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I was doing some of my household chores…looks like I need to straighten and clean up my bathroom…yikes…anyone want to help…lol??? Here is a black and white of me! XOXO
good thing i’m shaved, wouldn’t want to be confused with that pillow. yikes!
my fam better love me for how much i spent on christmas this year
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nileking:I wanna be in love but also yikes
jaspuppy: me, analyzing feelings and motivations of fictional characters: me, trying to understand myself and my feelings:
perditioner: lbr nothing beats “platonically sharing a bed until i wake up and you’re curled round me and my nose is buried in your hair so i’ll pretend to stay asleep to keep this for a little while longer” plots
reallytrying: my body: i need fruits and vegetables… please i’m begging you me: you want bread? i got you some bread
strawberryspoons: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
astrollusion: iilluminaughty: Me when I haven’t eaten. FIXED SIGNS
prasejeebus: Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. Me: sees an opportunity to be pettyMe:
simplyonehellofapilot: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta write me a love letter whilst you’re pretending to ignore me even though I’m in the same room as you then shove it in my face before leaving without giving me the chance to answer
verycharismaticdragon: nzagul: me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:
weasleyswizardwheezs: Me during the day: ughhh i want to sleep so baddd take me homeee i’m so tiredd Me when i’m supposed to fall asleep: i’m going to read 538484829 fanfics because i can’t sleep !!!!!!1!1
psicygni: me: *has 10 books to read* me: *buys 3 more* me: *ends up reading fanfiction*
ryan-dancing-on-the-staircase: Me, trying to solve a simple math question
books-read-in-nooks: “Wow, you own so many books! You must read all the time!” Me, secretly knowing a high percentage of those books I haven’t actually read yet:
aestheticofanartist:Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*
barduils: woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much* me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
koffidoesstuff: Me listening to a song and hallucinating a whole ass music video with my otp
demonicbitch: worries you always go back to1st house stellium: appearance. am i too much? do people like me? how do i present myself to others ? who am i ? am i the person i portray myself to be? what impact do i have on others? do i like myself?2nd
tinaschild: me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced? me:
textsfromhetalians: me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:
sangredesirena: sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!
ineffablebadwolf:thexfiles:Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she’s never apologized to you*Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*My mother, after I tell her what she did
rainypd: Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell
fuckery-inc:I need to be fuckin kissed. Just grab me by my collar and pull me close to you, or with both hands pull my face so my lips are against yours, or back me into a wall and hold my waist, or push me down on a sofa or bed and get on top of me and
underscore-kate: it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m
harmonizingsunsets:Me seeing two characters in a pilot episode of a show look at one another.
sexwithstilinskiandhale: Me actively participating in my own love-life: Me reading the 100th angsty fanfiction about my otp falling in love:
louserz: the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic
powerranged: me: *flirts w/ someone*them: *flirts back*me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………
mjalti: me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life me, when
valilihapiirakka:me drying the tears of a 6 year old at work: aw, i’m sorry, that’s rough - but look, you’ll probably feel way better about it once you’ve had a snack me, responding to my flatmate or partner being anxious: hmm fair but also you’ll
cyberqueer: enemaroberts: um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this
shutuphoeyeencute: fatandbougie: yungfinesseghostndacity: fatandbougie: “google me” i did and the numbers don’t add up. you and all 600 of your national and international fans better leave me the fuck alone. @yungfinesseghostndacity You know
bae–electronica: kairo-koutureee: corpus-dei: kairo-koutureee: corpus-dei: kairo-koutureee: corpus-dei: kairo-koutureee: 7mangoes: corpus-dei: 7mangoes: how come y’all want me to see your dicks so bad lmfaooooo I need to know You
clientsfromhell: Open call for a comic artist posted to a social media community. Not a joke post. This guy was dead serious, and screamed at me when I pointed out all the problems with his “contract” offer. ฮ for two years of open-ended work.
Went to the Lion’s Den… Larger, glass anal plug with a handle. (Yikes, it’s a couple sizes larger than my 1st one!) Sturdier adjustable broad tip nipple clamps. I’m liking the chain!! White, graduated dual (vag & anal)
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pinkrazr: i just wanna say from the bottom of my heart yikes
My X-men first class outfit. Killed them with the fresh red carpets, yikes. Fab five black Nike socks was on deck
sharingneedles: boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up
yikes-im-gay: cute messages while I’m asleep are literally the key to my heart
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cringing: i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me
sydisawful:does anyone else with bpd always want people to fight for their attention? like i always try to ignore my friends to see if they try and talk to me and i’ll say i’m going to bed early but i really just want them to ask me to stay up. i
almaswithinalmas: silentlydrawn: arainbowofreason: This is Chris Brown’s response to being called out for wearing his racist, stereotypical “terrorist” Halloween costume. Remind me why people like this asshole again? Yikes. He’s practically
yikes: ME AS A MOM ME AS A MOM ME AS A MOM
So I went shopping the other day & one of retailers that worked at zumiez was hella hitting on me. He even said I need to come back “and hang out”… Because we totally would hang out in the store. 😅 Idk, point is though I’m
me: telling women how to care for their bodies has nothing to do with personal preference this guy: total bullshit. I hate women with body hair but I’m not a misogynist because it’s my personal preference. wah wah wah, I’m sad because said idea
