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kissmywonderwoman:She’s not passionate or firey, unless she hasn’t eaten enough that day, in which case she’s kind of terrifying. She’s not sexy. In fact one of the running jokes of the show has Jake taking things Amy says and repurposing them
shaysima: Amy Acker talking about Shoot at The Paley Center.
dumb-science-jokes:joshramsay:painted this gem on the biology room wall Yay!
Oh look, a quick sketch of a naked woman that may or may not be transparent! Surely this isn’t some sort of lame joke and/or trap!
askchazitanta: (A/N: I’ll need to check with Greys just to make sure the idea I have for Chaz meeting Steve and Bro is plausible. :D In the meantime, have a Lex Luthor joke.) Buck yeah Lex Luthor joke!! Think of all those cakes….
Why is everyone getting so emotional? Was one of my jokes too funny?
Killing Joke - Universe B.Yeah, this again. It’s too incredibly head-exploding not to blog, y’know?
Cartoon Universe: Gem placement is symbolic and indicative of personalities. It’s not random.Me, not an intellectual: Ow fuck I bonked my elbow again haha I’ll just plop that on my OCAlso me: I burned my lip with a cigarette once… yeah, stick
Wow Timm, you weren’t kidding around. Holy shit… I mean is wrong, but…. it kinda makes sense… right?At least she didn’t got pregnant like in Batman Beyond 2.0But… wow i really didn’t expect that. But yeah, grab that
You know, it’s funny that at this point you can’t even make a joke (about a cartoon) without someone going all “offended” that just show you, that these people can’t control themself or how they feel, and for some reason they think that the
Ever get close to word count on a story and feel like you cannot write another word? Yeah. Me neither. Joking aside, I am finishing up the last paragraph for @xurnami’s flash piece. Will send to them for approval (something I need to get better
dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal at all yeah
picture-of-sophisticated-grace: picture-of-sophisticated-grace: I remember, sheâs a princess. Thatâs right! We are so sorry about the way we treated you! Yeah, those were jokes. I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do.
stirdrawsandreblaws: justasprinkleofsugar: burnttoastmaster: all jokes aside benedict cumberbatch its racist and classist and also sees autistic people as subhuman so fuck him Sources pls sources! racism:beaniebag’s take on the August 2011 riots
fadingbouquetcollection: Ok yeah haha sex joke in a kid’s show, yes But Are we just gonna ignore whatever the fuck they’re eating? What is that fingers
cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take This is kind of like when you’d get made
sandandglass: Top ten Obama jokes from the 2015 WHCD (full speech)
shatterpath: fuckyeahstargate: fanarts-of-series: syfycity: Thorhttp://syfycity.tumblr.com Only trully can understand the joke omg SO WRONG! *is dead laughing*
seductive-cactus: vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and leftnext-level dad joke.
nowyoukno: nowyoukno: lonewolfpawprints: coelasquid: nowyoukno: (Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more. I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters. Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades,
goodmusicandlove:lisa-basil:iwaskixxinq:heritance:iwaskixxinq: What do boys and subway have in common? What? They all lie about their inches Okay no. How dare you. This is fucking offensive as fuck. Why are people reblogging this piece of shit joke
coffee-teach-wine: bleachdalilah: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN
elevatorsarentworthy: The reason I love and respect the poi writers so much is because they have the opportunity to make really low, sexist and homophobic jokes and they never take it. When John and harold get mistaken for a couple, they never balk and
sandandglass: Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such
onlyblackgirl: blackfemalejesus: Only good joke some them white folks were like “wait, it didn’t work?”
raywiththefro: howell-about-a-joke: bitchbootie: Hey my little 13 year old cousin is missing and I’m really worried. She was last seen just after midnight Tuesday morning in her home on Madison Street in Portsmouth, VA. Then she stormed out after
23pairsofchromosomes: With all the biochemistry jokes being thrown around, here’s one from my end of the biology spectrum!
transgirlnausicaa: metaflesh: lets all leave tumblr for crouton.net best fucking site ever no weird changes that alienate the userbase no april fools or other seasonal jokes no obnoxious self-promoting asshole bloggers no blogs whatsoever no posts
lead-rubber-cigarettes-and-meds: distraction: Not sure what to ask first Easy. The UPS man wrecked his truck.Man was walking by (on his way to a party. Most likely a “mixer”, hense why he is holding one. He’s bringing it as a joke) and saw, thought
Free Comic Book Day was so much fun! I got a preview of a Hello Kitty comic and the owner of it joked around with me about how horrifying it would be if there was a My Little Pony crossover with it. He also said that he’s going to order a War
savarend: important gender headcanons for queer punk au Read More I’m gonna cry these are perfect (and having these on record is pretty cool). Also, yeah, I assumed Reiner and Krista were cis. But they’re cool. And def not het. So
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bigbardafree: my mom has a prosthetic arm and like yeah she makes jokes about it sometimes “glad i could lend a hand” “i’d lose my arm if it wasnt attached!” stuff like that but the difference is that its my mother making those jokes joking
jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things like whether they’re
bubonickitten: sometimes i forget that morbid, playfully self-deprecating jokes about my mental health are not always appropriate…?? especially around neurotypical people who don’t know how to react. like there’s this awkward pause, this unspoken
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
vexture:Reminder to those who don’t experience hallucinations/reality breaks:Please tag your AI generated posts as unreality or the name of the generator you’re using. The distorted faces/backgrounds/objects can be fun to look at and joke
Who’s up for bad Bio jokes straight in the morning? No one? Well, you’ll get to hear it anyways:Why didn’t Wolfchev become an alchemist?- Because he failed his Bio Ethics test.I thought this up in the shower. Why the fuck I even think
was-sammyheughan-deactivated201: yeah OHkay david
konkeydongcountry: beltsquid: tastelesssandwiches: Oh look they’re adding a game journalist mode to the new nier Yeah man good joke but have you considered how this might be a boon not just to people who, say, liked the original NieR but aren’t
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
featheredcritter:featheredcritter:Go look at birds and bugs outside btw. It can save your lifeNot a joke btw. Please go outside and pay attention to all the little creatures around you, even in your backjard, the bugs scurring for nectar and the little
flamingstar8: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal
yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: this… yeah he can pop in and see dr thunderland jr im sure that will go gayly i mean greatly that’s not the only thing that’ll be popping between them
donpardosaymyname: lostiel: #DAD JOKES #HOT DAD JOKES
Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
bonerdelrey: you a stupid hoe you a you a you a you a you a you a you a you a you a yeah, you a you a i am the female weezy
eridude: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal at
Yeah, it’s a picture of a high sugar/calorie/fat food. Yeah, it’s something indulgent. No, eating it is not going to cause diabetes and I’m getting kinda tired of seeing the word flung around like it’s an insult. ANYTHING in
diversegaminglists: konkeydongcountry: beltsquid: tastelesssandwiches: Oh look they’re adding a game journalist mode to the new nier Yeah man good joke but have you considered how this might be a boon not just to people who, say, liked the original
bogleech: (a stolen version of this tweet blew up on twitter recently, this is the properly credited one and yeah the best joke written in 2020 wasn’t even by a human.)
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cantabilechaos:Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath
darknessalwayslosestolight: I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all
democracyisdead: cockswastika: U.S. elections be like this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen. Yeah, basically.This analogy is too tasty though…I think it’s more like coriolis water-swirl shits. Either the toilet flushes the shit
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