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lonesomemother1: privatefamilytime: When I am alone at home masturbating and nothing is doing it for me, I know all I have to do is call my mom via FaceTime and she’ll give me exactly what I need. When my son calls me and tells me he is having trouble
gettingstuffed: jjjbluballs: This beautiful toy is called a Tenga Flip Zero and the wife loves it! It’s 4 inches wide and has the pussy of a goddess inside. When it’s in her pussy and I put my cock in it all the air pushes out and it refuses to
ithelpstodream:have we got your attention now? CALL YOUR SENATORS. CALL THE FCC. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL HANDS ON DICK… Deck…JUST GO DO IT!!!
yoursluttymom: Your racist Italian dad calls your black friends names behind their backs like mulignan and eggplant.It’s kind of funny though because your fat assed mom calls them all kinds of names behind your dad’s back.
wizardsmagic: wizardsmagic: Battle for Zendikar is all about protecting a place you call home. We want to go on a little expedition to a place YOU call home! Print out one of these nifty papercraft hedrons and take it on a journey to show off some
adri28hughes: I hope all 30 seconds to mars fans know that before Jared Leto was a famous musician, he was an actor in a 90’s show called My So-Called Life. He and his brother Shannon ( rarely, it was mostly Jared ) appeared in the show, and Jared
daddyjourney: dadddys-little-roo: Calling all Mommies, Daddies, and Caregivers! I just saw a commercial for these! Its called a Cloud Pet! It lets you send audio messages to your little through the bear! They can even send them back! This would be
I received an item called an ōlloclip™ in the post today so I thought I’d install it onto my iPhone 6S and give it a try. The first thing I can tell you as that it doesn’t like screen protectors at all and it destroyed mine upon installation.
I have the greatest idea. All of the Harry Potter fans on Tumblr should just like reblog. So there's this place on Long Island, it's called Pilgrim State, it's abandoned and fucking huge. We should rebuild it and just turn it into Hogwarts. Like, seriousl
hatefuckingforbeginners: You always complain I only call you whenever I want to fuck your ass, but you always answer whenever I call. Damage control, take it all bitch.
lesbianoutlaw: dandelionchild: daniel-inviere: That’s all for today. See you tomorrow. and if i fuck up, call me out on it. ^ definitely. We must call each other on our bullshit. You see some, you tell me.
nikkiswings: I’ve been to an all women swinger party with 6 or 7 women. It was a blast, but we ended up calling a couple guys in to give us some cock. I think my husband set a speed record getting to us when I called. amatuerheaven: womennextdoor:
dawndead: thediabeticgriffin: Reichenbach The Call by Regina Spektor = Tears damn it I told myself I wasn’t going to cry. All the tears, all of them. All over my damn keyboard.
So I suppose by now you are wondering who I am. My name is Sveinrós (Svayn-Rose) I’m not sure about a last name. I’ve been called Sveinrós since I was little and it’s all I’ve ever been called to those who know me!I’m a Wolfess, I have
bygodstillam:arachnofiend:Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.thatspectacularpigeon:I hate people that are like “oh
Ok, call me crazy but damn it all…I was just in the mood for Ms. Carey’s fun infectious ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU! More catchy songs to follow! Thanks for letting me play DJ today! Can’t have sex ALL the time can we!!!https://www.youtube.com/
This time, Nico definitely crossed the line. He can call me a “failure” all he wants, but Joe has been nothing but nice to him. It’s horrible of him to call Joe a failure.
christianmingle:one time i was in a pringles ad and all the kids from my school found it and people started making it their profile pictures and printing it out and calling me pringle boy it was a rough month
kosplaybaby: if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
redmensch: my mom: son SON stop throwing soil all over the living room me, an anarcho-primitivist: it’s called rewilding mom call my doctor and tell him medicine sucks
theastrarium: “It is said that the Celtic Gods, beyond all other pantheons, choose their own. Call to the Greek and Roman pantheons, or call to Isis or Thor, and you will usually receive a response to your prayer. While the Celtic gods will hear and
kosplaybaby:if you ever call me cute i will think about it all dayand when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blanketsand i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
borntoservicestr8men: There is nothing, and I mean nothing I wouldn’t do for my greatest straight masters. This one is one of my all time favorites. When he calls, I instantly drop everything to be at his beckon call and he knows it. He gets off on
lokispriestess: yesterdaysprint: Chicago Tribune, Illinois, September 20, 1925 women for at least the last 80 years: don’t call me pet names if you don’t know me, it’s demeaningmen: oh all of a SUDDEN you can’t call a waitress “sweetheart”
teagankgb: hidden-agender: osobigbear: YEAH NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. FUCK THIS TRANSMISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT. IF SOMEONE DOESN’T WANT TO BE CALLED A DUDE, YOU DO NOT CALL THEM A DUDE. hidden agender, it’s a reference to a show “All That” from
Everything you say. A girl takes to heart. Sometimes she'll forget some of it. But most of the time she'll remember all those feelings you've told her, all the promises you've made her and all those phone calls. She'll remember every single one.
oheichoumyheichou: how unfair is it that jean canonically called armin out for clinging to eren yet…all we’ve seen……..are platonic shoulder and arm touches………….i call bullshit………….i want more………………….give me the details
crazytwirlcurls: Just give me all of the “Izuku accidentally calling All Might ‘Dad’/All Might and Izuku father-son bonding” content in the world and I’ll be happy with life Took me like two weeks to finish but it’s DONE
I’m really amused by the thought of Mike’s guys tailing Kim and Jimmy just watching their cartoon scam shenanigans between mundane lawyer stuff and then relaying everything to straight-faced Mike like “and then the guy, who, again, is
betterthinkofme:SourceI’m fine I’m good I’m fine
shigerussato:i love how brock knows ash wants gary’s attention so bad + misty’s tease on calling ash “prince charming” like why would she call him that out of all things lmao, she knows and we love to see it.
wickedisgood: “This place is called the Glade, all right? It’s where we live, where we eat, where we sleep. We call ourselves the Gladers.” The Maze Runner Meme: 1 Status - Glader [1/1]
frozenfoods: lordoftheblackflames: frozenfoods: ever notice how work in classes are all called questions but in math theyre called problems that really speaks to me It’s like doctor’s. “You’re going to feel a bit of pressure” and then ask
breakcorechoirboy: thatpunnyguy: sexuallyhomo: WHAT SOME OF YOU DON’T KNOW is that their are these fancy fruits called “Blood oranges” It is called blood orange because the outside is all orangey, while the inside looks like flesh. (no
clearbakka: Everything before me seems to blur and dissolve A flood of miracles wouldn't be enough. Because you called my name... Is it all right if I call your name? Damn me; I cannot draw;;; huehehhehehhe
Did anyone else read the new policy agreement, (because if you didn’t you should have. It was fucking hilarious. they basically called all twelve year olds who want to have tumblrs whiner babies. And they called people who post porn dicks for
ronald-charles: mlmoso: normalize calling boys pretty!! and beautiful!! and cute!!! Yes normalise it by calling me all of them
kaworusmom: the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…
invisibleauxyeux: I think I may have found a new favorite fic and it’s called Found Naked in His Azaleas. It was weird and didn’t go how I was expecting at all but it was also great. I’d give more details but I feel like it would give away important
allisonchinart: Hi everyone! First of all, I just wanted to thank y’all for all the love on the last tutorial I posted -I’m glad people found it worthy of sharing and reading. I wanted to make this one more in-depth. I don’t think I would call
lotusshim554: Shaxx call his Quartermaster “little buddy" but we all know it’s not that ‘little’. In the fast, he coud be call Saladin like that show friendliness but seems he don’t like that LOL
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all dayand when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blanketsand i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
Love is like sunshine. It brings a golden glow to its beholder’s face. And a warm feeling all over their body. It awakens souls and opens eyes. And when its over, it leaves billions of small memories called stars. To remind the world, that it still
theoccasionaloctopus: erick-del-gay: tinalikesbutts: So like go ahead and hate on Justin Bieber all you want. He’s an asshole, he kinda deserves it. But stop calling him a girl. My gender is not an insult. Stop calling him gay and a fag, my sexuality
irchinkaaay: iliketortles: To all my Viets out there who have tried this and maybe non-Viets too. It’s called Nuoc Dua Xiem in Vietnamese. It’s basically Coconut Juice, but it’s pretty good and it has some slices of Coconut in it too.
castielcampbell: nohetero: kittenhugs: It’s a ham sandwich like was that really fucking nessecary you all have to sleep in that spot it’s called body heat guys. it’s how they stay warm. dogs do it, i’m sure some cats do it.
klefable: klefable: if you’re going to be in an internet argument you can at least… Not have a MLP icon because then all your opponent has to do is call you brony friendzoni and it’s all over for you this is my greatest post because it’s true
I’m 21 days away from my 22nd birthday. All I can think about is u. I’m tired it’s 5 in the morning an all I want is to call u an hear ur voice. I can forgive a lot but u took it to far this time. Now I’m stuck missing the only person I wanna
everydayatleast: yo-homeslice: official-mounds: official-mounds: I DID IT We all know the meme Well, I went digging further and found the backstory. – It all starts in highschool (or early college) (for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl
ninadobrvea: “I hear the calls a director makes, and I see audition tapes, and when you start out, it’s this narcissistic thing of ‘It’s all about me and my art.’ But then you step outside of it and it is showbusiness: it is a business.”
unitedworldofhetalia:imagine-nation-stuido: purplenote19: youmakemeworthsomething: justsomerandomanna: patrik-star: gnarly: Hi friends so I heard about this app from all my friends and all over my social medias so I decided to get it. it’s called
incest78: Son, it’s called a shithole and it stinks. Period. Stick your nose up as far as it will go, rub it around a little, and then enjoy the dad stench all day long. Never insult it with female references.
thelittlesluts: “Are you gonna listen to my hard cock’s commands?” he says while slapping your face. He calls you a cockwhore. And he’s right. You will not dissapoint. You need it. All of it. Making his dick all slimy with your wet mouth. Letting
daddys-littlesluts: “Are you gonna listen to my hard cock’s commands?” he says while slapping your face. He calls you a cockwhore. And he’s right. You will not dissapoint. You need it. All of it. Making his dick all slimy with your wet mouth.
literarydaddy: You like it when I use you like the dirty fucking slut you are? You like serving me, pleasing me with that hole? It feels so good now that I’ve loosened you up and it’s all wet, it’s like you have a pussy. You like it when I call
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