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dvas-asshole: maddisonryder submitted So you said something about wanting to see some dick. Feel free to post. so messy! and you’re so cute, thank you for sharing!!
fucktehworld: Dear UC Anonymous, Are you sure you want these monstrosities on your tumblr? And here for anyone who wants tits and apparently some obscene pictures of dicks too, enjoy. Not my thing but if that’s what you’re into… Who am I to judge?
Oh my god…First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else.And secondly, you don’t have friends?You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i hate this little
universebangtv: naavscolors: Oh my god… First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else. And secondly, you don’t have friends? You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i
strangebumpart: Surprise! I went back and got another, different treatment while you were gone for work these last two weeks. Do you like them? What do you mean, ‘too big’? They’re my dicks, I can do what I want with them and what I wanted was
wittlesissybaby: “I know it hurts with that plug fully inflated in your ass, but you’re gonna have to hump a lot harder and faster than that if you wanna cum! You only have 47 seconds left before mommy puts your wittle baby dick back in its cage!”
wittlesissybaby:“I know it hurts with that plug fully inflated in your ass, but you’re gonna have to hump a lot harder and faster than that if you wanna cum! You only have 47 seconds left before mommy puts your wittle baby dick back in its cage!”
Just a reminder that if you spam me with likes, have a dick pic as your avitar, and/or say stupid sexual stuff on my posts (even though no one asked you), you’re gonna get blocked. Like immediately.
moonylolita: “No, ” I said, “you got it all wrong. I want you to leave your incidental Dick, and this awful hole, and come to live with me and die with me, and everything with me.”“You’re crazy,” she said.
Remember that when you try and get free nudes from women in the porn industry, you’re name will be spread within the community and you’ll be repeatedly blocked… Why can’t the entitled fuck boys take what there given? Or PAY
metradell-vyorei: quackmom: Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.” “I don’t know your name but I know how many dicks you’ve
nirv-asana: didi-is-spiffy: nirv-asana: you can watch my fat ass twist boy as I bounce to the next dick boy I really love your style and look and I wish I could look this cool but you’re ethereal 😍 omg thank you so much 💕💕💕
cupidon69: manunitedguy18: tropicaldesires: TRICK OR TREAT??? His dick goes down to his knees 💕🍌20000 posts, daily, 24/24, 150 NEW Pics & GAY Vids : You’re not just followers, you are true fans you come, come back, and come back again!
nagisa-you-little-shit: jotarukujo: YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH watashiwa offended
thenewlovetobepegged: theadventuresofaandk: Good pet. Now it’s time for you to be my fuck toy for awhile. Don’t worry - nobody is going to touch your silly little cock. The only way you’re going to get to cum is if you get off from having my dick
daddysdlg: “Fuck…that’s my cock hungry baby girl…you’re taking Daddy so deep. Do you want Daddy to give it to you harder? Slide that sweet little pussy back against Daddy’s dick…good girl.” x More naughtiness on DaddysDLG.Tumblr.com🎀
nagisa-you-little-shit: jotarukujo: YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH Watashiwa came out to have a sugoi time and I’m honestly feeling so
str8guysecrets: Straight-Dick Tip #244: So you have three schools offering you a free ride with a lacrosse scholarship and you’re unsure which one to choose? Do some research to find out which university has the best hazing program!
animalisticmen: “I bet you fucking love smelling my man stink, huh? You’re lucky it was a hot day today. You get to smell a stronger musky scent coming from my dick, balls and ass.”
malehierarchy: When you’re willing to share your husband’s dick with others, you are a cuckolded cocksucker. There is nothing lower in human hierarchy than you.
malehierarchy: “Do you know why you’re naked and sucking my dick while your family is in the other room, Max?” Frank asked. “It’s because you provided your opinion when it wasn’t asked for. No one cares what a faggot has to say. This is
verbalguy: 0:38 you don’t like sharing my dick, do you? Well, you’re GOING to.
myowndeliverance: Answer my text you dickOr call me up and tell me that you’re coming overI’ll clean up my room so quickAnswer my text you dick
lakevida: frogandtoadpdf: the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every
wittlesissybaby: “And finally…some nice slutty red lipstick for you to smear all over some guys cock! That’s right you little perv! Your peeping tom days are over! From now on you’re going to be on the corner turning tricks and sucking dicks
artemispanthar:*loud frustrated sighing* people get annoyed if I watch a show without them but if I wait for them they dick around for hours like I know -you- don’t care about watching it as it airs but you know I do and you’re not even trying to
immatsupi: Pro-tip: If someone tells you they have Aspergers Syndrome or High Functioning Autism, responding with “I don’t believe it really exists" or “Maybe you’re just a bit weird, no need to label it" is a dick move and makes you
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: Dad teases me with his dick. You gonna wave that massive hard cock in my face but not let me touch it. Who are you even kidding you’re straight
bustysister: “What was that? I hope you’re not getting attached, little brother. I know I’ve been sucking your dick a lot, but I’ve been lonely and you have an amazing cock. I didn’t mind because I thought you were old enough to separate
asians4whitebulls: nogyropunknown: Don’t you wish your girlfriend was like her? Getting fucked from behind by a strong white guy while you’re sitting at the corner, stroking your tiny asian dick until you cum all over yourself. Do your wife or
nogyropunknown: Don’t you wish your girlfriend was like her? Getting fucked from behind by a strong white guy while you’re sitting at the corner, stroking your tiny asian dick until you cum all over yourself.
megadaddyissues: “Yeah? Well your roommate says you are. Says he caught you in here taking it up the ass like a bitch. So here’s what’s going to happen: you’re going to shut the fuck up and get on your knees and suck my dick. And then I’m
bustysister: “What was that? I hope you’re not getting attached, little brother. I know I’ve been sucking your dick a lot, but I’ve been lonely and you have an amazing cock. I didn’t mind because I thought you were old enough to separate this
148km: #sherlock you’re my friend and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks
kinggreeley: gaystation-4: when his dick is bigger than yours & you take it like a champ but he refuses to bottom for you afterwards ‘cause he’s afraid you’re gonna hurt him thats an oddly specific scenario
gaycave: You ever see a dick on scruff and like…… you’re mad it’s so far away cuz it’s perfect and you can’t suck it?
stonekidman:“Face facts, bro. I’m not only much hotter than your girlfriend but I also fuck better. You should seriously dump that skank and let me ride that fat dick everyday; that bitch doesn’t deserve a guy like you; after all you’re MY big
dwagon-owo:jadegiantess:skottichan:dwagon-owo:dwagon-owo:not enough fireworks and champagne on the whole fuckin continent to celebrate this the way you’re supposed to celebrate it*chef’s kiss from a hot-air balloon* fuck you, suck my dick you speculator
boyincharge: so you wanna play with my dick? boy, you should know what you’re fallin’ for
yourea-star-love: standpoor: if you’ve ever sent a pic of your dick to someone who didn’t ask for it (or someone you’ve never even spoken to for that matter) then congrats, you’re a huge piece of shit. 👏
blueandbusted: “Too bad you couldn’t keep up. You failed your Release Day challenge, so you’re going to cum my way. I’m not even going to touch your dick. I’m going to crush the cum out of your balls. It’ll probably be the most ruined orgasm
realdudesnaked: That moment when you’re so horny that you have to take a break from shaving in the work bathroom, so you can snap a dick pic. Lol.Follow Real Dudes Naked to see more hot amateur guys!!!
malehierarchy:“You still think you’re a man after deep throating my dick, Seth?” Will laughed. “Let’s see if you feel the same way with a pound of cum on your face…”
mbator: Good morning, my little masturbator. I see your dick’s sticking out and ready for another round of hot horny handsex. Go for it, you can beat off right here and I’ll watch while I sip my coffee. You jerked off all last night and now you’re
shotafrost: I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon
domnator2: Now you can’t tell anybody, ‘cause you’re cummin’ with a dick in you.
another-sadistic-dom: If you suck my dick while I drive that tells me you’re willing to die to make me nut. i love you. crazy bitch.
65:if you suck my dick while i drive that tells me you’re willing to die to make me nut i love you crazy bitch
uncensoredpleasure: Every time you look at your husband’s huge dick you feel fear of how much it might hurt if he decides he’s in the mood, and what excuse you’re going to think of this time….all the other guys he fucks just feel hunger, lust,
windwave: goddamnitriot: you’re so low on the scale I can’t even give you dick you get fingers more porn with Blurr more more more
keyholderanna: loveitwhenmywifegetslaid:She knows the drill… I ALWAYS ask. Did he have a big dick? What positions? Did you cum? Where did he cum? Only if you’re good will I ever tell you
berpl: Part II: Cuckolded By Horse Cock It’s been ages since I’ve let you fuck me, hasn’t it? Well don’t even think you’re getting any this time. Instead I’m going to cuckold you with a big, fat HORSE dick. It is going to cum in me over
sir2u-boy: you know, when you’re step dad hired me to be your personal trainer, I didn’t know I was gonna be training you to suck dick. But hey, a pay check is a pay check…who am I to judge.
cuminsidee: biblogdude: FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIES: It’s great having a straight bud who is cool with you sucking his dick. we’re always reliable - whenever and whereever you need it - you got it! Remember that straighties!
coachpervman: “Sport, you aren’t very athletic. But you’re a big dicked nerd– you could rule the world someday.”
watching-the-wheels-go-around: My buddy just got done fucking you and said you’re a good bottom so he sent me your number. This is me. And you need to get over here and take care of this Daddy dick, boy. (via watching-the-wheels-go-around)
mandingofever: If your BF can’t fuck it good and you’re horny, you have no explanation to give to anybody. Get your nigger dick fix in anyway or anywhere you can think of. This bitch was getting served at his boyfriend birthday bbq party.
