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Stephy VS Stepfather II by m/p on http://www.SexyAmazons.com“Fuck you! You’re not my father and besides I’m 18 years old. You can’t tell me what to do. You’re just some looser drunk who married my mother.” “Get your ass over here and bring
paternalstranger: If she’s too drunk to realize you’re not her boyfriend, you might as well do your best to give her a nine month reminder not to get that drunk again.
“Rosaline Marie,” “Yez, David? (we’re sho formalll lol)” *yessss “Did you just kick your shoes off?” “Maaaaaaybe? *hic*” “I am not getting that.” “Davvieeee what if I rep! *hic* C'mon
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Shame, did you have too much to drink and can’t handle your alcohol? Don’t worry, come here and I’ll show you what happens to drunk little sluts who think they’re sexy…
artcorrart: “Remember we talked about just how drunk that slut Bec must’ve been to get her cherry popped by her own fucking dad? Well, sweety, I think you’re that drunk.” “Wh- Nnn…” “Come on Stacy. Help me get her
wholockedforever: twoturnsleft: in-my-mind-palace: cantwearhats: heysammy: WEEPING ANGEL, YOU ARE DRUNK. Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe. People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression
royalhammer: you’re not drunk until you’re speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne
puttanella: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom
whatsquinoa: if you’re not drunk when you watch eurovision, then you’re not watching eurovision.
wolfam0ngthesheep: jennarambles: This is 100% me af when I drink “Drunk? I’m not drunk.” “You’re the drunk one”
brightnebulesbian: AJR’s music has two feelings: 1. When you’re just the right amount of drunk, at a bar with your best friends, you’re young and having fun. The bass drops on the song in just the right way that your heart soars and you feel the
faggghaggg: pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos: ineffablegame: incorrect-good-omens: Crowley, drunk: I don’t trust ducks. Fucking hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there? Aziraphale, also drunk: Love. Crowley: Fuck. Shit. You’re right.
dezmotinic: blackbruise: I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking
just-shower-thoughts: When you’re drinking to get drunk, the drink that you’re drinking is getting drunk as well.
gettingyoupregnant: What I’d give to have this land in my inbox! “Hey sweetness, just so you know all those times I got you drunk and got you to cum in me? Well IT WORKED! I’m pregnant and you’re the daddy! I’m so happy we’re going to
ccatty: Merry Christmas tumblebudsif you’re like me and have nothing to do tomorrow on Christmas day then you’re more than welcome to come get drunk and chat with me while i stream and make a fool of myself!
lollie-lulu: eatsleepcrap: ssjdebusk: 4x06, “Yellow Fever”, Dean gets drunk and starts flirting with a policeman. Made even more blatant in the french dub, where “You’re awesome” is translated to “You’re very seductive”. Yes really.
differentmasks: Do you ever start RPing with someone and they’re just so damn good at their character and you’re, like, a drunk llama pounding the keyboard and you have to physically restrain yourself from apologizing after every reply but you’re
did-you-kno: Ladies, if you have blue or green eyes, you’re probably better at studying, tolerating pain, and drinking alcohol. Brown-eyed girls, you might get drunk more easily, but you’re likely to think faster and be better at sports. Source
bbincumming-always: templeofcum: You’re Straight Roommate broke up with his girlfriend and he’s a drunk, broken wreck? Take advantage of that. Get him even more drunk.Comfort him. Manipulate him. Then … BREED his drunk Straight ass. He might not
troioikelley: What the fuck, who the fuck do you think you are when you’re with my biological mother? You can just get drunk, smoke a couple cigs and burn them on my mother, when you’re fucken “bored” ?! Who the hell do you think you are when
rencrown: get to know me meme: Favorite movies ➝ Pitch Perfect “You’re one of the acapella girls. I’m one of those acapella boys, and we’re gonna have aca-pella children. It’s inevitable.” “You’re really drunk right now.
starboy-x: zombiiefabray: macabrekawaii: generichenle: The best cosplay of all time I’m going to weep at this majesty. Australia, we’re all drunk. Go home, you are drunk.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: normal people: so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed, we’re just having fun we don’t care who seesme: so what we reblog so what we don’t sleep we’re running a blog we don’t care who sees… unless you’re
OMG REBLOG IF IT'S 2010 TOMORROW AND YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING DRUNK AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON TUMBLR AND 2009 WAS SUCKY
OMFG, I’m drunk! Here’s some pics of me (finally)!!!!! If you’re all good (and I’m drunk again soon) I might even post some semi-nsfw pics of me! 😜
Is it just me or do the same people post the same stauses all the time? Okay we get that you’re “forever alone”, we get that you’re drunk 90% of the time, we get that you’re always upset about some random dude doesn’t
If you hook up with anyone randomly when they're sloppy ass drunk and you're pretty sober you're a complete loser. Please drop to the floor and pick up any dignity or self respect you may have laying around. 😭
kiz-whalifa: I think the best kiss is when you’re not drunk but you’re not entirely sober and you’ve been looking at each other all night and all of a sudden their lips are pressed against yours and neither of you are sure who initiated it but
blackbruise: I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person
violent-rape-fantasies: You’re just another stupid drunk passed-out slut with no self-respect. I rape a dozen bitches like you a week who go to parties, get blackout drunk, and wake up with a ripped up cunt full of cum.
gnostalgic-drunk: mishasassbutt: Mitt Romney, let’s just talk about this for a second. The women’s vote is against you because you’re taking their rights away. (abortion, health care and birth control) The gay vote is against you because you’re
docislegend:spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
I love drunk girls in bathrooms so much, like they’re just so nice, they tell you how pretty you are and become your bff for like those two minutes that you’re standing there.
o-natah: seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts
daily-esprit-descalier: “Her voice, her smell, her touch. Drink her in til you’re dizzy. Get drunk on her. Stay drunk.” daily-esprit-descalier
templeofcum: You’re Straight Roommate broke up with his girlfriend and he’s a drunk, broken wreck?Take advantage of that. Get him even more drunk.Comfort him. Manipulate him.Then … BREED his drunk Straight ass.He might not know it, but it’s what
krisanne-ruiz: having deep conversations with a drunk person when you’re sober is pretty saddening cause you never know what part of the conversation they are gonna remember or if they’re gonna remember the conversation at all.
sirchiefsalot: I’m too drunk to write you a poem tonight, but I miss you like hell to the point that my mind is stuck on repeats of your smile I’m too drunk to make good lines about how much you mean to me so I’ll just say this You’re the answers
