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justafatsubgirl: If you’re gonna slap me, don’t be a pussy and fake it. Slap me. don'y worry, when I slap you, you’ll know about it
damnslippyplanet: I feel like Hannibal probably gives really good hugs if you’re willing to risk the 50/50 chance that it ends in a neck snap and/or a trip to witness protection program for you, vs. just like a nice hug and then he serves you some
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sir-hathaway: The guy on the bottom purposely pushes his butt into the guys crotch, and what his face react. “You’re really trying to give me a boner, aren’t you?” It's funny when you remember that it is an automatic disqualification
dylanedobriens: “Peter, I know things have been difficult lately and I’m sorry about that. I think I know what you’re feeling. Ever since you were a little boy, you’ve been living with so many unresolved things. Well, take it from an old man:
Relatively sfw? It’s not like you guys don’t see people without shirts on elsewhere. >.> Anyways, I have super sensitive skin. If I don’t do things very carefully I’ll break out in rashes all over it’s the worst. Luckil
shakemedownandout: hylandbenoist: getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck,
“Hey little train! We are all jumping on The train that goes to the Kingdom We’re happy, Ma, we’re having fun It’s beyond my wildest expectation…”
slutsbow2sir: tame-the-cunt: Yes you are cunt! The sooner you accept it the better off you’re existence will be.
Well then. Holy fuck. I never thought I would make to it 500. Let alone 1000. I don’t even know what to do or say other than thank you all so much for liking, reblogging and sharing my art and such. It means a lot <3 I might do a QnA thing. Is that
She’s a hip chick so she totally gets it! She knows what you deserve, and hint hint, it’s not pussy. She knows you’re more suited for handpussy or two finger tugging, or maybe even reject rubs?
…How convincing.(Psst! In case you haven’t heard, this blog turns one month old tomorrow! Here’s the post I made about it, in case you’re interested)
cecameron: It’s here! Another short featuring Cocoa and Sugarplum. This was a lot of fun to do - hope you enjoy it! Also, many thanks to all my friends who gave me feedback on this. You’re top notch! And many thanks to Monk1 for allowing me to use
huffingtonpost: 11 Fearless Images That Push Us To Rethink What ‘Beautiful’ Means“It is a campaign whose only selling point is self-love.” This has appeared over and over on my feed, and I’ve never felt comfortable with it. How is this “diverse”
lack-of-poise-and-rationality: “/-/Ooh, said it’d be the last time, all you needed was a little closure/~/Ooh, said it’d be the last time, but you’re begging me to come over/~/Ooh, come over, ooh/~/…\50/-/365/./”
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
mercurialmalcontent: tuumblrlogic: Being a minor isn’t an excuse for acting a fool. If you’re 15 you need to act like it, you aren’t seven. Telling people to commit suicide, then hiding behind the “uwu im a minor stop harassing me”, when
yiffmaster: i think we all have that one follower we’re always subconsciously trying to get the approval of and whenever they like or reblog a post you’re just like good i have pleased you
jadefyre: technicallity: sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals
dizzy-it-up-girl: Alright porn blogs, it’s time to start pulling your weight. If you’re going to follow me, then you need to start liking my posts.
weirdmageddon: galactic-polywag: meefling: weirdmageddon: weirdmageddon: wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny it’s like what were you expecting lmao Have
Marie from Splatoon. I’m really looking foreword to Splatoon 2 when it comes out.
If you…have a blank bloghave a blog filled with stolen porndon’t support sex workerslike all of my content but never reblog it to help my saleshave your genitalia in your icon/headerdon’t have 18 or your (adult) age in your bioyou will be
secretshelf: You know better daddy I can’t stand it ‘cause you put me down I put a spell on you Because you’re mineThanks for submitting, @yazzmoogle!Theme Thursday — Kinky Spooky (Part II)!
klainebutts: I think losing followers is worth it, cause it means you’ve weeded out the weaklings and you’re just left with the rad fuckers who actually want to put up with your shit.
alohomorashlie: you guys have no idea how much that stupid l’oreal no tears shampoo post was fucking annoying me lmao LIKE EVERY TIME I SAW IT I WAS SHOUTING IN MY HEAD ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WRONG’ also i always wanted that in watermelon scent
dalpengi:“I like you a bit…but I’m a high school student, and you’re a King, you pretty bastard.”
nerdiegirlie: if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me. Yep
ahva: ridley-reylo: full offense but if you make fun of adam driver’s appearance you’re shallow and a terrible person it’s almost 2018, you should’ve matured beyond that
therobotmonster: professordiggsy: cydonian-mystery: theyoungerwhatelydaughter: twistedbutchknight: When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his
timcanpy: Naruto…I now remember those words you once told me… that when you’re finally with me, you finally understand what is like to have a brother … and when i think of it that way…. that feeling… I finally get it now. I’ve been traveling
0nigum0: 0nigum0: smandraws:It turns out dominic is a nice guest if you actually invite him to your party- look he brought his own drink! I love this pic. Sman you’re freakin awesome You guys seen this yet? Follow Sman for more Dominic (numerically
philosopherking1887: elizabethan-ho: philosopherking1887: daily-marvel-dose: get-the-cheese-to-sickbay: malcontent7: Double Standards: India Jones: Men: Captain Marvel: Men: You’re absolutely right and you should say it But it’s EVEN
pchcrew: it’s weird to cuddle with someone you love… it’s like no matter what position you’re in, you can’t seem to get close enough.
THE CRAMPS THEY’RE TOO REAL THIS IS IT I’M DYING THIS IS MY FINAL HOUR
antlersdean: queefjerkey: do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something Some people must experience the world in a more exciting
rppetpeeves-blog: When you want desperately to respond to your serious para stuff, but you’re too [stressed/writer-blocked/sick/depressed/etc/what-have-you] to come up with replies for anything more difficult than smutty/fluffy/light stuff.
amandaseyfried:Top 10 favourite characters as voted by my followers → #2 ✭ Robin Buckley (73 votes)“You broadcast that stupid spy shit all over town and we picked it up on our Cerebro and we cracked it in a day. A day! You think you’re so smart
postgraduatepurgatory: Essential Productivity Apps for any student: Caffeine- Prevents your screen from going into sleep mode. Great if you’re writing notes on an article and the screen keeps dimming, whilst you hope that if you stare long enough,
oreides: kingcheddarxvii: I can’t believe I have to say this but do not watch tonight’s Adventure Time if you’re triggered by #sexual assault There are a bunch of different ways to read a VERY unfortunate scene at the end of the episode and there’s
moliqua: have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you feel like it wouldn’t make a difference whether you were there or not
imystral-deactivated20210208: “You’re some nasty bastard. For forcing yourself into a destiny you can’t escape from, you used me, huh.” “You noticed?” “But in the end, I couldn’t change your destiny. From now on,
widespindriftgaze: Days with nothing, that’s what it’s like you work cases. Days like lost dogs. It goes on like that. You know the job. You’re looking for narrative. Interrogate witnesses, parcel evidence, establish a timeline. Build a story.
finlandiyeah: ITS SO CUTE HOW EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE LIL THING THAT THEY CAN JUST TALK ABOUT FOREVER AND NOT GET TIRED ABOUT AND THEY’RE ALL SO DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER LIKE IT COULD BE LANGUAGES OR COWS OR PLANES OR COFFEE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT
sukebe-kun: (Rough translation) LobsangRM: Gin: This is… where everything in our world… ended. Shin: Blah blah blah, you’re so noisy. You guys in heat or something, bastards? Kagu: With only that much, aren’t you 100 years too early to call
corbeezyyy: fierceblackwomen: aalante: naaraixo: kill-samurai: !!!!!!!!!!! When you have 2 jobs and still broke ^ when 99% of your life is spent working but you’re still broke @crime-she-typed us When you have two good-paying jobs, your wife
whyyoustabbedme: Just in case anyone else wants the shortcut, here’s the link https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/2d68cb1ee7b84f08ace2fd600b9855b5 You may need to download the shortcuts app but once you’re done setting it up, you can add it to Siri.
maybelletea: you know those feels when you’re so into something and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
blueforthevirus: hey there delilah what’s it like in raccoon city? i hear there’s a thousand hungry zombies, and I think that’s pretty shitty yes i do umbrella’s not gonna fix this, so you’re screwed I swear it’s true
heylins: basically, at the end of the day, i want all of you to know this. you are never obligated to reblog my art. for whatever reason or purpose, i don’t care, it’s not really my concern. your blog is your blog, and if you don’t want my art
peri-dont: I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input
lookninjas: therothwoman: imaginarycircus: thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days
jedharenegade:It doesn’t matter how inexperienced or unprepared you think you are, if suicide squad can win an oscar, you can get that job you’re applying for.
lemme just get this straight. if you’re doing something that hurts both me AND you and making us BOTH cry… then um why do you do it ? it’s easy, just stop. god, I really don’t know what to do anymore. CAN I PLEASE JUST GET
one day it won’t ever be a goodbye or a see you later, it will be a goodnight. I’ll get to fall asleep at the side of you and wake up to your sleepy smiling face. I know that day is a while away but my god, you’re worth the wait.❤️
To be honest I mostly made that post to see how quickly someone would insert a male character in it saying they’re important too, and it only took 2 minutes, I’m laughing.
when you get a new ringtone and you’re waiting on someone to call you just so you can hear it
so-sodef-denine:taydanyelle:beyoncesweavee: Say it again 👏👏👏 I Yes 🙌 I wish everyone felt like this This “debate” has been going on for hundreds of years so yeah good job minimizing it like that bc the only losers are still
hipindie: It’s a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize you’re telling them things you’ve never said out loud before
I meant to funny, but then I serious-ed. Anyways, here’s a sequel that nobody asked for.You are concerned.Well, no, that’s not quite right. You are Peridot. But you’re feeling concerned.It began a while back. You had been going through the barn
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