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You’re telling me you wouldn’t want that beautiful woman and her dick? There’s a word for people like you, faggots! I’m kidding of course, heterosexuality is natural and you shouldn’t be ashamed of it!
“You’re lookin at me kinda funny kid… I kinda like it.”
You’re a lucky bastard to have such a sweet wife. I was in Vegas looking for some fun when I met her at the Mirage hotel we were both staying at. She told me how she won a three-day trip to Las Vegas at a charity raffle for your kid’s school.
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
God damn anti vaxxers piss me off so much, they’re just as bad as climate change deniers. They’re fucking up everyone’s future but act all high and mighty like we’re the idiots for wanting to live beyond 20!
fabcreature: fabcreature: me talking to kids half my age: dude you’re so rad and wise. teach me your ways. we’re bros. i’d let you lead me into battle any day. me talking to kids one (1) year younger than me: a baby. such a small child. you understand
“You were the only thing that made me feel safe when the earthquakes threatened to break me. I needed you here because when you’re not here, I don’t have a home.” ~T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid
m4r1p0s4: disneyineveryway: paradise-by-your-dashboard-light: Person: you’re too old to be so obsessed with Disney Me: You can never be too old for Disney. From the man himself: “You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids
taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be
grandenchanterfiona: Young LGBT kids who follow me, and even some older LGBT people too, I know it’s hard to live in a world that seems to hate you. Vilify you. Treat you badly. But know I’m glad you’re here and you’re alive and that you’re
boys-and-suicide:I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
toastyhat: taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re
bipoedamer0n: bipoedamer0n: Hey bipolar kid. You’re doing great today. Even if you had a bad day, you’re here and I’m so proud of you. I know it’s hard and that makes me so proud of you. You’re doing great. I mean it, I know it feels sometimes
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
maggiekarp2:seasonallydefective: for-abused-kids: Just Abused Kid ThingsThinking you’re gonna die before you’re 25 for no real reason Me when I somehow made it to 18: shockedPikachu.png the sudden violent certainty of death actually helped me
but you’re not a kid anymore, you’re a scientist. Hell, you’re The Flash! You are gonna find Bates and you are gonna clear me, so go do it. (♥)
foxxycleopatra: wait… i just watched that video with those gay twins… and you’re telling me they got send 10k for coming out to an accepting dad and crying on camera, where there are kids out there who get kicked out of their homes and beaten and
You're fucking kids broke my rocord player that I just fucking got and you get mad at me! Fuck you.
forcenturies: don’t treat your followers like fans you’re literally a kid with a blog calm down
puplets:one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”
hasleyhoe: all the kids cried out “please stop you’re scaring me” control // halsey
-alexander: mattheww:We’re on vacation in Vegas! like are you fckin kidding me rn
I kind of hate how as a kid you have it wired in to you to WANT to be able to drink coffee so bad but then when you’re an adult you wish you didn’t NEED coffee just to be able to finish a sentence in the morning
rawrcharlierawr: oh NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RCR YOU’RE KIDDING ME AAAAAAAAA ITS SO CUTE