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meatluvvr: Meatlover’s Threesome with the Meat Sisters The meat sisters, @meatgirlkimmi and @xuisse came to see me about their desires. I really enjoyed it. I think they did too, but I don’t really care, because as you can see, they’re both dead
no-lasko: no-lasko: OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS! Hey everybody! I’m back from the dead and ready to start up commissions again! I’ve got about 15 spots available and it’s first come first serve. If you’re interested please email me at joelaskoart@gmail.com
faglosophy: justcontinuee: Me and my babe. Yes this is personal, and yes we usually wouldn’t post this, but hey we’re comfortable as hell with each other and he definitely knows how to ride(; I fucking love you<3 Dead. I want this so bad.
obstinatus: velvet-bunnies: rather-be-dead-than-cooll: cheeky-d3vil: †♡† Be cruel to me ‘cause I’m a fool for you †♡† Teen Idle we’re all dealing with the same hell, just different devils ☾ I’M STUDYING, MOM! †
I don’t need your opinions, or for you to tell me you’ve had enough. I just need your head down and your ass up. When you’re a cum-soaked, brain-dead fuckdoll, then you’ll have had enough.
kittenfossils: medievaldendrophile: kerryrenaissance: darlingobscene: thebleupineapple: darlingobscene: ghostpunx: dead-butch: relatable-cashier: So yesterday a police officer in uniform checked out with me. He was buying draino and skittles.
cabooseb: I’m back from the not-actually-dead! For reasons I don’t want to go into I left this blog for a while, but who gives a fuck? I’m also open for requests (but no promises; especially if you’re an anon), so feel free to message me. Click
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: why do people defend snapelike “i understand i’m at least 30 years old and you’re a 12 year old boy with dead parents, but your dad and his friends were mean to me in highschool so i’m going to take that out on
cupidon69: faglosophy: justcontinuee: Me and my babe. Yes this is personal, and yes we usually wouldn’t post this, but hey we’re comfortable as hell with each other and he definitely knows how to ride(; I fucking love you<3 Dead. I want this
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
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thebirdprincess:do you ever KNOW a rick roll is coming but u click on the link anyways bc ur dead inside and nothing matters go ahead sing it rick, tell me we’re no strangers to love
Ok but that pie thing, reminds me of Pushing Daisies. Like, if you haven’t seen that, the main character is a guy named Ned also called “the pie-maker” because he makes pies. He has a special power that he can bring dead things back to life with
thewoodquarter: Someone messaged me and asked if I was dead! Well I’m not, I WAS NEVER ALIVE. Nah I’m just not on here at all any more. Much love to you all. Hope ye’re all well! :D
subhumansofnyc: 13 “I love it here. Why would anybody dislike working among the dead? They’re not exactly a threat. If you ask me, it’s the living you need to be afraid of. Besides, if anyone in the fridge gets out of line, I have these.“
GLENN. WHAT’RE YOU DOING. ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
Makes me feel good, seeing how friendly people are here. You’d expect people to be cranky and stuff after waiting so long. Nope. Haha. But I can’t wait until 2:00 we’re finally getting our stupid books. I’m definitely dead haha
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
sokais-deactivated20170115: “My bro is dead, he’s gone. But he’s on my back! In my heart! He lives on as part of me! If you’re gonna dig, dig to breach the heavens. Even if it’s my own grave I’m digging, I keep going! Once I’ve dug
mydemisee: maddiemilli0n: hahaslut: Austin with the fish we got him :’) do you SEE THE HAPPINESS IN HIS EYES. When he was setting down things down ” oh I have to be careful with my fish Kellin” Me dead ^^ Crying c’:
proletariangothic: I find it morbidly hilarious that Lenin specifically told Stalin “If I’m dead and you’re in charge do not make any statutes of me” And what does Stalin decide to start doing after?
projectendo: galoogamelady:Had to separate the scene into two gifs. Anyhow, this is the final version.They’re pretty big so I’m not sure tumblr will play them :| GALOO YOU ACTUALLY LITERALLY KILLED ME THIS TIMEI’M DEAD
babybutta: norisblackbook: I staged a silent, non-violent, sit-in protest of my Frozen suitcase being checked. This bag will be checked over my dead body. If you check the bag, you’re gonna have to check me as well. just for the comment!
jellbell93: You’re no good to me dead.
gothhabiba: “Then he said, leaning forward: ‘You’re strange animals, you women intellectuals. Tell me: what’s it like to be a woman?’ I took my rifle from behind my chair and shot him dead. ‘It’s like that,’ I said.” — Joanna Russ,
andsohewascursed: vodkaandbulimia: “You want me to piss you off more? Selena is dead." Bianca, you’re my everything for this.
sheholdsyoucaptivated: “Then he said, leaning forward: ‘You’re strange animals, you women intellectuals. Tell me: what’s it like to be a woman?’ I took my rifle from behind my chair and shot him dead. ‘It’s like that,’ I said.” —
andrearosu: Sex Fight video, “The Deadly Lotus”, is up: http://clips4sale.com/75279/13327014(This was a custom commission. If you’re interested in a custom video, don’t hesitate to email me at info@andrearosu.com)I slowly wake up to find
hanasaku-shijin replied to your photo:The training program at Beacon is fantasticj EN FuCKHana, you’re making me die because I can just imagin you yelling out in fustration
I made you an unimpressed Rubes who is totally seeing through your farce and wants to know why they’re not good enough to be on your blog even if it was sin for muscle practice please teach me sempai
universalfanfic: writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them! me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers
mattielight: brucesterling: *They used to “laugh and call him names.” Now they’re all dead Look what you made me do
