yes i can
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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
faeriedroid: do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”
0c-cult: someone find me a qt girl who’s got her shit together whom i can take on cute dates and outdoor fall adventures :)
nvclearbomb: “Let’s ditch these losers so I can pound that ass at home” type of boyfriend 💕
shadowthephoenix: Fat and beauty can coexist. “You would be beautiful if you lost a bit of weight” and “you still have a pretty face” are not compliments. You are beautiful now and your whole being is pretty. Your soul is alight. You are radiant.
tigerator: Report: Scientists just can’t stop studying the link between “being fat” and “shitty lives followed swiftly by death”, refuse to understand that the only conclusion is convenient weaponisable stigma to be used on fat people, are
Do you ever just look at yourself and an argument you just made and go “wtf you pile of shit???? like thats not what you actually think at all??? 20 cans of alphabetti spaghetti on the floor would have a better argument than u???”
i can show you the jorld
alexandot: halloforigin: lapis-lazooli: cant-get-enough-pearl: Peridot confirmed to be an adult! [x] stevidot is finally dead and i have never been more thankful @stevenquartz @autistic-maheswaran Now people can stop shipping creepy things,
fattyatomicmutant: earlgreytea68: muchanimal-veryfeminism-wow: pardonmewhileipanic: iridessence: I read all of these aloud in an obnoxious, old timey voice. same i can’t breathe rn oh go d Best meme I’ve ever seen. I read it in a stuffy
Yes, all cis people.
asparklethatisblue:Matt Mercer is voicing Jotaro in the english dub so of course all I can think of when he’s talking is DnD things
gabbah: A few Night in The Woods doodles to get that drawing rust out.Can you guys guess my favorite characters from the game? I bet you do.
bryankonietzko: Korrasami is canon.You can celebrate it, embrace it, accept it, get over it, or whatever you feel the need to do, but there is no denying it. That is the official story. We received some wonderful press in the wake of the series finale
critter-of-habit: Korra can never get any training done if Asami is home at the same time.
I’ve discovered how I can use TTS encoders to turn AO3 works into audio files for me to listen to at my job and after a few days of this I feel like a GOD
We can be friends..💙
fictional-serial-killer: All this complaining about “romanticizing abusive relationships” is starting to aggravate me. Listening to people (mostly teenagers) talk, it’s clear they refuse to believe an abuser can be loving or affectionate or protective
Yes you can have a roll in the hay… Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-n-blue-white-and-black-bodycon-dress-lying-on-hay-206348/
yes hello this is my life now
fumbledeegrumble: only-blogging-2-save-rock-n-roll: jolly-plaguefather: … I don’t understand why this mesmerized me, but gosh-dang, it sure did. Yes, to all *whines* but I don’t have enough money for hot dogs..
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passivelypacific:She’s taking a bold stance for someone who neglects to dot the second i in an incorrectly spelled ‘millennials’
lonelyprck:Let’s watch a horror movie so I can get scared and ride your dick for comfort
Yes I can be ......
“Yes, I can do that for you, Daddy,” my newest Turn said. This one was a commission, but I was having the rare problem of wanting to take her for a second test drive. Of course, that was dangerous. Especially if I did it so soon after the first time.
laviegothique: towerstowardthesun: rachellephant: trembl-e: egb3rt: Can we talk about how great Victoria secret’s new models are? [x] ARE YOU FOR REAL THIS IS REAL THIS IS A REAL THING??? THIS MADE MY MONTH Not only the models, BUT LOOK AT
thegoddess-afrodite: reblogalert: Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message. This can save lives