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hqsuteji: @0331Kouhei Shouhei is usually next to me in the dressing rooms, he’s quite the mischievous kohai (ノ´∀`*) Shouhei is the best when it comes to being funny haha translated by @nimbus-cloud <3 <3 <3
montagelife: You look at it, bitch. Look at how I’m tearing your apart. That gape is going to be so wide your fucking organs are going to slide out of you by the time I’m done. You’re wrecked now you cunt.
fuckholes-tits: From now on this is the only make-up you need princess…..I will teach you your place….your hubby is far too gentle for you…..he made you even believe that you really are a princess….forget it, you’re a pig, my pig, for my lust
bigbadballs: I’m sorry baby. You’re just gonna have to take it. My balls need emptying and your pussy just won’t cut it this morning. I’ll try and cum soon
In fact, you’re practically quadriplegic
Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes. But when Mister Rogers said it… That’s because Mister Rogers meant it. That’s because Mister Rogers meant it. That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.
odairannies: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you
OwO what’s this?It’s an Asmo@ein457(by the way, if you’re not following Ein, you definitely should be)
Tagged by a couple of people a while back to do the #ArtistMeme so here it is, my very extraordinary introduction! And hey, if you wanna do this too, I guess you’re it!
injureddreams: “Even if our time together was brief, it didn’t make saying goodbye that much easier.” Dedicated to my lovely Wuffen who brought out my old movie otp. I hope you like this hon! I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN I just want to print
hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
the-pale-horseman: science-and-things: hlaar: So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads. This gif changed my life I think you’re forgetting the best part.
shapedlightlikes: Something I made for Tibbs as a commission! He played with it a little after, but I’m glad I could include the raw resource. n-n Here’s a thing I made! <3 I know I should post porn here, but I really loved working on this.
bigbootybeautyxxl: BBB Oiled-up Jiggling and Booty Shakinghttp://clips4sale.com/65243Do you like looking up at my massive ass? Watching is jiggle and shake up above you? You’re so lucky to even get this experience. I oiled it up just to tease you
fuckyeahlgbt: Fuck you! by Lily Allen…. “So you say… it’s not okay to be gay, well I think you’re just evil.” “Fuck you! Fuck you very very muchhh! Cuz we hate what you do and we hate what your whole crew, so please don’t stay in touch!”
Submission from @danya-is-fann:Hello,sorry to bother you)I Just like what you’re doing is beautiful and you’ve really inspired me I just wanted to ask you if I should continue to paint and here’s what I did for a couple of hours))Thank you for your
qtglitchgrl: if you’re gonna like 20 of my posts you could actually buy some of my porn maybe? If you don’t see something you like you can even commission me to make something just for you!
Yellow Diamond is a troll [Taken from YD’s phone](Submitted by kirby-star-warrior)(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)
Peridot robbed the art museum just to make this joke. Was it worth it? YES(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
becausewewantto: Did I just pause a blow job so he could take a pic, post it to Tumblr , and get me another drink? Hmm, since this is a judge free zone, I’m gonna say that’s a big fat yes!! Raise your freak flag if you’re having fun tonight! You,
Hey everyone, I don’t like these posts that just kinda serve as a hyperlink to my twitter. But this is the world we live in now. It’s either this or flag town. Did a Commission, you can check it out on twitter @theofficialwag, there's one more I’m
ciphir: do you ever see artists that you’ve known/been friends with for years on your dash and notice how much they’ve progressed in their style/level of art over time and you’re just like “i’m so proud of you, you deserve an award for being
natsubutart: IMPORTANT:If you are underage you can’t commission us NSFW things. You know why? It’s ILLEGAL and since we are adult we really risk a lot if they discover we sell ‘porn’ to underage people.Please don’t make things difficult for
thoradvice:you’re so young and you have so much time. life is longer than you think, and there will be time for you to do everything. if you lost your youth to mental illness or abuse, your life isn’t over. you can do everything you missed out on,
devotedpetitepet: erotic-nonfiction: Probably don’t call people fat, chubby, thick etc (even if you mean it in a nice, complimentary way) unless you know that it’s something they identify with and/or are okay with. These terms can be empowering/reclaime
need all of y’all to know that if you are a man who uses a stolen photo of a naked woman as your profile photo you are automatically incredibly creepy and should seriously reevaluate why you think it’s ok to steal naked photos of women and use them
the-sound-of-sincerity: theheartplace: larissasuemariex: This is fun. Try it in fullscreen. Extra points if you tilt your head. You’re only human. My face was literally this: instant reblog omg My heart was racing throughout the whole thing, with
infiniteupdates: 150329 - Twitter - Sunggyu & Hoya Sunggyu:@hoya1991 (in photo) Are you alright? Hoya (reply to Sunggyu):@kyuzizi(in photo) My head hurts a little.I’m actually more concerned of hyung ;; You’re okay right?? trans. cr; minjoo
I think whether or not hate based on race is racist is based off of how avoidable it is, someone saying mean words about white people online is so easy to avoid, whereas having an entire system weighed against you isn’t. And in the end if you’re white
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
crystaltoa:k-dhd:Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my
battle-goats: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance The first time it happen, Keith freezes. He hesitates and that’s enough for Shiro to take
faedreamer: imperfectlyxo: If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter. i reblog
I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me
solublesnake: shear-lockcombs: So I came up with this great idea for a fake beard using fiber mascara and I realized there were no tutorials out there for this already. So I made one myself. It works really well and is very realistic!! here are some
REBLOG if you're thankful you discovered the Role-play side of Tumblr.
mostincrediblechange: arkytiorthebadwolf: Rose sighed as she sat down in the chair, leaning forward and resting her chin on her hand. “While nice, you’re right, an’ ‘s not what I was hoping to talk t’ you about,” she agreed, wracking
crackjuice-blog: Can I ask you, Billy, what does it feel like when you’re dancing?
thaliagraceful replied to your post: i just realised i put dredd on that thing instead… man you’re generous i told amanda he was in it like 30 secs it was the extended version, where karl stands there for 5 whole minutes, just… waving.
hvit-ravn: Anonymous asked: Did Fili likes Kili being chubby? kili: you were supposed to help me with this shirt! stop it! fili: sorry, bro, but i couldn’t resist. you’re so cute!
kyuubikun: kaleidomusings replied to your post: kaleidomusings replied to your post: I am going to… Oh, sorry! I didn’t see this. But thanks for linking it to me! And if you’re still taking prompts, can you please draw something with Kili carrying
captaintauriel: #ah I see the hobbit fandom is still a bit drunk #the hiatus vibe is really seetting in isn’t it#actually it feels a lot like when you’re at a party and it’s 5am and the peak has come and gone #some have left already and everyone
dazzledfirestar: Just a reminder that if you hate on Wanda for Carol’s sake, Carol would probably think you’re a dick. Because we shouldn’t be asking why Wanda gets to be there instead of Carol. It’s shouldn’t be an “instead of" situation!
childhoodgames: my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket YOU’RE NOT A CAT YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
glitchbunny: hey just a heads up to all of you abled people who are into social justice and shit: if you equate bigotry to intelligence (or lack thereof) you are ableist and are throwing all of the disabled trans, poc, and queer people you say you’re
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
overthemistymountainsliesadragon: fayethesuccubus: petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!” “Don’t
sierraslinger: spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating
drlecterpsychiatrist: //There’s the fucker who’s made our day today. I demand a face to thank him for all the hard work today. KUDOS TO YOU, MY FRIEND!
thronesedit: Nothing I do is by design. It’s always the result of a happy accident. I didn’t have a career plan. It has just become the way it is. It’s all good fun.
pruscan: i hate being really attached to a fictional character bc it’s like?? you are them? but you also love them? but you also want to see them date someone else? but they are also your child? but you still want to have sex w them? what is this?
illirya-ooc:@erynnholt, @fallingstardusk, @lady-lycera, @kessy-and-haru, @quelloras, @writingjustforgiggles Because sometimes you just need to hear it. I love you. I couldn’t ask for a better family than this small one I have. Thank you for blessing
duckbunny:wholeheartedsuggestions:wholeheartedsuggestions:eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.no one needs
imperfectlyxo: If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter.
amyjdewinehouse: “You’re it baby, I want you, I am always thinking of you. I know you know and sometimes you’d probably want me to keep busy with frivolities instead of sitting sadly or wistfully in thoughts of you. Sometimes I don’t like the
fairyneko:so yeah… I’m so sorry that this was forced on you. I can see your feelings on your face. I can feel it from the other side of the world.
Aaaaaaaand this is why I didn’t tell you what I was coloring~ (certified-kindergartner)*points to wife**points to art**points to wife again*hhhHHHhhhHHHHHHH
I forgot I drew this for you a million years ago but never actually submit it… Welp, I hope you enjoy this monochrome design for these two huge losers :3c you’re my major inspiration for drawing these two, so I wanted to show you! (You can even see
lovestruckvoltage: Love & Legends is now available for iOS and Android! “When worlds collide, do hearts follow?” You’re on your way home from another typical day at your typical techie job in Chicago, when suddenly– you’re struck by lighting
Shoutout to all you motherfuckers who praise men for being polyamorous while simultaneously shaming women for doing the exact same things! Even when you’re not outwardly saying that, oh I can tell, I can tell. It’s easy to read between the lines.