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Go Home, Sandra. You’re Drunk. by deadbolt107
You’re not even making sense anymore
And you’re probably too lumpy for consumption
sexxxtrem: thou hast seen when you’re drunk, you’re naked and wet
hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
extraneousredux: Another one I sent Foxy. Husband: “Are you serious?!” Me: “Yeah. It’s a cute little fox. It’s fucking adorable. Shut up.” Husband: “You’re so cute when you’re drunk.” Me: “You only think that when
wbacchus: reasonablesacrifice: sheldonjames: bowie-coyote: YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. Oh the comments lmfao.
YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD. FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR. CHAIR, DON’T
sweetdreamr: mu5icliz: ladylorax: edamane: lolsofunny: What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it. well okay then SCIENCE Science you’re drunk again Science should always be drunk. at least science is a happy drunk —————————————
If we date you're gonna have to get used to me always wanting to touch you
ladylorax: edamane: lolsofunny: What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it. well okay then SCIENCE Science you’re drunk again Science should always be drunk. Scientists on the other hand…
valkyrie-freyja: The World’s End (2013) “Gary, mate, how can you tell when you’re drunk if you’re never sober?”
praiseful: You’re never truly over someone until you’re over them when you’re drunk, too.
ainitsuite-agape:Otayuri week - Day 2 (Feb 21):Social Media (Twitter, Instagram, Skype, selfies, online relationships, etc)Based on “When you’re drunk” a more elaborated fic I wrote (in Italian, sadly) if you’re curious you can read it on AO3 in Italian
fotolucid: Lights black Heads bang You’re my drug We live it You’re drunk, you need it Real love, I’ll give it So we’re bound to linger on We drink the fatal drop Then love until we bleed Then fall apart in parts You wasted your times On my heart
alexthebordercollie: When you’re trying to be sexy but the animators forgot your lower eyelid so instead of winking you just twitch you eye awkwardly and smile like you’re drunk
alexthebordercollie: When you’re trying to be sexy but the animators forgot your lower eyelid so instead of winking you just twitch you eye awkwardly and smile like you’re drunk lol XD
alexthebordercollie: When you’re trying to be sexy but the animators forgot your lower eyelid so instead of winking you just twitch you eye awkwardly and smile like you’re drunk still lol XD
kvotheunkvothe: crowleyslittleminion: haeinsa: rylutz: Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive indeed Go home, Thor. You’re drunk. NAY
puttanella: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom
molokomoko: fadingroots: hydetomyjekyll: Go home bird, you’re drunk. Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are! Playful behavior In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens are among
chromemon: Lugia? 853 I think you’re a bit out of it. PSA: I got so drunk last night I thought Latios was Lugia!
chromemon: anon853: chromemon: Lugia? 853 I think you’re a bit out of it. PSA: I got so drunk last night I thought Latios was Lugia! Yeah and I was laughing my butt off xD. “WHERE DO YOU SEE A LUGIA?!” I think I may have tagged it before the
You're Drunk
YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD. FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR. CHAIR, DON’T LET
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
jordan-reet: “I don’t babe. But maybe I want to see what you’re like when you’re drunk.” He gave her a wink and smiled when she ordered. Leaning his elbows on the table he put his hands out on the table wanting her hands in his. Anna
allmymetaphors: if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
vibesoftheoldtribes: Saying racist things when you’re drunk still counts. Saying racist things when you’re high still counts. Saying racist things when you’re mad still counts
oldoreos: ladylorax: edamane: lolsofunny: What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it. well okay then SCIENCE Science you’re drunk again Science should always be drunk. Go home science, you’re drunk
ohgodbenny: ohgodbenny: Benedict Cumberbatch accepts his GQ award 2014 GO HOME YOU’RE DRUNK “Thank you very good much” this part proves that he is so drunk.
apfelgranate: #your mom knows you’re drunk jared #we know you’re drunk #you know you’re drunk #zach knows you’re drunk #everyone in the audience knows you’re drunk #YOU HAVE ROSY FUCKING CHEEKS MOTHERFUCK PLEASE #and you showed your abs like
chickpeatramp: As a woman, I think you don’t realize how few male friends you actually trust until you’re drunk at a bar and you need one to take you home. True. That’s how you know which one is a good guy, and which one was just waiting for
satpractice: It’s the best way to prepare for the SAT. Sign up today at satpractice.org. I hear you remember things better drunk that you learned while you’re drunk. So I plan on downing a fifth of vodka the morning before the test.
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
You know you're drunk when...
You’re drunk, Blastoise. Go home!
wolfyjonghyun:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mu5icliz: ladylorax: edamane: lolsofunny: What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it. well okay then SCIENCE Science you’re drunk again Science should always be drunk. at least science is a happy drunk
laurens-pensieve: If you’re drunk, you’re dead.
fat-birds: jasminethey: fadingroots: hydetomyjekyll: Go home bird, you’re drunk. Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are! Playful behavior In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens
zackisontumblr: when you’re drunk and everything is hilarious
secretweap0n: straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou: empress-sophie-pendragon: Dean, u ok? go home dean you’re drunk. isnt he always drunk though
When it's late and you're drunk and you're missing me like hell, keep it to yourself.
ladylorax: edamane: lolsofunny: What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it. well okay then SCIENCE Science you’re drunk again Science should always be drunk.
idontrunicruz: fat-birds: jasminethey: fadingroots: hydetomyjekyll: Go home bird, you’re drunk. Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are! Playful behavior In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile
heydayna: trying to look hot when you’re drunk Haha accurate, drunk me is not very sexy 😂😂
texasinmyrearviewmirror: praiseful: praiseful: You’re never truly over someone until you’re over them when you’re drunk, too. This is some real shit
sheldonjames: bowie-coyote: YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. lol drunk chair
thelittlesluts: You’re drunk again are you? But not because of alcohol but because of the loads of cum that have been spattered all over your face and into your mouth. You look at the line of men still jerking off their cocks and you get so excited.
just-shower-thoughts: When you’re high, you think everybody knows it although no one does, and when you’re drunk you think no one knows it although everybody does.
y0udontgetluckytwice: YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD. FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR.
