep them and so when they’re
wendyandmarvin: you know even as a kid watching this show it always unsettled me how these guys’ whole villain schtick was basically “if we don’t beat you our dad’s going to beat us” and we’re all still supposed to laugh whenever they lose
jaywalkingbackwards-deactivated: “You’re the Dad. You’re supposed to protect the wife and kid. Right, Natsu?” Effing Tumblr… don’t make me shed anime tears… =(
ryanthecomputerguy: Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this roomGeoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pmGeoff: No, you’re all still mine Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in
sassy-hook: PARKER: Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?HARDISON: They’re real.. they.. look they’re not pretended they’re just not in the same room with me.PARKER: They’re an elf, a dwarf and a thing with
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: Dad teases me with his dick. You gonna wave that massive hard cock in my face but not let me touch it. Who are you even kidding you’re straight
chronolith: chazzfox: kittyeet: Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME *soft dad snickers*
regularoncetier: beesmygod: atnervesend: REBLOG IF YOU’RE A TRUE 90s KID AN 1890s KID remember how we all used to wear those high collars and play hoop and stick? don’t even get me started on those rocking horses
maslanydaily-blog: “There are definitely obstacles to being an actor as a kid. For me, that was bad acting habits. As a kid, you do something and then an adult says, ‘That’s good,’ and then you do it again. You’re rewarded and then that’s
cosmic-noir: opinion8d: kokoona: I fucking hate this country and our legal system If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
joshsundquist: boldedsass: Realizing you’re growing up like [x] Reminds me of this brilliant post (via emilfy): ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its
rising-superstar: Let me just remind you.One of these days, you’re going to buy the newest Mario game or Zelda game, and you’re super excited.You go home all giddy and happy like a little kid who’s getting a new game they’ve been wanting for
breadmaakesyoufat: thatskrillmau5chick: supermoclel: a brony called me unattractive that’s right he called me ugly because i have hair on my legs Self absorbed Bitch. remember kids, if you think you’re attractive and you don’t hate
“You’re disrespecting me. You’re disrespecting my son.” Female logic! If the guy is cheating on you, I can see how it’s disrespectful towards you; but the kid? C'mon!😕
dxmedstudent: emergencypharmd: umbillicus: Do you ever take care of a patient your own age? You’re too young to die. You could be me. Had a kid two years younger than me in the ICU on New Years. He was addicted to opiates after a sports injury
gallifreyburning: #Don’t pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds., #Solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats., #And wait till you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles., #See if you’re
beyonces: Don’t pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait’ll you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you’re still
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
wonesite: yeehawlw: me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf No babe… WE’RE gonna be Milves :’)
afternoonsnoozebutton: dearratbastards: brkthru: grumpy cat has a brother Are you kidding me Do they look like they’re kidding you
get to know me meme: ten pairings ♦ jim halpert & pam beesly ↳ “When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”
sodomymcscurvylegs: lesbianstarbutterfly: y’all know who you guys sound like when you say you hate children and they ruin lives If y’all think me being bitter about kids makes me sound like Trunchbull…You’re absolutely right! Swing, swing
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold it’s how to tell you’re an adult
bustysister: “C’mon, kid, get your dick out. You’re in college now, so don’t tell me you’re still scared of your big sister.”
vega-ofthe-lyre: “You can’t pick up a phone? What are you, allergic to giving me peace of mind? What, I gotta find out you’re alive from Rufus?”“Sorry, Ellen.”“Yeah, you better be. You better put me on speed dial, kid.”“Yes ma’am.”
hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk.“ don’t tell me what to do. any of you.
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be
boys-and-suicide:I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
thewonderfullurkerofoz: sodomymcscurvylegs: lesbianstarbutterfly: y’all know who you guys sound like when you say you hate children and they ruin lives If y’all think me being bitter about kids makes me sound like Trunchbull…You’re absolutely
zippo077:“Ok kids…time to play another game. You showed me just how good you are at knot tying,and i think you should…Umm…I see you have more rope…what do you think you’re doing? No! I said….MPPPPHHH!”
hot-fuzz: “Are you kidding me? You’re the smartest, funniest, toughest, buffest, talentedest, incrediblist girl in the world!” “You really feel that way about me?” “I’ve felt that way since the moment I saw you.”
suaveurie: taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re
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