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And hey assholes stop making assumptions as to what happened with me and my ex no one left anyone. It was mutual 18 years together and a family and it was just time to move on. She is a beautiful woman yes and I’m a motherfucking great guy so there.
Yes, this chapter is old but I just keep on rereading this series until the next update and I laugh each time and each time I’m shocked at Nagisa’s strength. From the manga Assasination Classroom or Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
thingsfortwwings: [Image: Two drawings of Thor and Steve Rogers. In the top image, they’re wearing jeans, t-shirts, and high heels. In the second image, they’re wearing only underwear, garters, and stockings; Thor is wearing heels.] my-pornstache:
laughinghabit: Hey, we’re in the middle of Asexual Awareness Week, and it’s time to roll out some new items, including a new iteration on this shirt: Gray-A and Demi Pride! Grab These today at Look Human! (1|2|3|4) Now you and your friends can go
Yes, good boy, you can have a peek at your masturbatrix panties and come on her pantyhose. You deserve a reward for asking your wife to go off the pill and have sex with him with no condom, as the good subby cuckold you are.
Yes, honey, and you also believed that adultery is a capital sin, but nothing gets your little penis harder than hearing how your party’s gubernatorial candidate fucked me, how big his cock is, and how he came into my pussy.
Yes, honey, if you want me to, I can tell my boss that you are away on business and invite him to stay over and fuck me in our marital bed while you stay hidden in the guest bedroom.
Yes, honey, I want you to wear these, and panties, and a suspender belt. Now that you are a cuckold, I don’t want you to pretend that you still are a real man.
This blog has definitely definitely come a long way from how it started out. Now I can sit here and just drown in my gross feelings trying to thank you guys for all the support and the commissions and the comfort and the friendships formed and basically
counteragentfilms: sunwukong-stoaway: distractedbyshinyobjects: Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords. I ship it to the moon. The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will
..and does it hurt? Yes? Your wife told me that ever since she put you in this thing, you are really frustrated sometimes and beg her to let you out again. Hmmm poor hubby, I wish I had the key to let your cock out and suck on it until it spurts all this
africans: i hate the pressure that comes from sharing a bag of chips with a friend when i get my hand in there and just can’t get a good grab on the chips somehow and im crinklin up the bag and ruffling the chips all around and my buddy is all hovering
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
sixpenceee: did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful? and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would
shadowthephoenix: Fat and beauty can coexist. “You would be beautiful if you lost a bit of weight” and “you still have a pretty face” are not compliments. You are beautiful now and your whole being is pretty. Your soul is alight. You are radiant.
swag-desu: sometimes i just want to give everyone self-conscious about their writing or art or anything made by them a encouraging hug and say ‘do it, keep writing those characters, and finish that lineart or sketch’ and ‘who cares if someone
falloutgirlongirl: why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights
the-goddamazon: I love…I love when you’re getting intimate and you take his dick out and you can feel how big and heavy he is in your hand, and you squeeze and you can feel his pulse. It’s like grabbing a livewire. I don’t know…it’s moments
overstuffed-teddybear: Tie me down and don’t let me free until you’re satisfied. Feed me over and over, always checking how full my stomach is getting. Smile as you feel it grow, becoming round and warm beneath your fingers. Tease me for how fat
palbud:ATTENTION ATTENTION THIS IS A PSA sometimes i dont respond to replies and stuff bc im boring and i would reply with something useless like “yeah” it doesnt mean i didnt see and appreciate your comment/ message!!!
killuvolt-moved: Nezumi closed his eyes, and turned away. The smell of gunpowder grew stronger. Mixed with the stench of blood, the air grew thick and viscous. It was a stench he was used to―almost too used to―and yet, he still felt like throwing
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that
headcanon that noiz has this intense attraction to koujaku’s legs, more specifically his thighs. he loves how muscular and toned they are compared to his own slightly toned legs and likes nipping at them and leaving hickies on his inner thighs.
yes hello it’s once again 3am and i am, what the kids nowadays call it: thirsty i’ve just been laying here for the past ten minutes thinking about alpha!iwa and omega!oik like pls suffer with me ands imagine oik a few months into his pregnancy and
annabethz: zoemeanslife-andlifeisgood: dropthebeatanddomyacapellas: taxi-shrink: DO YOU EVER GET STRESSED OUT BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH MUSIC TO LISTEN TO AND SO MANY SERIES TO FOLLOW AND SO MANY BOOKS AND FANFIC TO READ AND SO LITTLE TIME AND
baragakis: Just go and make a lot of babies please
levheichou: RivaMika AU » Hades & Persephone »Hades stole Persephone, bewitched by her beauty and the world was lost in ice and winter. He only let her leave the underworld for 6 months and with her, spring and summer came back.« Levi didn’t
aluxra: No but, Torbjörn and Bastion developing a relationship like Groot and Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy where he can understand Bastion perfectly and hold conversations with themTorbjörn’s names for Bastion like “scrap-metal” and “tin-can”
jaegerades: do you ever develop the dumbest crush on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb
my laptop cord broke and i just ordered a new one and that hoe not gonna be here until like next month so i use wvu’s library computers and you should see the look on people’s faces when they walk by.
squibney: My little sister is 11 and she likes to come into my room a lot and hang out with me, but sometimes when she comes in I’m in an introverted or depressed mood and don’t want to talk to anyone. Tonight she came in and said that my room was
trashcan67: Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you
crimescenes: but what if they traveled back to the 50s and anna chancellor and ben whishaw and romola garai were companions and they all worked on a tv programme together and instead of doctor who it was the hour series 3
hatfullofsky: You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards
mehreenkasana:This time when you celebrate International Women’s Day, make it a point to remember that it started off as International Working Women’s Day until the bourgeoisie hijacked it and removed its class component to present a false and unified
theoboopis: have been rewatching s3 and musing on how rusty and pete have the kind of friendship that’s particular to two selfish unkind people, where they don’t really expect any care or interest on a personal level from one another as long as they
inkskinned: do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOLLOW MY BEST FRIEND SARAH she is awesome and so are her posts :) she is so nice and a really good writer! and drawer! and tumblr-er :)
aaapple-jax: I want Eren to be around Levi so much that he just nonchalantly cracks a crap joke and Levi would just stare a him for a second and then burst out in this loud obnoxious laughter and makes everyone nervous and uncomfortable
cumvirgin: I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly
I find it really cute and funny when people say ‘oh she’s so cute I couldn’t imagine her angry’ because I actually struggle with my temper so hard and anyone who knows me well (darfin) knows my anger is SCARY and unstoppable
lu-xxe: Do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes
yes and yes
frantastically: john gets home from school and jade and rose and dave are all IMMEDIATELY messaging him and hes like “what do you guys normally do when im gone??” and theyre all like “wait for you to get back”
lesbiancapybara:Actually butch lesbians can be gentle and kind and comforting to be around and presenting as more masculine/androgynous doesn’t make us inherently rough or angry and depicting all butches as such is lesbophobia. This goes especially
puppyplaysuggestion:you love being collared and leashed, don’t you puppy?
gentleali: but would you bark on command. would you let me walk you on a leash and follow me around wagging your tail. would you hump my leg like you’re a dog in heat. would you
coldely: Reasons to marry me: We’d eat pizza and listen to good music together and we’d probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts. refocuses
textsbetweengems: Proud inside and out
spatialheather: artemispanthar: I’m sure it will end up being more complicated but I would legit watch a whole episode where Steven, Pearl, and Amethyst (and preferably Garnet too) go to a rock show and just have a nice time like a concert or a geology
Yes and yes
squatwhore: does this angle effectively capture my improved tit definition and protein smoothie
yes and yes.lapis for avengers 4
niannaisee-deactivated20190116: Norah Puckerman and Quinton Fabray
gaymzee: i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
norse-kink: do u ever think about ur otp and just
fyeahmasseffectships: ME: Samara and Shepard by ~saltycatfish
dajo42: what if you thought you weren’t getting a kiss at midnight and you were upset about it and suddenly there’s an explosion of light in the sky and john barrowman just descends gracefully and gives you the biggest kiss in the universe
navirah: I will protect and stand by you no matter what
princesss-nympho: This is really scary for me to post but I think it’s important. The first picture is something I posted a while ago. I had people commenting “body goals” and similar things. That’s me first thing in the morning, haven’t
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