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Confidence Upgrade‘Hi Mindy you’re a really nice person, and I was wondering if you want to go on a date sometime?’ There that’s all you have to say to her. Now just walk up to her and do it. You have a pair of balls damn it, use them. I sneaked
moonlightjournal: Marriage, Not Dating (2014) “I wouldn’t have you even if you’re the last guy on Earth!” Why, thank you. That’s exactly why I need you.
berpl: First Tinder Date For our first time meeting off of tinder let’s skip dinner and stay in. You meet me at my place and I invite you into my bedroom where you figure out I’m a naughty, wild slut. You’re nervous at first but by the time I’m
suganigger: All her friends were dating white guys. So, why not fuck white men and let them record you as you do so ? Oh no you can’t tell them you’re not 18 though
bustysister: “Here you go, little brother. I thought it over some more and I don’t actually think it’d be so bad if I gave you a titfuck. I get that you’re just curious and have only dated flat girls. I’m sorry for freaking out at you before.”
piertotum-locomottor: 221boners: #sam’s a big cas fangirl pass it on #sam’s face in the fourth gif is literally saying #’if you weren’t dating my brother i’d fuck the shit out of you’ #and if you say the opposite #then #you’re lying
nakedwarriors: How I Met Your Mother: The Naked Man “You’re on a first date. You’ve had a few drinks. You make an excuse to go up to the girl’s apartment. Then, once she leaves the room, you strip down naked and wait. When she comes back, she
blackbullren: A question from messages-for-black-men Imagine if you and I are out on a date to a restaurant or bar. You get up to use the restroom, and when you’re done, from across the room, you see a white boy talking to me, clearly trying to chat
cutecruelty: Cute date idea: I sneak into your room whilst you’re fast asleep. You look like an angel, so peaceful, making the sweetest little sounds. You must be having a good dream. I watch you for a while before pulling down my balaclava to hide
Sis, I know you’re going to start dating soon. I have a lot of experience with boys, so I want to teach you about them. The most important thing is not to believe everything you see on TV. TV would tell you that boys are tough, strong, like to be in
moms-milfs-matures: She was your prom date in HS. But you’re both married now and you moved out of the state. When you hear she’s unhappy and you just happen to be in town on business, you call her and ask to meet… She’s hesitant at first
captaintaco2345: mk-58: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I
apothecaryofthemind: Date someone who understands your mental illness and will power through your outbursts with you. It’s what you deserve. You deserve someone who cares enough to stay even when you’re not okay.
dollbreaker: Cute Date IdeaWhy are you crying, sweetie? I what? Of course I didn’t hit you, baby. I love you. No, sweetheart, it was a bad dream, that’s all. You were sleepwalking and tripped. That’s why you’re on the living room floor. I heard
fatmaninalittlesuit: BLACK = I would date you.GREEN = I think you’re cute.BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.GREY = I wish you would notice me.PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.TEAL = We have a lot in common.YELLOW = I don’t
thexlittlexkitten: saphirafoxgirlspost: BLACK = I would date you.GREEN = I think you’re cute.BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.GREY = I wish you would notice me.PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.TEAL = We have a lot in
scaremongered: rigbybtd: sleeping-with-the-suicidal: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have
ohshititsgreg: If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
itsmemacleod: free-mywilly: themugglepeasant: alonsysweetie: thelionandthellama: if you ever think you’re awkward when asking someone out, remember that there’s this guy do you wannafucking date me or something you faggot If I’m not asked
beautifullyburnedxo: sailordirtbag: before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain. and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t
phobias: relahvant: phobias: why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry life sucks when you’re
rustys0rcerer:moistmailman:Tom Nook: Hey There. I’ve noticed that you’re sleeping in a tent. How about I help you out and build you a house, and you can pay me back whenever. I will not put a date on it or anything. You can literally pay me back as
nowavvves: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
I'm sorry, but if we're dating, you're gonna get really fat.
teenbussy: novaschaos: teenbussy: Why don’t I have a boyfriend Same reason why I don’t, because we’re too sexy you’re making it seem like I’m super ugly and I have to tell myself I’m super hot and that I choose to not to date anyone
cuckhubbie: blueandbusted: aquino1998: ❤Hot “Yeah? ‘You like what you see.’? I’ve heard that before. I hear that 5 times a day. You know what I want to hear? I want to hear that you’re so desperate to date someone as hot as me that you’d
bonycat: before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain. and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it. don’t think
infinite-paradox: Send me emojis 😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular 🔥 - You’re hot AF 😊 - Your blog makes me smile 😘 - I’d date you 🙅🏼♂️ - You ain’t all that 🙈- You make me horny 🙄 - Stop being an attention whore
When you go out on a date with a guy and he cooks for you and you end up having lovely sex and he's texting other girls in plain sight as you're laying on his chest after you've just had sex. I really thought he was a nice one. If I hadn't I wouldn't
tortureanddenial: Oh wow, you have so much self control! It turns me on like nothing else how you handle all this teasing. Today is your scheduled release date, but you’re such a strong man, you wouldn’t mind waiting another week to cum for me, right?
slutsmasturbate2this:thedominantcorner:Cute date idea : I tie you up and edge you until you’re a dripping mess and your body is shaking And then just leave you like that
jesslynnwilson: If you’re reading this, we’re dating. Sorry, I don’t make the rules I only enforce them.
kuro-d: Double Date AU: Going to cinema.Astrid: “Weekend! Finally! Zombies movie, Hiccup! Aren’t you excited?”Jack: “You know Elsa, if you’re afraid, just come to me. I’ll hold you the entire evening~”Elsa: “I think I prefer to hug Astrid.
masterlovehurts: “Remember, girls, if you don’t have cum on your face before your date shows up, he’s going to think you’re a prude! Beg your roommates, neighbors, whoever you have to in order to get a fresh load of cum on you face. It’s important
kinkyturtle: it doesn’t fucking matter how “nicely” or “respectfully” you ask a lesbian out on a date if you’re a dude. it doesn’t matter how much you clearly express that you don’t have any expectations. that. doesn’t. fucking. matter.because
pill-friend: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
homemadesub:Talking to your Wife as She gets ready for a date with a guy She met at Her health-club. You’re a little worried She is replacing you because of your love for feminine finery. You cautiously ask Her if She still loves you. She says of course
ialienslut: cummbunny: ialienslut:to the girl I used to be, I forgive you WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU LOOK THIS GOOD. I COULD NEVER PULL OF A PICTURE LIKE THIS. WOWWWW. DATE ME. YOU CAN PULL OFF ANYTHING you’re so beautiful i’m actually in love w
wolfman6837: infinite-paradox: Send me emojis 😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular 🔥 - You’re hot AF 😊 - Your blog makes me smile 😘 - I’d date you 🙅🏼♂️ - You ain’t all that 🙈- You make me horny 🙄 - Stop being an
adachithefool replied to your post: if i was dating you i would probably call you a flaming homo whenever i could and then make-out with you you’re gay… i’m gay… it’s a match made in heaven YOU DIDN’T ADD 0.2% LIKE THE SAME 0.2%
pet-trap: Oh hasn’t life changed for you pet … Remember how un-kept you where when we first started dating … But now … Oh you’re such a Sweetie … I’m so proud of you little one … aren’t you pleased too ???
fish-with-a-knife: Remember kids, if you’re pan or bi and you date someone of the opposite gender, then you no longer exist. You just fall out of time and space and drift though the endless void. Those who you once knew no longer have any memory of
maze-scorch-cure: Imagine: Newt sees Thomas trying to flirt with you and he’s pissed about it because you guys are dating but no one knows about it since you’re keeping it secret. He just wants to so badly walk up to you and pull you close and start
a-broken-hearted-girls-blog:REBLOG if you would date a trans girl 🌸REBLOG if you already own a gurl 🌸LIKE if you’re curious but not sure yet 🌸IGNORE if you say ‘Thank you’, but I prefer the 3-hole-variant 🌸
tgirlinthemirror:midwesttransgirl-deactivated202:a-broken-hearted-girls-blog:REBLOG if you would date a trans girl 🌸Guys…..you know you would!!Even those of you who swear you’re “straight…but”.
bac0n-sh1ps: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. BLUE =
serenefulll: richyxc93: Brian, you have made me the happiest guy on Earth. I love you so much and I’m glad to call you my boyfriend. I’ve known you for a long time and I’m finally glad we are dating. I can’t see myself with anyone else. You’re
sissychristi: Babe, it’s ok. I’m not mad. You’re just not cut out to date me. But you can be my bestie instead. Come on, you can try on a few pairs of my panties and talk about getting you your own. Truth be told I kind of expected this. You haven’t
