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brentwalker092: How much could Michael Hoffman deposit in the bank tomorrow if he just called up Sean Cody and said “Fuck it–let’s go!!!” :)
memeufacturing: it’s honestly so funny watching wikipedia and many historians desperately avoid calling a king who was so very obviously gay “gay” despite the fact that he fucked several guys and explicitly expressed physical attraction to them
snowbunnyslut: snowbunnyslut: Women everywhere are getting ready for “Black Friday”. Women everywhere who are looking to be black bred will be wearing all black. We call it Blacked Friday…lol Spread the word!
incaseart: Last request from the first november lottery. Can’t really call it a winner since I just picked one I wanted to do as a bonus. This one is all kinds of silly. Korra cumming with an ahegao while fucking herself silly with water tentacles.
stoner-vogue: heretodaygonetom: stoner-vogue You are above the pop soda line, not below the mason-dixon. LOL Lmfao but we all call it soda here tho
mindblowingfactz: France has banned all children under 15 from using their phones, tablets and smartwatches in school. The government is concerned that students are becoming too dependent on and distracted by their phones. They are calling it, “A law
ticalticalreds: batmasterstuff: vitamind83: Applecake Give me some cream with those cakes and call it a day! Dammmmmmmmmm just one night is all I need
dymx: This chapter is so suspicious.Suigetsu doesn’t even know who that DNA sample belongs to and for all we know, it could be Sasuke’sSuigetsu called Sasuke a scumbag which is basically Kishi saying that the whole idea would make Sasuke a scumbagNaruto
tielan: metalheavyconquistador: Every actor in the MCU is a complete and utter dork.They should call it the Dorktastic Cinematic Universe for greater accuracy, except that would probably get the comics fans all confused.
thebiggestever: “The females of my planet who have visited earth tell me that the human male sex organ -you call it the “penis?” - can cause great pleasure, especially if the male has a large penis. I’ve been scanning males all over the world
ppelicans:you know that feeling when someone is speaking korean/thai/japanese/etc and someone calls it chinese and you politely correct them and they’re like ‘whatever theyre all the same’ and you feel like in that moment you’ll be able to rightfully
nobbydraws: nappyedges: sourcedumal: a-contradictory-sort: we-all-eat-death: cosmic-noir: theg0dshxt: happinessbythekilowatts: The folks at Kuhl-Racing aren’t ones to just bolt on a set of overfenders and call it a day. Via: Kuhl-Racing Gawd
weaselwoman: rebelliousbieber: my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience I love this age stage. They cling like velcro. I call it the Fussies because they fuss all the time for food and have no patience.
chlorokin: I’ve decided to do a Seasons makeup/costume set, just for fun. I wouldn’t call it drag, just because I don’t plan on going out all done up XD For the first installment, let me introduce: The Winter Prince.
tarinya-quinn: fenrir-chained: Got a joke for you all. What’s it called when someone turns into a vampire before being bitten? Premature Edraculation. Get out
quiescens: leopharry: I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome. those born
passiveprince: passiveprince: *does the shaft animation head tilt*
controlleraunt: modern beach au where the konoha crew decides to fight over the nicest beach spot with another group called the akatsuki who decided to claim it at the exact same time the first challenge is volleyball. the naruto crew hesistantly sends
eyesofanangeltongueofadevil: mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ Long story short, she called the whole family round and
lizzie-mcguires: Hernando, it’s me… please call me back, I lost a flip flop.
thegodlessatheist: Another off topic photo. Like to give a shout out to all the call of duty gamers. LOL on this kid… don’t ya love them!! It should be ‘on the same team’ but the kids face is classic.
ladyhearthkeeper:I want my home to be a place of healing. A place where all that come, even for a few minutes, leave with a warm glow inside of them. A place of solace and refuge for those who call it their home.
dxddyslilwhore:syck-as-hell:I’m not a tamer, but I fucking love brats. They act coy and shit, but I know the game. The prank you pulled, the comment you made, the way you suck your teeth. You want to piss me off. I know it’s all bait, but
micdotcom: Ebola fear is turning into all-out racism The American public’s reaction to the Ebola virus outbreak that’s killed over 4,000 people has moved from concern to outright xenophobia Call it “Ebola racism.” With the death of Liberian
I find it funny how a group of women can blatantly call K Michelle a liar and straight dog her out on social media because she said that man abused her
asanevets: babyphatjeans: babyphatjeans: IF ALL U CONSUME IS FAST FOOD, AIN’T NO WAY IN HELL I’M SWALLOWIN THAT SEWAGE WATER U CALL NUT. I WAS SUCKING THIS BOY’S DICK THE OTHER DAY AND HIS NUT TASTED SOOOO TERRIBLE. I DRAGGED HIM AND TOLD HIM
majin-kvsh: suptrap: cosmic-noir: dipsetanthem: Someone call 911 Nah 😂 When the Feds coming to raid your crib but God blessin all the trap niggas
doobiewrap: doobiewrap: doobiewrap: I honestly don’t think Becky is Gwenyth (or any whiten woman for that matter) 1) Beyoncé has never had a problem with calling out, dragging and abusing white women, it’s her kink. Therefore of Jay cheated
nigerianflagemoji: colachampagnedad: colachampagnedad: colachampagnedad: colachampagnedad: colachampagnedad: kendrick album is leaked/out/whatever you wanna call it im pausing everything all hands on deck brb “if i gotta go hard on a bitch ima make
catsi: a-thesis-film-destroyed-me: wizardshark: catsi: pretty fucked up how christian beliefs are referred to as “stories” but indigenous beliefs are referred to as “mythology” im gonna start calling it all “christian mythology” now and
frankocean: When I fell asleep in all my clothes as a kid my mother would call it ‘ready to roll’. That couch tho
killmoncoochie: morthils: ranger-truth: sushinfood: great-tweets: watch the whole thing, i’m begging you this is NUTS Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel. wait a second
macgregorsiolalpin: I call it machine-gun lying. Kellyanne tells so many lies so quickly that the interviewer is overwhelmed and can’t counter them all. Clever tactic, but we got you.
Tumblr puts more effort into their April Fools’ joke than they spend on their website in general the rest of the year. This is my headcanon. I would almost dare to call it actual canon.Blog aesthetic put me off reblogging all my favorites, so I’m
aotopmha replied to your post: @Manga When will “rocking chair Historia” be revealed as a body double? The reason NPC Farmer Guy’s face hasn’t been shown is because his true calling has been to be the double all along.
xoxoxomona69: We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love. 💖💛
crazybeautifulhazeleyes: He calls it #thick I’m #happy in the #skin im in #chubbygirls #thickgirls #notfat #sexy comes in all #sizes … #envy looks damn good on #you. #amen #truth 👏😜👌👍
candysroom25: Malena in the shower 2. One of my favorite things to do is to have Candy tell me her “Malena” story. I call it her “Kissing The Bird Story”. I’ll take all my clothes off and she’ll hold me close, and she’ll put her mouth really
hotteenagechicks: I’ll call her perfect and then you can all argue about it
hunterdirectionerpottergleek: crashcas: lucifcr: reminder that in the french version of supernatural bobby says bananas instead of idjits THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD ALL DAY you might call it The French Mistake
thehappygals: Good morning y'all!!!!😊 So I did throw a tittie in this set for the normal Tittie Tuesday, but I thought maybe today I’d call it Taste Me Tuesday?! ❤💦️👅💦💋💦☺️
lacigreen: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road gas stations all the sudden
odaasaku: “I was able to realize that something like love exists all around me. Victor is the first person I ever wanted to hold on to. I don’t really have a name for that emotion, but I have decided to call it “love.” Now that I know what love
bambz-art: Otayuri Week: Day 4 (Long Distance) - Good Morning from Almaty In which Yurio misses Otabek terribly so Otabek always calls him to say good morning :3 OKAY I FOUND OUT ABOUT OTAYURI WEEK LITERALLY A FEW HOURS BEFORE IT ENDED LOLOLOL SORRY THIS
tricountyshit:i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse:jessehimself: themoorhouseproject:Seneca Village existed from 1825 through 1857. It was located between 82nd and 89th Streets and Seventh and Eighth Avenues. Today, this area is part of Central Park.Seneca
gastrophobia: doronjosama: Hell done froze over: TokyoPop is returning to publishing five years after abruptly calling it quits and leaving all their licenses in the lurch. The “Message from TokyoPop” contains the usual Stu Levy bloviating. Looks
magickal-inkantation:Honestly out of everything this made me laugh the most because they can call it a flute all they want but that’s a fucking recorder. The ultimate evil is to put a goddamn recorder into the hands of a small child and BH Org is over
spoilmybigass:http://www.kinkbomb.com/studio/goddessgreeneyed I call it “a goddess spreads her cheeks and blind men can see again, weak become strong, and all find meaning”
meladoodle: well, your honor, in my defense they call it a mcdonalds drive THRU not a drive AROUND so its hardly my fault all of those customers are injured
h0llo: I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka
space-queer: did-you-kno: Source I’VE BEEN CALLING IT MY PINKY TOE ALL THESE YEARSMINIMUS IS SO MUCH CUTER
leopharry:I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.
garashirs:shipping a rarepair with little to no content is torture, i totally agree, but there’s a special kind of hell called “popular pairing with thousands of fics on ao3 but 90% of them are A/B/O mpreg dubcon slave/master harry potter!au that
urbancougar: We’re beside ourselves. We nearly called it a night before wishing a happy birthday to Sandra Taylor. Happy Birthday! And good night, all. Sweet dreams.
spoilmybigass: http://www.kinkbomb.com/studio/goddessgreeneyed I call it “a goddess spreads her cheeks and blind men can see again, weak become strong, and all find meaning”
grumpysalmon: the-man-on-the-mic: grumpysalmon: Do you ever enter shock when you scroll to the end of a post like this and see no caption calling it the absolute worst thing of all time? Hate to be a grammar nazi, but you misspelled “best” almost
proudlydepraved1: musclegap2015: zenoe2010: Halloween mask party !!! Oh ya. ALL DAY How it’s supposed to be done! NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL A COCK SUCKING SLUT WHO LOVES SUCKING HUGE HARD COCK FOR A LONG TIME WITHOUT HESITATION, WHAT A GREAT
