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Bowties are cool…
vintage-eros: Parisian Mademoiselle & Antique Dildo.Circa 1870s or 1880s, courtesy of the vintage erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Silly haaaats, silly haaaaats. (Also, some shots from the steampunk shoot are up over here now, doo-de-doo, shame
notamorningbird: alexdallymacfarlane: cauda-pavonis: teratomarty: Someone asked in private about the identity of “that orange boomerang thing†in my dildo collection. It is a double-ended dildo for use by two people at once.  The first time I
Blah blah blah dildo, blah blah blah chastity belt, I have nothing of import to say but holy fuck do I want those stockings.
I really have nothing to say, I just think these ladies are adorable.
“Only in very instances do women experience one tithe of the sexual feeling which is familiar to most men. Many of them are entirely frigid, and not even in marriage do they ever perceive any real desire.” -Dr. George H. Napheys, The Transmiss
occasionally I come across pictures of people using root vegetables as dildos and like, I get it, it’s vaguely dick shaped and dildos were harder to find then, but all I can think about is that one episode of A Thousand Ways to Die where someone rupture
I’m tolerably certain that’s a vegetable but I can’t quite figure out which vegetable. I think it’s some kind of squash….
You know I’ve read several instances of dildo handled whips and it’s quite frustrating that this may be one except I can’t tell because she’s got it shoved up her vagina. Is it actually a dildo? We will never know.
ironinomicon: an early modern dildo shop from the frontispiece to the school of venus, or the ladies delight, reduced into rules of practice, a sex manual printed in 1680 My birthday was this week, so in celebration have this piece of absolutely delightf
Our old friends Paisley Chair and Ruffled Leopard make a reappearance! Also, lesbians.
What…is that? Is that a candle? That cannot possible be enjoyable or sanitary.
We all want to know if the carpet matches the drapes, but rarely do have a chaise that matches the stockings!
Why can’t I shake the feeling that someone is about to go “here comes the airplane nyooom”
