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“I still think you’re going too far with this bet thing, but I stick to my word. Just remember, you might be able to get me to do your bidding for another two hours, but after that you’re just my stupid kid brother again and I’m
“C'mon, kid, get your dick out. You’re in college now, so don’t tell me you’re still scared of your big sister.”
Sketch Dump 55 by Xenozoa1) Your boo- err… You’re doomed!: Sketches of Death. What, you want more text here?Umm… uhh… I really don’t know what to say when you put me on the spot like that!Kidding.All joking aside for this
It’s up to you. You can go back to your bedroom and jerk off to thoughts of your kid sister, or you can promise not to cum and have me however you want. But every time you want me, I’m going to look at your balls. If they’re not fuller and bluer
“You thought I was kidding, didn’t you? You embarrassed me in front of my buds by not sucking my cock like a good fag. You’re getting much more than a simple beating, fucking bitch.”
Have you ever had someone kiss and bite you all over your body? I DON’T LIKE IT. The biting. It’s an odd sensation. It feels like they’re trying to eat me. When I was little I use to make all the kids give me indian burns. I still love
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
Oh my god I hate the kids at my school who act like they’re so cool like can you just shut your stupid basic mouths you stoner white kids jesus take the wheel. They always make fun of my friends and it makes me so angry because my friends are so
alvauses: It really bugs me when you hear young kids being sexist or racist or homophobic because like they’re just kids and they’ve already been infected with other people’s bullshit.
otakubvsed: “if you can’t get me off, don’t fucking speak to me” yeah, no one is gonna speak to you. tumblr creates a bunch of socially awkward kids who act so self-righteous that they’re completely unapproachabe. it’s like, ya’ll
I call this look “you’re going to hire me and then you’re going to accidentally unleash a trans menace to your kids. how does that feel?”
fowllanguagecomics: Power-up this comic with a bonus panel. Comments from me would probably be like:“You’re making a WHAT? NO KID OF MINE IS A SUPER NOVICE, GET OUT, YOU’RE DISOWNED!”“Bow rogue? I HAVE NO CHILD!”
disneyyandmore-blog: Roll back the rock to the dawn of time. When the Earth was smokin’ and the lava flowed, roll back the rock to the dawn of time, and blow your cool just like a volcano.
You and me, kid. We're going places.
inkskinned: okay, i don’t hate kids. i think they’re sort of funny. i like that you can talk to them like an adult and they’ll make sounds like they understand. i taught one kid “phosphorescence” and he looked at me and said, “they could
breelandwalker: inkskinned: okay, i don’t hate kids. i think they’re sort of funny. i like that you can talk to them like an adult and they’ll make sounds like they understand. i taught one kid “phosphorescence” and he looked at me and said, “they
thebootydiaries:some kid: *watches The Incredibles for the first time* WOW THAT’S AN AWESOME MOVIE!me: you know they’re making a second onekid: REALYY??!! WHEN??me: next year unfortunately :/kid: awwww that’s a super long time to waitme:
h0rrible-kids: i want you here right now. i miss your arms around me. i miss your smile and your laugh. i miss your kisses and i miss the way you make me feel when we’re together. i just really miss you right now.
Anna looked back at Mr. Crude and said, “When you said you new a secluded area on the lake, you weren’t kidding! I guess there’s no reason for me to keep this bikini on, is there?”“Not only that, but you can get as loud as you want while we’re
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU’RE FUCKING CONTACTING ME. STOP.You treated me like dirt and you have a fiance and a kid. Gtfo.
alvauses: It really bugs me when you hear young kids being sexist or racist or homophobic because like they’re just kids and they’ve already been infected with other people’s bullshit
basedgosh: basedgosh: note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend ุ on chinese food when you’re broke who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
viria: I guess it’s about time to draw some alpha kids:D also Striders dammit stop being hot. you’re younger than me stohp
maddisonkennedy: earthstory: Sunrise timelapse, Oahu You’re fucking kidding me
It would mean a lot to me if you’re a Patron and liked this month’s offering if you said soI’m really trying kids, and you might think I have everything I need, and most days I do, but it would mean so much if you told me that you like
robinbanks14: We’ve passed the point of cute/sexy/hot and are now in the dangerous “kinda gross” territory haha. Those with weak stomachs can exit through the back doors. Just kidding I locked the doors you’re all stuck with me til I’m DONE.
sexuallyfrustratedshark: ms-haruka-nanase: So we’re not gonna talk about this? are you kidding me, all of tumblr is talking about this
ammit420: my future kids: please dont dance dad you’re gonna embarrass us me: ffffFUCK U MEANNN???? *kills it*
jaclcfrost:is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to
