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hvndredpercent:Human, behave yourself,you have burst at the seams. Let it allfallout, open your mouth. Often I lie wide awake, think of things I can make, but I don’t seem to have the partstobuild them. Human, I wonder why you’re a better make than
You dumb fucking whore, how dare you spit out my cum. I’m going to grab you by the hair and force you down until you lick up every last drop of Daddys juices from the floor. Then we’re going to try this again until you get it right.
Nothing is my attractive in a woman than her complete and utter submission and all that means along with it.
Even if it rains, and the sun won’t shine, sun won’t shine. Whatever the weather you’ll be mine, you’ll be mine. Let’s watch the rain fall, And wash away our innocence.
It was jarring to read the wrong words when I was reading other people’s works, but since most of what I read was published professionally, I had little trouble. The internet has messed with that groove -now I have trouble.
lovenotereminders:It doesn’t make you unlovable or a horrible person if you don’t have many friends. It can be difficult to meet new people if you’re shy or quiet or have anxiety. It can be difficult to stay in touch with people if you can’t find
*thinks about their actual first ever SU nsfw art*wow that was so fucking furry of me - I should try it again sometime
You know you’re at the wrong job when you start getting paid in feet
thisismirspeaking: adhd culture is looking back dramatically from your doorway every time you go outside, scanning your house like a protagonist about to go on a life altering quest, just to make sure you didn’t forget anything (hint: you did)
soft-puff: soullesswonderss: karbeardomin: silvenarts: shibutheshibe: selfishpond: Okay so I’m sure you’ve all heard of the quiet place project. Well if not I am going to tell you because it has stopped me from doing serious damage more than
You’re finally here Sups… you cameback and you’re smiling, and happy.Man… Superman Rebirth…
vastderp: look, author scum, if you write about fucked up things you’re either a good little soiled flower (like a piece of bubblegum that’s been all chewed up and used, poor thing, such a pity) or you’re a pedophile and a rapist looking for victims
lovemeplenty-deactivated2020103:Them: *starts teasing me* Me: you’re so mean Them: and you like it Me:
Patrolling the underage tag to report the fucking shit out of the pedophiles there, but also reporting the worrying amount of underage kids posting nudes??? Y’all get tf off this site and wait til you’re older, you’re in genuine fucking danger??
killbenedictcumberbatch: no ones saying you have to hate apple and stop buying their products forever if you’re a long time user but god aren’t you mad about this? arent you fed up with having to buy new parts just for your products to be usable?
elodieunderglass: portraitofdoriangay: bananapeppers: whitedrugdealer: bananapeppers: biolegend: This is what we call irony. Originally posted by the group at: https://twitter.com/academiaobscura only ScienceDirect was paywalling it: it’s an
kentmcfuller: blankslate-chalkoutline: kentmcfuller: do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man you’re* it’s*Btw.I am a man. oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh
animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give
worldheritageposts-official: themythicalcodfish: brightlotusmoon:postimpression: pumpkinsforsale:ampervadasz:Unmute ! CaptionsWoman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you
You seem to always be too busy for me. I’m trying not to be such an attention whore but I’m not really seeing you as much as I’d like and I’m trying to be ok with giving you enough space. I’m trying to make sure I’m
“I’m glad you’re doing well, but I really have to check on my other patients.”“But Nurse Penny, don’t you love the look of this pendant?”“Well… well yes, it’s very pretty, but I’m really very busy.”“I know you are, but wouldn’t
tumbleonandonstuff: “Really, sweetie? You still like it?”It had been the weirdest day of Anton’s life, but his cock had never been harder.“Y-yeah, Mom! W-why don’t you show off another one? Maybe some of the others magically
anthonyedwardstarks: Well my father always said, ‘if you have the shot you take it.’ So let’s do this.
you're either a poet or you're dead
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
It’s 9.34am and you’re late. “The phone has been ringing all morning! Where have you been?!” exclaimed your boss. You’d been busy taking care of yourself… But you couldn’t tell him that, you quietly said, “I’m sorry Mr.
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ziondood: You’re Tearing him apart Lisa.
closettherapist: trillgamesh: firefoxshawty: andrusi: weeaboobs: senpaitheking: That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna
whitebear-ofthe-watertribe: angryfishtrap: branch-and-root: askfordoodles: professorpineapple: professorpineapple: “you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?”“yeah”“whoa….those lucky artists ;)” …buddy. idk who started
sweet-indulgencee: sex-a-y: sweet-indulgencee: sex-a-y: I’ve been meaning to draw you for quite some time and today I couldn’t wait anymore so I took the liberty of doing one from one of your own pictures. I hope you like it. Consider this as
sex-a-y: I’ve been meaning to draw you for quite some time and today I couldn’t wait anymore so I took the liberty of doing one from one of your own pictures. I hope you like it. Consider this as a present for always being there when I needed you
channybravo: sevenlittledevils: whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting i’m barely breathing
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you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
scruffyfrank: you know when you’re paying close attention to a song and you can perfectly hear the bass line or the harmonies you didn’t notice before or when the lead singer takes a breath man it’s like the song just dissolves into your bloodstream
gregwuzhere: That looks stupid Like, how do you load it? Not quickly. Unless your pulls are dead simultaneous, you’re not gonna be very stable while shooting, your recoil is gonna have you all over the place. Also, unless it’s some special
fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu:Jean: Mmph!Eren: Go to hell!Jean: You bastard!Eren: OW.Jean: SHOW ME WHAT YOU’RE CAPABLE OF!Eren: Don’t kneel after taking just two punches!Jean: Your fighting style sucks—[Heavy breathing]Jean: …let’s be real here…Eren:
fuku-shuu: » Smoke & Mirrors Can’t you taste it, Mikasa? That same fusing of blood and smoke with every inhale? That shitty metallic flavor cloaked by the vapors of our fallen enemies, still threatening to choke us at every fucking turn(?)
faicchi: polkadopolis: Quick someone share some motivation and talent with me YOU CAN DO IT, WHAT?? WHO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING YOU GET ON THAT TABLET, OR THAT SKETCH PAD AND YOU DRAW THE SHIT OUT OF IT. FINISH IT, LOVELY. ERFGHIHIOGFHOIDFIHOGDIHFIH
Why is it when you’re finally starting to move in a little, they wanna text you asking to hang out??
makespiration: makespiration.tumblr.com Wow you’re kind of an asshole for not at least tagging @ladycube in this… Why is it so hard to just reblog from her? You’re basically using someone else’s hard work to benefit your blog,
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about shit like getting a carpet shampooer and deep cleaning your house.
“You’re in my veins, you fuck.” Pete Doherty says that this was the best text message he’d ever gotten from Kate Moss; she also wrote it on a wall of his bedroom in her own blood.
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
priestessamy: keeponshouting: as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking. I really really really really really needed this
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"
Cat (thrusting): “Ernie, I fit perfectly in your tight little box.” Cat (still thrusting): “Ha! Purr-fectly, get it?” Cat (still thrusting): “In your tight,” Cat (still thrusting): “little,” Cat (thrusting
mygayisshowing: Saying “you’re so lazy” to someone who’s depressed is just like saying “you’re so quiet” to someone who’s mute.
cutiepatooti-e:a special happy holidays to those who aren’t in ideal situations at this time, you’re valued and deserve love
emopandora: It’s that feeling when you hear your favourite song. That feeling, whether you’re in a car, at a party or alone at home or in bed and you hear this song and it just hits you so strong - that’s what we aim for. Julian Casablancas
That awkward moment when you hear breathing/snoring outside your room and you know it wasn't your parents.
pixl8ing:when “just the tip” becomes “i really need to use you” becomes “i’m sorry, it’s not my fault when you look like that” becomes “hold still for me, i’ll be gentle” becomes “shut up and take it, this is what you’re made
xxpublicly-confidentialxx: voulx: Ninja’s tattoo: HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART? Correction its: ‘how can AN angel break my heart’Thats awkward bc its tattood onto you lol god.. you’re so stupid bc this tattoo isn’t even mine… it’s
injuries: you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever
You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
prideinpassion: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue
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