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mysterywriteher: This is how I tease you with it. Beating it over your slut face. Cock-beating you into an even bigger slut. Desperate. Pathetic. Hungry for it, aching for it. You’re already cock-drunk and I haven’t even used your mouth yet. Your
mostlymensunderwear: Go on mate, you’ve all had a few cans, you’re all drunk and have deniability. You know your mate wants you to grab a handful of his bikini briefs filled package
terablyloopy: It’s officially after midnight where i am. Know what that means? IT’S HALLOWEEN KIDDIES. Never too old to dress up. If anything, it’s BETTER when you’re older. Eat all the candy you want. Wear what you want. AND you can get drunk.
contea-grimaldi: YOU ARE PART OF ME I looked into his eyes… My senses are confused … I touched your skin … I embraced your body … I’ve kissed your lips … I loved your soul … They are drunk with desire for you …. That’s because you’re
eoiee: You’re supposed to have my back. I made a mistake. Alright.. I-I- I was drunk, I was pissed off. No, no, I screwed up, you screw up all the time. I don’t have anybody.. You guys are all I have, you have to forgive me.
“wake up faggot. you are so fucking pathetic. a full goon-drunk coma, with pre-cum from last night dried over your shaft, balls still full and heavy. if you think you get off easy because you gave me one night of sack-filling then you’re mistaken.
throughtheparadox:This is funny in so many levels! Imagine…Sutter Keely (Spectacular Now): Hey! She only left me because I’m a drunk, but I can still take you! Tris: Sutter, go home! You had way too much to drink again. You’re Peter now, okay? Wrong
occupymysigmoidcolon: daniezar: stevefuckingjuarez: Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch. LMAO You are just awful
riversixx: riversixx: Drunk girl you’re just meeting for the first time at her house party: sits with you for an hour and a half talking way more coherently about psychology and how fucked up the mental health field is than you ever could even though
seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up
evanqelic: 16yo me: wow okay mom just you wait once I turn 18 you ain’t ever seeing me again I swear I’ll do what I want gonna get tattoos and piercing and get drunk imma live my l i f e 18yo me: *pulls mom closer, practically sweating* so.. you’re
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone
Also @my brother - nice try asshole, but you can’t turn mom against me. You see, unlike you, I’m there when she needs me. And you’re just somewhere getting drunk and high and most likely STDs too! So drop dead.
citymod:britney spears IS 100% that drunk girl in the bathroom of the club that had a couple cosmos and looks at you while you’re touching up your lipstick and just says “oh my god, you are so beautiful! like i’m serious! you are the cutest girl
phoebelouu: The ways you kill your demons are up to you. It’s okay to get high, it’s okay to go on a long drive at 2a.m, it’s okay to get drunk, it’s okay to punch your wall, it’s okay to scream. You’re not wrong for not just sitting there
And instead of a lullaby, you would sing Hey Jude.: That awkward moment when you realize that you're the only person in your class who hasn't gotten drunk before.
justmovinguncomfortablyslow: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing accurate
nastyastheycome: If you u have to get drunk to be a little nasty, then you you aren’t a true freak at all … Reblog if you’re a true freak and don’t need alcohol as an excuse
citymod: britney spears IS 100% that drunk girl in the bathroom of the club that had a couple cosmos and looks at you while you’re touching up your lipstick and just says “oh my god, you are so beautiful! like i’m serious! you are the cutest girl
latosblog:sometimes it feels good to cry. even if you’re alone and kinda drunk. idk who you are, but i love you.
insertcleverusernamehere: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing Kills me
jerrod99: Good thing you offered to blow me. I was gonna tell Mom I caught you driving her car drunk. From now on, you’re gonna do this whenever I want, got it?
sodomymcscurvylegs: withsugarandlime: I have found them. The stairs my drunk ass is going to die on. These fucked up stairs are the kind you build in Minecraft when you first pick it up and have no fucking clue what you’re doing.
goddamnitriot: goddamnitriot-deactivated201503: SWERVE, THAT’S NOT SKIDS. YOU ARE DRUNK GO HOME. AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU’RE DATING SOMEONE WITH SUCH AWESOME PAINT SKILLS? —- AARON GOD DAMNIT
kinkymagicc: above-the-earth: kinkymagicc: above-the-earth: kinkymagicc: Drunk and horny so here’s a nearly naked shot unf <3 YOU’RE SO SWEET. You deserve it! I hope my next girlfriend is half as sexy as you. OH MY FUCK, THANK YOU. THANK
vannillasoftie: 11 YOU SENT HER PICS TO NIGGRS YOU CONTACTED ONLINE YOU GOT DRUNK LADT NIGHT AND GAVE THEM YOUR ADDRESS WHILE YOU JERKED OFF TONIGHT THEY’RE COMING OVER YOU WILL CRY WHILE YOU WATCH AND MASTURBATE
always-arousedxxx: There’s nothing sexier than that drunk in lust look you have.You look at me as if I’m your prey and you’re ready to devour me…
vincentvangoth: You don’t know how drunk you are until you’re pretty much like
did-you-kno:There’s a scientific reason why you crave greasy foods when you’re hungover. Drinking alcohol increases production of a brain chemical called galanin that enhances your desire to eat fatty foods. If you get drunk and wake up needing a
foulfoulstories: So hard to hold onto those worries when he’s(unh)hammering into you, isn’t it?You know you shouldn’t give in so easily because you can tell you’re getting cock-drunk. But it’s just so hard because anytime you try to pull your
puttanella: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom
incexxx: “No way you did that mom, I can’t even imagine you doing a blowjob!- Oh yeah? Where’s your brother?- I’m right here mom.- Drop your pants!- Why? …Are you two drunk?- What if we are? Drop your pants or you’re grounded for a week!-
whoreney-as-fuck: drunk-teen: ☯ enter my world of grunge ☯ i dare you to click this, this might be the blog you’ve been looking for (if you’re grunge) just click this. it’ll take you one minute. <3
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck
Holding her glass of wine, Olivia smiled as she looked at Mr. Crude and told him, “You know you don’t have to get me drunk. Just tell me what you want and it’s all yours.”“You’re open to anything?” he asked.“Almost. Probably nothing that
cigarpervdad: fagformen: you used to be friends - then one night you got a little drunk and took him you’re a fag… now he treats you as nothing but a hole A C
fading-fingerprints: reignly: I’m not sure why people dislike getting drunk texts… you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly
thegreatperhaps-k: If you’ve ever stayed drunk for a month straight to forget how much pain you’re in or If you ever did your best to get higher than the pedestal you put that fucker on or If you ever took your clothes off for people who don’t
No honestly if you try deny when I compliment how cute fun and bright you are ill have you gag on my girlcock until you admit you’re a cutie <3
kinkandpink: One, don’t pick up the phone You know he’s only calling ‘cause he’s drunk and alone Two, don’t let him in You have to kick him out again Three, don’t be his friend You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And
pheebs-journey: foulfoulstories: So hard to hold onto those worries when he’s(unh)hammering into you, isn’t it?You know you shouldn’t give in so easily because you can tell you’re getting cock-drunk. But it’s just so hard because anytime you
