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greatdelusionengineer: But, Karen…Karen, honey. You are my wife. I am your husband, the father of your two kids. I am Tony and I am 45 years old. Karen, you’re freaking me out when you keep forgetting that and you start treating me like I’m
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts
uuorthyvision: And all the kids cried out,“Please stop, you’re scaring me”I can’t help this awful energy.Goddamn right, you should be scared of me;Who is in c o n t r o l?
solcluster: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-pun-isher: kittycatcourtney: starfruittree: thecityofpawnee: This guy is the worst. Florida you’re not looking so good. And this is from someone who is from there. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GET ME OUT
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you
watermystic277: katpichu: vulpesden: forever-pretty-awkward: thathilariousasian: are you fucking kidding me I’M NOT GONNA KEEP DEALING WITH THIS So you mean to tell me we’re gonna have to put up with all this again?….
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
fandomisnotyoursafespace: jennypen: professor-homosexual: jennypen: “Ew you’re an adult why are you in fandom”Kid, if being mocked for fandom shit wasn’t enough to stop me when I was an actual 15 year old, hearing it from a 15 year old when
filthylesbiansex: “Well, what do you think Shelly?” I asked my neighbours kid as she gazed at my naked body, “Do I still turn you on?” “You do Mrs G, you’re making me so wet my panties are sticky!” the little cutie said. “Well, we
kamalakhan:this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
oxfordsandafros: chronolith: chazzfox: kittyeet: Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME *soft dad snickers* A1 Dad humor
drakestories: I had to tell someone, so I told my friend Rich. “Holy shit, Jas, you’re kidding right? Samuels is fucking you?” “No, I’m not kidding, He’s been doing me for about five months now.” Bob Samuels was a state senator and
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
lindseymorqan: “and all the kids cried out,“please stop, you’re scaring me”i can’t help this awful energygoddamn right, you should be scared of me”
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
lnkie: kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like
fuckyeahsexanddrugs: kamalakhan:this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting
Tinder guy: hi babe oh my god babe you’re so beautiful babe what are you up to babe Me: thanks kid 👍🏻Tinder guy: *vanishes*
destroywhiteboys: “Bullshit, Tyrone! There’s no way you’re that big! I bet I’m even bigger than you.”“Are you fucking kidding me, bitch? You really think that you can compete with me? I’ve had a bigger dick than you since the day I was
did-you-kno: The Weirdest Candy Ever MadeSome of these may look disgusting, but they’re arguably more interesting than chocolate and candy hearts (if you’re feeling festive). I’ve never heard of meatball gum before, but part of me feels a little
beetledrink: arc-trooper: are you FUCKING kidding me. They’re doing this to prevent people from starting a 30 day trial and canceling it as soon as they’re finished binge-watching their favorite tv shows. They’re doing it for even more money.
chizuu: And all the kids cried out,“Please stop, you’re scaring me.”I can’t help this awful energyGoddamn right, you should be scared of me
3tno: Yo gamers! Reblog this post and tell me in the tags which video game(s) that, when you see just a brief glimpse of, or think of, and feel like you’re home.
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
skookumthesamoyed: skookumthesamoyed: Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!
jackandass: Jan. 16 - “In His Shoes” - Role/Body Swapping And all the kids cried out, “Please stop, you’re scaring me.” I can’t help this awful energy Goddamn right, you should be scared of me Who is in control? ♪
kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are
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luna-ire: whispre: lueia: sulkingsoul: suburbanhearts: palmist: this photo mesmerises me she’s so carefree in this picture, that’s what’s so mesmerizing to me. Just wanted to remind you that you’re beautiful, you’re so worthy of living
gallifreyanturtles: ultrafacts: More facts on Ultrafacts Are you fucking KIDDING ME ABOUT THE FIRST ONE?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THE DEBTS IM GOING TO BE ACCUMULATING OVER FHE NEXT 10 YEARS COULD HAVE NOT EXISTED?!
igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself @lil–queen *riri voice* yeah I said it
Let me be your: 7am morning fuck before you go to work Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind 5pm cuddle after a long days work 11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day 2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i
sarcasticlittlefuckk: come cuddle with me.like really cuddle.get under the blankets and wrap your legs around me.kiss me like you’ve missed me.i’ll tell you that i love you and you’re beautiful.i’ll smile bc I’m the happiest when I’m with
bringmethetaco: after having the worst night of my life you were there for me when i woke up, i love you so much okay and you mean the absolute fucking world to me, i don’t know where i’d be without you. you’re the best things thats ever happened
dream-me-near: counterpoots: When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK
lyjerria: If you block me on social media, you’re telling me that I hurt you or intimidate you in some way. So thanks for asserting my power over you but don’t be so oversensitive, kid.
Paulie: Lesbian? Lesbian? Are you fucking kidding me, you think I’m a LESBIAN? Mouse: You’re a girl in love with a girl, aren’t you? Paulie: No! I’m PAULIE in love with TORI. Remember? And Tori, she is, she IS in love with me because she is
hduece: foreversaba: grandnutin: dietloafers: gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9 Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So
callmebliss:drtanner:1oldbear:thetursithan:Cameriere al top!!And you’re trying to tell me he isn’t worth at least ษ/hr? NO SUCH THING AS UNSKILLED LABOUR!!!! STAIRS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
