youre funny
NSFW Tumblr
find youre funny on porn pin board
youre funny clips
Hope you’re thirsty
If you are indecisive, you’re shit outta luck
Lay off the booze, you’re scaring the dog
You’re not even making sense anymore
He sees you when you’re … online
Oh hi, you’re home early …
No matter what move you make, you’re done for
Get one for yourself while you’re at it
If not, you’re too stoned to drive
Without me, you’re powerless
You’re not the boss of me
You’re not even on my radar
All others need not apply (unless, of course, you’re the heir of Isildur)
Best to just quit while you’re ahead
You’re not like I remember you
I was, but now you’re in the middle of it
You’re making his little brain hurt
You’re safe until the gods of mischief get bored with me
You’re gonna trust his weather prediction?
If you’re middle-aged, you’ll see both
Go home computer, you’re drunk
You’re in for a helluva ride
You’re undeniably cute and indubitably dumb
You’re here to love, learn and laugh. So go do it.
You’re annihilating my innocence
You’re so cute when you’re taking aim
And even more to pretend you’re interested
Plenty of fish in the sea … if you’re into that sorta thing
Okay, but you’re paying the postage
Tag, you’re it
You’re on your own, pal
In fact, you’re practically quadriplegic
No, and if you ask again, you’re walking
If you’re trying to confuse me, you’ve succeeded
And you’re probably too lumpy for consumption
If you have to ask, you’re doing it wrong
jacknicholson: When asked by a photographer to take off his trademark sunglasses for a photo, Jack Nicholson replied “You’re new here, aren’t you?”
You know you’re at the wrong job when you start getting paid in feet
You’re not in her league …
canolatie:lord almighty i need positivity on the dash please tell the person you reblog this from something kind
enemaroberts:
victoria-pedretti:You’re on their side, aren’t you? So, who will you bet with? Funny Games (1997) dir. Michael Haneke
…. and you call yourselves smart people… tsk tsk…
lol If you have a heart condition you’re out too. Trust me.
allonsysaidhe: ”Listen, I’m flattered, really, but I’m not this doctor bloke you’re going on about. Funny though, you’re not the first person to ask me that. But you’re wasting your time I’m afraid; I’m not him.”
You and I are the last two people on earth. As we cure leather for clothing, you decide you’ve had enough of my shit and bash my head in with a rock, you posistion yourself over my body and howl at the moon. the world is finally yours.
narputo: almost-rapunzel: narputo: When you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek This looks more like gay porn No it’s when you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek can’t you read
shaenabrooke: If you’re ever sad, just look at cats with tights on. cannot tell if creepy…or funny…
bowtiesandbatman: If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong that about sums it up
bowtiesandbatman: If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong fucking right
mescalineforbreakfast: changingmyownpaige: shell-tear-your-world-apart: I need someone to come have sex with me, I have a headache Dude. In need. My head is killing me. Endorfines are fines you get if you’re a misbehaving Ewok, right? Endorphins
hijerking: when you think you’re at the bottom of the stairs but there’s one more step XD
metalhearted: World’s most disdainful cat gets a haircut ~ [via][source] You know that cat is thinking, “you’re doing this all wrong. Once you are unarmed I will have my revenge for your shoddy performance.”
When I see people saying that you shouldn’t be on Tumblr if you’re old and their definition of “old” is 30
laughingstation: when you unpause a game and forget you’re fighting a bunch of enemies i remember this happening at practice lol
aewm: me: im ugly friend: no ur not!! you’re funny and cool :) me: bitch what
'maybe I think you're cute and funny'
Singing when nobody is around like you're the best singer in the world.
The awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you don't know how much to take
naked-yogi: funny how I mention one time that my partner and I are allowed to have sex with other people and all of the sudden I am bombarded with messages by people pretending to care abt my health and safety, “you know you’re more likely to become
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