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apolloette: Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them
so if you’re a gem fusion and you eat something and then you unfusewhere exactly does the foodgo
leftnipsdoodles: when you announce that you’re ready to use your ult on someone and everyone tries to get you to boost theirs
pokemonmasterkimba: sabriiel: watsonly: s7ephencolbert: communismkillsitonthedancefloor: If you’re not excited for this movie, don’t talk to me. oh my god i thought this was fake bUT IT ISN’T NO WAIT LOOK AT THE TRAILER its like one huge
kyawaiimoments: Just Away you are (((((└(:D」┌)┘)))))))
onmyfaceinwaikiki: nonwrestlingwrestlers: Follow http://nonwrestlingwrestlers.tumblr.com On your knees faggot. I need a toilet and you’re it. So first off you drink my piss and spit then you’ll eat my shit. yes sir.
bigbootynae: I’M SO GLAD YOU SHOWED YOU’RE TRUE COLORS YOU CRAYON BUILT BITCH LMAOOO MOOD
ukrindian: teamdattony: mens-rights-activia: When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps” this is so advanced
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
cerethius replied to your post: cerethius replied to your post: cerethius… I wish you the best of luck! You’re a nice and friendly guy Thank you very much. hopefully I won’t uninstall
questionsofprogress: “Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you’re not.” - Paolo Coelho
Oh, I beg you, can I follow? Oh, I ask you, wanna always Be the ocean, where I unravel Be my only, be the water where I’m wading You’re my river running high, run deep, run wild Lykke Li - I Follow Rivers
elemeno-pee: theresstillbeauty: just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally
istudypirates:malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die. My favourite is explaining the difference between
shithowdy: It’s always a really nice feeling of triumph when you’re once again able to enjoy something that someone really shitty ruined for you by association.
shanedog09: iamapaperuniverse: shanedog09: iamapaperuniverse: shanedog09 Umm. I am your best friend, silly. That’s why I tagged you! You’re it. Daddy! You just wait
When you're 100% & bae replies with "yeah I hear you"
imayboreyou: Have you ever met someone And theyre so fucking perfect in everyway. And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about
how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: pishtacos: if there is one piece of relationship advice i could give to straight women, it’s this: you’re not his mother. you don’t have to take his tantrums and walk him through basic shit. i know women are taught that
worddevourer: writing-prompt-s: You’re a time traveler who enjoys visiting and watching important moments in history, sometimes you’ll see a few of yourself who came back to watch the event again. You show up to a seemingly unimportant event, and
If you’ve never read the book Good Omens, let me tell you what you’re missing
repllicunt: have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
ollivander: if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits
vaubanprime: theshitfuck-png: theshitfucksart: Emergency commissions!! As some of you may know already, a lump was found in my breast earlier this week and It turns out my insurance is screwing us over (yet again) so going to the doctors alone cost
iridessence: thereflectioneternal: aelfcynn: May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there. can’t pass up this kinda karma and in your size
yes, hello i have the most amazing and handsome boyfriend ever. happy six months you flawless being, you!
johnbcyega: “When you’re a vampire you become very…sexy.” What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement
thaibrator:If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
man-stuff: blaqmetal: man-stuff: These fetishes are getting ridiculous. “AW YEAH, I’M GONNA FUCKING SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR, BITCH, YOU LIKE THAT SHIT?” “Please, you’re getting it too clean! Have mercy!” NO I WILL NOT, DADDY
sweetandheaven: You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
samarweaving: When you light a lantern and send it into the sky, you’re supposed to make a wish. I thought I wanted a promise that Peter and I would never hurt each other. I wanted something that doesn’t exist. I wanted happily ever after. But I
etoile-lumiere: constantly reminding da bestie that shes perfect and i love her all the way into a new year jacquemousse already called u to say it but PS you’re still amazing even a minute later and you will be forever
istanbul1997: things I’ve learned to say to boys: -you’re not funny -don’t talk to me like I’m dumb -I probably know more about this than you do -don’t fucking talk about her like that -I’m not comfortable with this -I don’t owe you anything
warhol-kid: “plant blog”, “a wild plant blog appeared”, “you’re plantastic”, “(18)+”, “masturbation tips”?????!! what is this shit!? stop self promoting on every post you see with this garbage. stop being lazy and if you want followers
glyndarling: kestrel-tree: lesbianopinions: don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men If someone says this to you: “Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot” I know
That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room, and you put music on and it turns into a dance party for one.
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
8hy: It doesn’t matter if they love you. If their feelings dont match their actions, what’s the point? And this goes for everything in life. My last post yesterday touched a nerve, as I got blocked straight out lol so the individual clearly felt
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
daddyslonely: cummbunny: why did I take this and why is it so intense?? You’re too fucking cool how to tell if sarcasm or not
i wish i could ask you if you’re okay but i do not want to speak to you. let me know
stoned-outta-my-mind420: corpxe: stoned-outta-my-mind420: 🍁 Wow I had no idea someone could smoke weed without there actually being any smoke my oh my the youth of today just have it all figured out Wtf you’re an idiot you clearly don’t understand
jokebud: slavery: I’m watching naruto and this old guys like naruto if you can get me some ASS I’ll teach you to walk on fucking water son i HATE that i know that you’re taking about jiraiya
kjsomeday: saythankyoumaster: Welcome to my secret garden. You know what you’re here for. Good job love…Couldn’t have done it better myself ;)
forevercemetery: if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it
goodnight to you all i hope you have sweet dreams and sleep well!
katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21 fuck u lil bitch you’re not invited lmao why you wanna fuck me so bad tho? ;) Ew, you wish HOE Haven’t reached that level of masochism just yet LMAO tbh weak Ur face
imasexaholicbloke: You’re the type of girl I’d bring home to meet my family but fuck you rough in the next room to see if you can be a good girl.
jen-iii: “You’re late.” “Easy there kitten, I had some lose ends to tie up at work!” “Still..You even came here looking like that, what am I going to do with you?” “I can think of a few things ;)” Random
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:Im eating…you RP her, dress as her to prom, you’re a tower. Yes, you are Yang.
stevenuniversequotes: You’re! Not as above this as you think you are! - Ruby
roses-fountain: i keep seeing talk about skipping su episodes and honestly if you’re going to skip, skip all of them except historical friction because if you skip that, you’ll skip this historical moment
girlbehindthepages: The Magic School Bus: The Movie Trailer You’re a liar if you say that you wouldn’t go see this.
xekstrin: infamousr: Alright, some of ya’ll don’t understand Symmetra’s primary weapon and maybe you’re underestimating how deadly she is, so let me lay it down for you: Symmetra’s Primary Fire starts at a low-low 3DPR (damage per round) the
dinosaurrainbowstarfish: spillywolf: Good things about ADHD: -hyperfocusing lets you forget your anxiety and have fun with something you enjoy without getting distracted for literally hours -you’re always making yourself laugh bc of some dumb meme
When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink
milftual:if you preferred sam over carly when you were little you’re a lesbian now
cubdar: liverdisastertea: So I took pictures. I want some sex damn it. So send me your pictures and you’ll get some in return because you’re all sexy and so am I. And if anyone wants to come over and have some sex well then, that’s okay with me.
whynot737475: paul-teazer: It’s true! Sometimes you see naked men in locker rooms. You’re too handsome
HELLO IF YOU HAVE A DICK AS YOUR AVATAR, DON’T INTERACT WITH ME. YOU’RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU.
