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wodneswynn: wodneswynn: New guy at work: “Oh, you were in the Army?” Me: “Yeah.” New guy: “Thank you for your service!” Me: “It was bullshit. It’s all bullshit. You ever heard of Smedley Butler?” “I spent thirty-three years
zoethebitch:zoethebitch:Back when I worked at walgreens I didn’t know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I’d be like yeah it’s on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
ackanime: It was going to be just Dante in a suit and then a friend ended up joking about him having his pants down. So yeah it became a thing c:
ohh-daddy-please: ohh-daddy-please: ✨These are the steps my best friend wrote out for a guy I like to ‘how to deal with me’, I thought this was the sweetest thing she’s done and I cried when reading it… ✨ I just re read this and yeah, it’s
empirefarts: lumpawaroospaceprincess: fergzillar: Some dude: Hey bro you got the time? Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm Context: I thought this was some shitpost and
msrobbiecdsissy: leianicole1: I would do it in a heartbeat…💋 Oh hell yeah, wish it was that easy 💯💘💋🔥👙💕💄👠👗💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
brightlights-darklives: My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
zaynsbro: legendxofxzach: One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally
allhailtherenegades: “so she’s gay now?” yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
soccer-mom-marie: Watch me as I spray milk all over my neighbor’s cock & lick it off…Mmm, I wish it was your cock…I’d tell you how sweet my milk tastes as I lower my married lips onto your hard dick…oh yeah stud, fuck my married mouth
unnerving: myroomiswhite: raunchycouture: pyramidstuds: (via fuckyeahkarllagerfeld) lmao is this real life? hahaha i hope so Haha yeah but it was in french. I saw it so many times on the edge of the road last year. Only once my friend asked
its-such-a-cold-cold-world: theepicnatato: its-such-a-cold-cold-world: Wish that flame was my pussy instead lmao I feel. I wish it were my dick. Hahaha. That lighter is one lucky son of a bitch.😂 Fuck yeah it is. 😏
domtop2u: Yeah it’s still greasy from your wife’s pussy. I guess you heard her making all that fucking noise. She was so fucking tight…at least when I started. She said your little nub barely makes it inside her. She says your dick is practically
fagformen: yeah at first it was kinda sick but man you should try it… having a fag lick your pit is really hot….
fagformen: rednecksmoker: HUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! REDNECKSMOKER.TUMBLR.COM You think the faggot will be dumb enough to show? Yeah it’ll show - you heard how it was moaning last time…
fagformen: Yeah if it was a chick it’d be rape… but its just a faggot….
lovethefamly: Hey Mom! No it’s fine, just take the time you need! We just AAAAHH! hm? Oh it was only John who gives me a foot massage! Yeah, he behaves, no bullying the little sister today! He is AAHHMM, oh my god! Oh no no worries, he’s
elektranachois: “Oh! My peanut! Yeah, she’s my peanut.” “Peanut! I call him Peanut, too. The thing is, I think it was me that invented it. But he would never admit that!”
champlainguy: danijustforguys: Yeah kid losing your virginity hurts. A few more times getting fucked and you’ll know it was worth it.
speaktheunspeakable: gauchest: slutsandsinners: issietheshark: the first time (2012) Is this movie good yeah it’s really good i actually love this movie, so weird i was just thinking about it like seconds ago then thisss
makingmywifecheat: Me: But why Leif.. Of all the men you chose him.. You knew that was the worst guy you could choose! Sanna: I didn’t choose him, he chose me.. Me: That’s no difference! Sanna: Yeah it is.. It’s a big difference. You couldn’t
I have such good ideas sometimes.
czar-scott: 7letterwords: Does anyone remember this game? beyonce-huxtable Do you know anything about this? Yeah nobody copped it for me bc it was too expensive
eb0nique: susankane88: Yes. Going to the ghetto can be dangerous for a White man. But sometimes it was worth it. oh yeah
soccer-mom-marie: soccer-mom-marie: Watch me as I spray milk all over my neighbor’s cock & lick it off…Mmm, I wish it was your cock…I’d tell you how sweet my milk tastes as I lower my married lips onto your hard dick…oh yeah stud, fuck
gunrunnerhell: FPK Dragunov Yeah it’s a Romanian PSL, but U.S importer Tennessee Guns International marked the receivers as the FPK Dragunov. This one has had it’s barrel shortened with a flash hider permanently attached. TGI was the importer responsible
bondagecafe: Seriously crazy chair bondage with @TheAshGraham from today’s shoot - Stringent and sexy - where is that hitachi? Oh, yeah… it maybe out of the shot, but it was seriously out of control!
The thing about Paris is that it has a reputation for being a romantic city and whatnot but in reality it is really not like that at all. Well..in the cliché senses, yeah. There are people making out everywhere, couples on motorcycles, men with accordions
mycatsaregay: corgisandboobs: Is this what happens when you realize you’re gay? yeah Totally! Except I don’t remember mine being quite that big. Actually, it was a rainbow hamster, and it jumped out of my bathtub.
trancegasm replied to your photo: “My hair is ridiculous when I brush it. I’m the only true lioness. ♡”:haha I seriously thought it was a picture of Blake from Workaholics.LMAOOO. Yeah, I’ve always thought we had the same hair too.
“And I kinda morphed into the robot. I heard some laughter going on and I thought, ‘Comedy gold! This is brilliant! I’m absolutely nailing it’. Yeah, but it was bad.” — Emilia Clarke on her Game of Thrones audition (The Tonight Show)
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