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I wanted to be taken on a date so I took myself! Because if you want something done right, you’ve gotta do it yourself. And if you’re sad, you’re the best chance you have making yourself feel better. Whiskey and pasta do help, though! I also think
dominantandkinky: When you’re out on a date and you become super excited? You know the moment. It happens. When you’re in a D/s, this is always on the menu-anytime, anywhere.
illegalloveandotherthings: “’I’m sorry’ doesn’t cut it little brother! You need to show me just how sorry you are for scaring my date away! Now get on your knees! You’re gonna lick my pussy and god damn you’d better do a good job or you’re
freetofap: “Hey! Does it feel good? You went as far as to post on an online dating site that you wanted to go on a date while dressed in girls’ clothing!” “You’re wrong… I just wanted to check if I could be cute as a girl… This… doesn’t
seattlejasmine: http://seattlejasmine.tumblr.com It’s simple. If you love cock, you’re gay. If you’re gay, you should date men.
domstoryteller: I’m sorry you had to find out this way sis, but your boyfriend has needs you’re not meeting. One of your main jobs as a girlfriend is giving blowjobs and you’re just not good at it. You can still date him, he just comes to me for
nepikpup: kiriamaya:congalineofdurin:Ladies, Boys, Followers, Kinksters,if you’re into BDSM and you like the submissive role, carefully screen potential dates. While you’re both excitedly discussing all the things he/she could do to you, ask them
yessiraustralia-again: Date a guy who says things like - I’m proud of you,- I can’t believe you’re mine,- You’re right. I was wrong,- You can do it, baby,- Cum on this fucking cock.
nopeaceuntothewicked: guy: daeneryaastargaryen: strawberryshortcakekitten: Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess.. Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend Bro: touche… ______________________
sssshale: Date idea: I bring you back to my place and warm you up a little before I swallow you, moaning the whole time. Because you’re a brownie and you’re delicious.
julieth0rik0zhi:The Best New Relationship Advice# 9 You should be on the same timeline.People date for different reasons. Maybe you’re not ready to settle down any time soon but he’s shopping for a spouse. Make sure you know what you’re wanting
gayna-scully: If you’re under 18 and an adult tells you that “age doesn’t matter” and that you’re “mature for your age” and thus okay for an adult to date, I’m telling you, as an adult, to run. Cut that adult out of your life because
molly-ren: hobbitsaarebas: So, my partner and I “compliment fight,” which is where we jokingly one-up each other with compliments. “You’re cute,” “No YOU’RE cute!” “WELL WE’RE CUTE DATING EACH OTHER, HAH, TAKE THAT” sort of
hansolosmother:If you’re under 18 and an adult tells you that “age doesn’t matter” and that you’re “mature for your age” and thus okay for an adult to date, I’m telling you, as an adult, to run. Cut that adult out of your life because
angryshortfemme: “I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to” ?????? You’re a man Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you???? Do you even know what a lesbian is??? What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested,
diminajackson: infinityonthot: fangoddess817: endreams-s: writing-prompt-s: A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you
holy-crap-someone-finally: visualyimpared: princess-chrysalis29: When you date a person of the opposite gender, you’re automatically straight. You’re not bi anymore. To be bi you need to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time. To be
cracked:“With a dictatorship, as long as you stay out of politics, you’re safe. But in a cartel-dominated area? If a drug dealer likes your girlfriend, he’ll kill you. You have no right to exist. If you’re a woman and he wants to "date”
thickestprincess: Making you immobile We had such a lovely date with you, but we noticed you’re bigger than you lead on in your profile pictures. You ate just as much as we did at dinner and we are huge. It seems to me that you’re a secret feedee.
hypme4: So glad you looked up my profile pics, isn’t internet dating cool? I see you’re interested in hypnotism… that’s funny, it’s a hobby of mine too. I bet you’re really suggestible *giggle*… easily fascinated too I’d guess. You like
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: FemDom Dating Rule No. 4: If you’ve just met a woman, and you’re started seeing each other… if she owns a strap-on, and has used it on a man before, you’ll find out right around the fourth or fifth date.
infinityonthot: fangoddess817: endreams-s: writing-prompt-s: A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill
gayna-scully: If you’re under 18 and an adult tells you that “age doesn’t matter” and that you’re “mature for your age” and thus okay for an adult to date, I’m telling you, as an adult, to run. Cut that adult out of your life because that’s
i-think-i-just-peed-myself: Raridash Week: Day 3 - First Date 50′s dancing date! I drew up a 50′s AU for raridash awhile ago, so I thought I’d bring it back. They’re probably dancing to ‘You’re the one that I want’ or something…
thoughtcatalog: 11 Things You Should Know Before You Date A Scorpio1. Their reputation precedes them, and they love every minute of it.2. Scorpios are bossy, bullheaded, and think they’re always right. If you’re looking for someone you can control
writing-prompt-s: You’re on a first date with a girl. She excuses herself to take a phone call. She’s taking a while so you go to look for her and when you find her you hear her saying “No, he’s not the one we’re looking for…”
swordsdance: coming out as a lesbian & being asked if you’ve ever dated a man is such a catch 22 cause you know if you say yes they’re gonna think you’re open to fucking men but you just “chose” women after having a bad experience with
amazighprincex: “you’re not like other girls,” more like “I hate women in general and I’m going to pretend that you’re an exception but actually you’ll probably get the full force of my misogyny if you step out of line, date me”
womenofasimilarage: “You are fucking kidding right….? …..You’re cancelling our date?, well you’ll never know what you’re missing.”
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain. and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it. don’t think you’re
princess-chrysalis29:When you date a person of the opposite gender, you’re automatically straight. You’re not bi anymore. To be bi you need to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time. To be asexual you need to be a virgin who draws dinosaurs
libertarirynn: Stop virgin shaming.Please and thank you. You are not less of a person if you’re a virgin and there isn’t some deadline cut off date were you have to lose your virginity or you’re some kind of freak. Maybe you want to lose it someday.
lesbian-pothead-daddy: Date someone who says things like - I’m proud of you, - I can’t believe you’re mine, - You’re right. I was wrong, - You can do it, baby, - Cum on this fucking cock. Oh hey, that’s me 😏
areyourolling: “And by the way, I can see it in your eyes. You’re angry with your life, not a stranger to the fight. I bet you hate every man that you date, and you’re probably addicted to all types of escape .”
methodguy: niggablvd: if you’re gonna date a Latina you need to know what you’re getting yourself into because ya her pussy worth it but past month 4 she’ll start showing you some psychotic ass tendencies you ain’t even know could exist nigga
earthempress: If you throw a hissy fit or think a girl is a bitch for not wanting to date you because “you’re a nice guy” then you can go fuck yourself you aren’t a nice guy you’re a piece of shit
fvckdrea: if i want to date you it doesn’t matter if we live in the same state or not, i want to date you because i like you, not because you’re conveniently in the same city or state as me.
sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need
eerievie:sorry not sorry but I am always going to give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to queer inclusion Like if you say you’re bi but you’ve only dated people of the opposite gender? you’re bi as hell i don’t care. If you tell
tchalla:happy international women’s day to all bi women just know that i love you all no matter who you choose to date or who you’re attracted to, you’re still part of our community don’t listen to jerks who tell you or label you otherwise
